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"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Awwww man, and all I did was sit and talk to ya. Next time too hell with the talk I'm making the moves! Mental note too self "Too hell with tha chat just get to the chicken." "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Judit! I love you and I wish I could marry a hot European Chikka and run away to some remote southern DZ. Thnx for the happy daydreams. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Well in my experience, the more attractive a person is the less personality they have as they get by on their looks most of the time. I always find that the short funny looking gal/guy comfortable with who they are are always the ones with the most personality and of course the most fun too be around. I have always found this sort of thing interesting as I am a french girl and I can look like crap or make myself look stunning and it is interesting too see the people I meet when in either guise. I tend to distrust the ones who are drawn too my looks more than the ones I meet on the dz when I haven't showered for two days and look like shit. The ones drawn to my looks don't stick around too long but the ones that chat me up when I smell like crap usually end up being the keepers. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Didn't I laready say I like small ones? But too hell with it, for free jumps I'll grin n bear the 12 inches. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Now why the hell would I bother getting married and putting up with someone elses crap if I still gotta freeze my ass off? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

awwwwwwwwwwwww man I gotta forget about this city job shit I'm getting too many amazing offers. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Man do you got that right. I'll just keep having my lesbian VSG dreams. Might get me through the winter. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

The guts to leave behind my city life and actually take one of those amazing offers. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Alright here goes........... I like it when a girl has NO HAIR WHATSOEVER in the delicate area. I personally make sure I keep it neat and tidy and completely hair free at all times. I convinced one of my artist friends to shave it all off just too see if she would like it. She did as I asked and then went shopping in the supermarket. While in the meat section she looked at the chicken sitting there on the shelf and decided that it looked EXACTLY like her snatch with no hair on it. From then on we called hairless feminine parts "chicken". Hence the name flyinchicken. Of course after that many different names for chicken came up: Stir fried chicken chicken pot pie chicken salad cream of chicken deep fried chicken chicken catchetory well done chicken uncooked chicken and well of course, flyin chicken........... There are many more. I thought that since you all gave me the laugh of my life with this thread, I at least owed it to you all to give you the story. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Skydive AZ silly where else can you jump your ass off AND be warm in the winter? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Ummmmmmm I think I've been dumped twice in this thread. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maybe I should edit too say "Looking for a fake husband and a hot girlfriend". "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Hands down! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

VSG will you marry me? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Pls don't make me cry. My birthday is the same weekend as chick's rock and this will be the first weekend in four years that I have not been there. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Thanatos, if your earlier posts were true than I can have VSG over anytime I want and you can have me too! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Uh oh the girl of my dreams just complimented me. You're all out of luck! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Damn good rig! I loved that rig more than life itself. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

What? Was it the Reflex? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Uh oh Bill just sent me these pics and I think he's neck and neck with ya now thanos. http://photobucket.com/albums/b144/wpy71/?sc=1 Decisions, decisions......... "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

Awww damn I like SMALL ones. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman