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  1. gremlin

    A new planet?

    gremlin replied to samhussey's topic in The Bonfire

    So how long have we got before, 1. America decides to send a probe there 2. Invade it if they find it has oil 3. It becomes too polluted I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I have just managed to set up a wireless network in my Officers Mess. Am chuffed as I can now sit in the bar with my laptop and make valid and pertanent points on threads...DOH! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    If you are organising one I'll be there - will just need to go to the gym a bit before hand so I look good on camera! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I really do recommend AXA. They do a good cover on travel insurance though I have my kit covered through a separate contents policy. Still cannot understand people who travel to jump in the USA without medical insurance. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I am out in Perris at the beginning of April and I want to jump it at least a couple of times then. Any chance or is the certification months off yet? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    There is already a big enough market in "second hand" MS software due to the extortionate prices charged for an original. Would this be any different if we were charged for e-mails? Unlikely. People will always find ways around unfair prices. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I find that the problem with setting it at a lower altitude than you want to break off is that you either get fixated by your alti in an attempt to "beat the dytter" or work a bit lower til you hear the dytter go off. Personally I set mine at break off, pull and PULL but I constantly check my alti and try to not work on the alti not the dytter. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    British Engineer - currently in a training post and running the corps sports parachute association. Means I can cliam I am working when seen disappearing to the DZ. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I'm lucky - military dz so there is always a staff member to ensure provision of toilet rolls etc - but I beleive the ladies ain't fit for the task. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Unfortunately that Old Hand is still the one in plaster - hopefully the hospital will give me the all clear this afternoon. Blue skies here I come. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    so funny and yet... so true. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Very sorry to hear that you have the blues. If it is any consolation I am on a week off next week and then it is only 3 weeks till I am off to California for a bit of skydiving and tunnel action. Followed by RAPA in June and the herc boogie in July - so I know what you are feeling I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    the smell of white musk - reminds me of my first girlfriend... looks whistfully into the distance...
  14. gremlin
    Am now upset. I get out to Perris on 4 April so will miss all the fun. Will have to see the video. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Blowjob lawsuit

    gremlin replied to mr2mk1g's topic in The Bonfire

    Perhaps they are suing as it was their turn next and they feel they missed out? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Easiest is Headcorn- get the direct train from Waterloo East to headcorn and pay the driver about £4 for the 2 mile trip to the airfield. Netheravo is good option - cheaper jumps and better accommodation but more difficult to get to. You need to get the train to Pewsey (beleive 1/2 changes) and pay the taxi driver about £10 to get to the dz. You will need some ID with a photo but the bar is very cheap £1.50 for everything! If you are thinking about coming to nethers give me a PM. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Superb. Should be cross posted to the women's forum before they submit any more! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Best of luck and remember to enjoy it - it is possible to forget. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    What canopy are you flying? Perhaps you need something a little more stable and forgiving? Para-commander? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I jumped the aerodyne Pilot and Vision at the Eloy boogie and was extremely impressed. Even with my packing the openings were superb - and I jump a spectre! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I heard your favourite request for more was with Maltesers. They ARE nice (inc white choc variety) unlike Hersheys which I never really got the hang of. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Only a girl (or a freeflyer) would describe a rig as pretty. The rest of us would describe it as safe, durable and colour co-ordinated...DOH! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    NO he won't. "This relationship will get crowded with three of us in it" I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    For the non US readers... what is a S'more? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I know that George Orwell has the Pigs taking over the farm but apart from vote for the Green Party what are 2 cows going to do? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....