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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now help me get this right, you are going to post pictures, of you, Skymama, touching your inner WHAT???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those pictures require a subscription to my webpage. I have to pay for my trip somehow, you know. *** For the record, you have done this to yourself...

Now help me get this right, you are going to post pictures, of you, Skymama, touching your inner WHAT???? Love ya!! Welcome home!!! I am sure she will get me for this, so if ya'll don't hear from me for about a week....

Hey Bro, the reasons can be so many and so different until they could consume many pages. I spent years warning people about the dangers of non-current, borrowed gear, situations and the incidents that seem to occur when those two evils connect. Safety I also spent years listening to people whine about what the DZ and the DZO needed to do for them and the sport, and when it came time for them to give back, all too often, they bailed. Emotions I spend a lot of time now with mywife, kids, and my granddaughter. I spend a lot of time serving the needs of my church. I took up golf, and found it to be a relaxing and fun way to spend my free time and it puts a lot let stress on my "old broken body". I also don't go around the golf course feeling like I have a "bulls eye" on my back, because somebody thinks they need to swoop me, in the air or on the ground. Personal I drink a lot less beer and a lot more water. I eat better/healthier. I sleep regular hours and wake up refreshed most of the time. I work hard, but worry a lot less about what the "newbie" is about to do, or if "show-off" if about to hook himself into the ground or another canopy. I am way less stressed. Health I am proud to say that I to this day have many good friends who still skydive and I support their doing so. I have so many wondeful memories, so many parties, boogies, supper at Georgio's after hours...I can't list all of the wonderful things I have received from this sport. I have a jumpsuit with about 25 jumps on it and 2 altimaster III's (need an altimeter?) Other than that, I am done for now. I may come back one day, and go by the rules and become re-current with some hot-shot JM/I who will teach me all of the ways of the sky, but for today, rock on brother, and when the plane is tied down, give me a call and maybe we can share a cold one and I will listen to your jumps stories, if you will listen to my golf game, or let me tell you about my family.

One of the greatest moments in all of baseball history. *** Skip Carey, "Bream rounds third, here comes the throw, here's the play at the plate, he'sssssssss.......SAFE!!! BRAVES WIN, BRAVES WIN, BRAVES WIN!!!!! For those who don't know, Skip Carey, voice of the Braves for 30 years, passed away at the end of last week.

Yeah, I am going with the Swift Reserve. 5 cell, seemed like it had "flat" lines and for some reason, I remember something weird with the stearing/brake lines...

The past is the past... What are you gonna do on the 30th with them Clemson Tigers...??? I am a Carolina Gamecock fan you know!!

Cal Ripkin, Jr. breaking the Iron Man baseball record. I am not sure the date, I just remember watching him circle the field, being applauded for his accomplishment. As all this was going on, I was sitting on the sofa with my hand on my wife's pregant belly and I felt my unborn daughter kick for the first time. I don't know why, but ever since then, Cal Ripkin's record is my favorite sports moment!

So I'm curious; How do you communicate with him? I'm just picturing Billy grabbing this guy to take him home, and the guy thinking he is being abducted, and putting up a fight. *** First he yells, "Hey Asshole..."

Give us a Tuesday funny. Do you have any good jokes? *** So this deaf guy walks into the airport and asks, "Where is the nearest Sam Adams bar?"... How's that??!!

In light of the new "corporate" image... -The review was sent in. -The receiver was on a coffee break when it came in. -He came back to his desk and the hottie in the next cube was over to chat. -5 O'clock came and he went home. -Next morning he printed your review and put it in his inbox -It wasn't until 3 days later that his inbox was full enough for the boss to notice so he moved it to his outbox. -After lunch he walked it over to the approver but met up with the hottie and had another chat with her. -By then it wsa time for the coffee break. -As an after-thought he laid it on the apporver's desk as he passed by...who was gone for the day. ....well, you get the story by now I'm sure. One of these days, your review will be found under a stack of staff reports and be tossed into the trash along with all the other work-to-be-done that wasn't accomplished in a timely manner so that the boss and HR doesn't find out about it. *** Priceless...absolutely priceless!!!!

I smell gopher poon-tang...

I take that vacation for a few days every weekend... Where you going on vacation Skymama? To that special beach they were talking about???

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Geez you people are impatient...at least give me time to get home from work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is it just me or does it appear that someone takes a loooonnnnggggg time getting home from work???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is it just me or does anyone find it amusing that a pastor has been eagerly waiting for boobies? *** Billy, Billy, Billy, (shaking head) I was mearly concerned for her well being. Besides, boobies are one of God's many blessings...

Geez you people are impatient...at least give me time to get home from work. *** Is it just me or does it appear that someone takes a loooonnnnggggg time getting home from work????

It was just pointed out to me that I'll be taking time off from the sport. Is it ok if I still post here? *** That depends entirely on what exactly you are willing to post. Now, about that video...

...now I've got that damn Huey Lewis song 'Happy to be Stuck With You' in my head, thanks a lot. *** Well Jaye, Don't worry, be happy... weeee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee... Bwaaahhaaaa baaaahaaahaaaaa

Are you allowed to move your hips that much during a sermon??? *** Oh you might be surprised. I am soooo not your traditional preacher....

Here ya go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86XFONQwerc -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not only are there instegators, there are also smart-a$$es...

I quote Skymama from another post. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At this point, I think you just need to get laid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I just spit coffee on my keyboard... Don't think it will make the sermon, but might use it at Men's Club... Pic # 2??? No comment

You know, I once heard that old grits were good for the skin, you just smeared 'em on, then again, I was also told that it was like drinking beer on the beach. You may end up with grits in your schlitz. Just for you Billy...

Not me, in fact all I am doing is minding my own business, working on a sermon for Sunday, and strangely enough, the sermon title is, "Can I Get A Witness"!!! Video will do just fine...

Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- maybe I just need coffee this morning. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At this point, I think you just need to get laid. *** Me thinks, since you brought it up, you should be willing to help a brother out...

Actually I was rather disappointed when I googled myself. OBVIOUSLY, I haven't been hyping myself NEARLY enough. Elvisio "I need a publicist" Rodriguez *** LLL-VVVV, I never hyped myself, however, if you google me, I am "The Flash"... My wonderful wife however, is a Porn Star!!! Gooogle, schmoogle...

Jerry Bird is missing...

Did you run a "repair" on the connectivity?