Taylor610

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  1. I am not, however I am working on it. There are a number of different plans you can use, but the one that my wife and I have based our plan on we got using Crown Financial Ministries. Yeah I know, I am going to get flamed for suggesting a Christian based organization, but hey, they are non profit, you can get pretty much everything you need off of their web site and it works... [url]www.crown.org
  2. Dude, don't defend yourself on my account, that was funny...I watched it twice and laughed harded the second time. Get yer butts outta door, I like to land on the airport too!!!
  3. Try your local Headshop. *** You mean to tell me there is a "shop" where you can go to get...
  4. The last thing Roger would want is for us to take things too seriously!!!! *** Exactly! And yes, 0n July the 26th, 1998 I drank the cool-aid with 246 other skydivers!!!!!
  5. There is a palm reader in the city I live in with the same last name as mine. I would sometimes get calls from people looking for "Sister West". Most of the time I would just say wrong number and hang up, but a couple of times when the person was we'll say "excited" about talking to the good sister, I would schedule free appointments at 3:00am, "while the spirits are most active"... They also were always selling cars in their front yard and they had a boat there for sell and I sold it on the phone for $300.00, but it had to be cash...
  6. I actually showed one of the guys here how to use spell check. The next email I got had a few errors in it so I asked him what happened and he told me that it was wrong...
  7. I did Stand-Up Comedy for 3 years... The biggest formation I had ever been on was an 8-way until I was a late diver on a 40-way, only did four 40-ways, all in one weekend (although one of them was a 4-point skydive!!!) and 2 months later I was 29th out of a DC-3 diving at the 232-way attemtps in Lake Wales. I have a 22 year old son, almost 17yr old twin daughters and a 10 year old daughter (who has me...)!
  8. Do you have sand in your vagina? *** Hey GFD, that's just like drinking beer on the beach... You have grits in your Schlitz!!
  9. That was funny as anything I've read in awhile! As far as Bonds not doing anything illegal, I guess it is a matter of whether you are a Bonds fan or not. He can make all of the explainations he wants, he was jealous of McGuire (juiced too IMHO), and the so called records are as fradulent as he is. Now however that he is being watched, notice how high his injury rate and inability to recover are. And yes, that is just IMHO. I do believe that MLB turned their heads to a lot of things, just to get the fans in the stands...
  10. Hey. my dog does, so long as I have that bag of doggie treats... The kids are bout the same, so long as I have money and car keys for 'em, they love me too!! Dang, I must be a muff brother!!! YAAAHOOOO!! MUFF MUFF!!
  11. hey asshole what band did you get? is it the world famous Tim Horan? *** Hey asshole, get it right, it is the "World Famous Tim Horan and The Skydive Band"!! I know, I made 'em famous...maybe that's why nobody likes me...
  12. I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice? *** Open the blinds...
  13. making a second step and being inefficient, So what do they do - go to the web site, pay the money, print out a sheet that can be presented to the race director. 15 minutes. *** Exactly, rather than calling the USPA, adding to the already under-staffed work load, why don't we use the tools that they have given us.
  14. This is just a thought from the business side of things... Approx 252 working days a year... Approx 34,000 members of the USPA... If everyone waited and needed their renewal processed that day, then...The uspa would be expected to process and fax Approx 135 re-newals everyday which translates to Approx 17 per hour, or approx 1 every 3 minutes. Not a mind boggling feat, at the same time, sounds pretty close to a fulltime job to me. What would we like the USPA to spend our membership money on? How much is this expedited service worth to you and what does it cost the USPA? Where does the "break-even" mark fall fiscally? Again, not say that the USPA is doing a great job, just asking is this particular complaint really justified? It is just a thought from the business side of things.
  15. Thank you. You were wonderful. *** Funny, that's not something I hear afterwards... Hmmm, I wonder if the 2 are connected...
  16. You could just tell her that you don't know how she stays with him...he's lousy in bed, and you really regret sleeping with him.
  17. A demonstration with photos would probably work! *** If I had one of those telephoto lense's I might be able to pick it up... Sorry, I tried...
  18. Wow, I guess when I combine the information that RL has posted with the fact that all I have to do is undress to get a woman to laugh, I must be one satisfing stud!! Did that help scaryshari??
  19. So don't read this one either... What does 80 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends....
  20. What's between Bea Arthors Nipples? Her Belly Button
  21. These 2 condoms are walking down the street and they stop in front of a gay bar. One looks at the other and says... "Wanna go inside and get Shit-faced?"
  22. Here's the question, if Billy Vance was your child and he said a bad word, would you wash his hands? Billy, where are you when we need you!!!!!?????
  23. It looks like after prodding from other local DZOs *** Hey Bro, after my 3rd FAA visit, I taught them how to compare the packing data card to the riggers logbook. Shared that they should do that to all of the DZ's they visit. Interesting outcome... Oh yeah, when competition comes to town, they pull out all the stops!!! It is funny sometimes the distances some people will go. Not making accusations, just talking about personal experiences. Funny how those thing can come back to haunt you!
  24. Unless something has changed it does not exist to this day.......... Thus all discussions are a mute point *** Exactly, and unless the constitution has changed they cannot require something that cannot be had, that my friend is called free enterprise. As far as the discussions being a mute point, it sounds as if that is what you are hoping for, but I doubt that is the case here. I don't think any of "us" want to see unfair tactics used to stop legitimate businesses from operating under all of the stringent governmental regulations, whatever CFR covers them. Then again it sounds like to me that legitimate is not what you are concerned with, rather how loud can I yell to get attention. You certainly aren't the first to try this method and keep your chin up brother, sometimes it works. I guess the only problem with that is someone, somewhere has to look in the mirror and deal with what they see.