flyinchicken

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  1. Awwwwwwww man I don't care who I look like! I just don't want to get cold for four months. Mind you being compared to a hottie like Angelina makes me feel a little better. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  2. Uh huh fun for you! You're not stuck in snow up to your armpitts 4 months of the year and skydivers crazy enough to try and jump in it! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  3. I hate winter in Canada so much, I am willing to prostitute mlyself to some poor skydiver that lives in the south. Ok here goes...................... You gotta put up with my bitching. I talk in my sleep but I still like too cuddle. Sleep with whoever you want as long as I get to do the same,(if my chick is hotter than yours, no whining and no threesomes, trust me, they are boring). I will provide sexual favours,(as long as they don't scare the shit out of me). If you keep me medicated, I'm a lot of fun,(Vodka is NOT suggested). I need to be able to climb and jump year round or the bitchy part gets worse.
  4. Well................................ The bitch part I got down!
  5. I LOVE Shiraz but I'm going for the Valpolicello tonight.
  6. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Especially for the Canadian ladies on the jump! Of course they are the hardest too please in bed AND the hottest ones there. As far as the DZ.com forums go........................ "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  7. Just a side note; When I get my travel insurance for my vacations the insurance WILL cover me if I am skydiving, and WON'T cover me for rock climbing. Seems too me like the insurance companies have something to say about the dangers of climbing as opposed to skydiving. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  8. THAT my friend, is the whole reason I started skydiving in the first place. I am VERY close to my dream. GFD is right! Rockclimbers ARE HOT! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  9. Cornish Rex. I have two and they devil me night and day! They are more like dogs than cats and LOVE to play fetch and climb. They are VERY affectionate kitties and love to be cuddled. They have really short hair that looks kind of like crushed velvet and feels like it too. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  10. The finger boogie Flickin the chicken I dunno nuthin bout that though! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  11. When someone bugs the shit out of me I wish for the best possible thing that I think could happen to them that will get them out of my life! It works every time! I'm very busy concentrating right now! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  12. Thnx sooo much guys for the help. I like the idea of having a 0.3 and a 0.5(my freeflailing rocks right now). I'm gonna hit ebay and see what I can find. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  13. The sneak attack is the only way to catch me! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  14. Man! You see brothers face when he realised his opps slonge was almost in his hand? The best part was the poor guy standing there with it hanging out at the end wondering what the hell he's gonna do with it now! Thanx I needed that! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  15. Yikes. There are so many of the darn things on ebay! I was thinking I needed a 0.3 or 0.5 but have no clue what the difference is between them. Which one is best for jumping with? Yes I'm a dummy but sometimes I'm cute
  16. My hundredth jump! One of my favourites to date a naked zoo dive! Was skeery as fuck but fun as hell! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  17. A picture speaks a thousand words! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  18. I love it and I miss it every second I am away from it! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  19. I knew there was a reason I loved that DZ so much! Aside from the ur packed an ur manifested, happiness. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  20. Anyone care to comment on how our own sport contributes to pollution? Everything in moderation. "Let he who has not sinned caste the first stone". Careful guys, our sport, the cars we drive, the houshold cleaners we use as well as some beauty products ALL contribute to serious environmental issues. You think Katrina would have been as large as she was if the ocean currents weren't warmer than they have been in years? They have to pump out the city and then they will have to try to clean up the mess. Just like our whole race has had to pollute the planet for 300 years and has to deal with the ramifications now. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  21. Fuck yeah! Thank god they got what was coming too them! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  22. I am going crazy because I have not heard from Craig Crosier aka orbitjunkie. If anyone has heard anything please pm me. He has been one of my closest skydiving friends from day one. He was in Slidell but he may have been out on an oil rig working. I heard that they got everyone off of them before the storm hit but haven't heard a word from Craig. He jumped at Gold Coats regularly. PHEW! Just read through the whole thread and found a post from him. Now I'm gonna whupp his ass! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  23. I miss skydiving so very much right now. I am starting a business and it is eating up all my money and time. A good thing for the future, but a hard pill to swallow on beautiful sunny days with big fluffly white clouds floating lazily above me. OK, enough whining..................... My aunt and uncle have invited me to visit them in Puerto vallarta this winter, where they moved when they retired. Does anyone know of a dz close to there? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
  24. Someone say chicken? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman