santa

"What's wrong with that lesson when teaching very young minds about morality?" Absolutely nothing, and for the record, I wish it could be christmas every day.

"No more Santa pictures" "Santa's not going to come if you keep acting like that!", This saddens me. "Anyone got any toddlers they want me to adopt?" Funny you should say that..... Ho Ho Ho

Its my busiest time of year.....But its not a bad gig, its the only day I actually do anything..... The rest of the time I'm post whoring. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Och, I have one of these in my grotto at the North Pole. Come sit on Santas knee and tell him what a good girl you've been, and I'll see if the elves can sort you out. It's their off season right now so you might be in luck. Actually I hear you are a freeflier, me too, can't you tell by my beard and funky suit? Ohh and I've got my own aircraft too, with uncoventional and luminous propulsion. It comes with the job, but I only have to work one night a year. Ho Ho Ho