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  1. gremlin
    I always do some type of refresher training if I haven't jumped for a while, from just playing with my body position to running through reserve drills. Ask your cci - they will give you the help. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    It is like driving a race car and driving a race car simulator. The inputs may give the same effects but it aint real. Skydiving always has the edge of fear to it which tunnels don't. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    so which one is which? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    looking forward to it I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    And fast asleep in reception from 3pm I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Masturbating

    gremlin replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    What is he doing that I am not? Or is this refering to female self love? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  7. gremlin
    I didn't want to but the voices made me. Aint she cute? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  8. gremlin
    I don't want to post.... I really don't want to post.... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Masturbating

    gremlin replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    I heard ti mekas you og blnid. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Eloy Wrap Up

    gremlin replied to bbarnhouse's topic in The Bonfire

    Only if it has a tailgate I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I love the helmet but would be far too scared to get mine painted like that. I constantly seem to be scraping it on the roof or on the door on exit. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I dont really trust either as they read differently. Have started breaking off formations at 4000ft when my audible has gone off only to glance at my visual and see it read 4300. Think I need to get the visual tested in a pressure chamber. Too much throwing it at people who have cocked up my formation...it couldn't have been me...definitely not... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    The British currently arn't. Our premiums are set to rise by 100% and we pay approx $140 a year to the BPA compared to your $50 to USPA. Again a lot of our claims seem to come from Demo jumpers and it would be interesting to know if the BPA has thought about separating the Demo side. And no you wouldn't get your membership money back as you would have had membership for the life of the USPA I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  14. gremlin
    Some of the replies are better than the original article. "One of the research assistants (I) tossed a coin privately and told the guy fixing the parachutes to put a functional parachute in one backpack and another identically-looking-and-feeling mass of fabric and ropes in the other backpack. ... Then, they jumped; the one with the parachute survived, the other guy died on impact (I, the outcome assessor was no longer blind to allocation). The survivor was psychologically devastated (felt worse than being dead) and killed himself 3 months later.... However, at 3 months there was no difference in mortality between the study arms; quality of life seemed worse for the subject in the parachute arm of the study. " Superb I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Constantly look around for others whilst under canopy. Just because you know what you are doing does not mean anyone else does. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    NO. Lets hope the shops are shut so that you don't drag me into each one when you have no intention of buying anything anyway. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I am turning up to the airport 3 hours before - they are recommending 2 but this gives me a bit of leeway. The rig is going hold luggage and is secured in another bag and have the FAA and CAA letters on rigs with the Cypres details. Can't see there being a problem with all that. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Have managed to get all expect the jailbait one to work. Is there another link to it? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  19. gremlin
    Counting the hours. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  20. gremlin
    Get rid of it all and donate it to charity I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    13 inches

    gremlin replied to lewmonst's topic in The Bonfire

    Does it count if you donate someone elses hair. Wait til someone passes out at the DZ, in with the clippers and hey presto a charitable donation I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    There was a huge scare in the UK a couple of years back but thats all it proved to be - a scare. The epidemic they were predicting peaked at 27 per year. more poeple get killed by their toasters each year. The spine and brain tissue only get into food through poor butchery and steaks should be fine. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Send them some flowers via interflora or eqivalent. Bit different and show that you have made an effort. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  24. gremlin
    Surprised the article did not mention George W by name I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  25. gremlin
    Have just send a couple off to my more delicate friends. Excellent toons. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....