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I've got some kind of spyware stuck in my girlfriend. Every time I take out my motorbike, I get derision and her mouth pops open. I can get around it only by sneaking out when she isn't looking. Any ideas? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Skymama: 26th (late) -3rd Freeflying, hybrids, tracking (in my Pantz that love my ass!), jumps with Newbies who don't know who to ask to jump with them. TB99: 24th (late) - 1st (midday) Mostly wingsuit, but will do freeflying here and there and tracking. Gawain: 29th (early I hope!) - 2nd (through afternoon) RW (mmm 4-way), hybrids. I don't know how to freefly. But I like watching while being a base in a hybrid. WrongWay: 26th thru the 1st FREEFLY, Hybrids, Tracking dives. Gonna take my AD, wish me luck guys!! SEE YA THERE! Sunshine: 26th - 5th Freefly, speed stars, birdman rodeos, hybrids. I'm a coach and willing to do coach jumps too (i'll pay my own slot). My most important jump is gonna be my balloon jump on the 28th. Seems we have an awesome group of 8 on our hop. :) Groundzero: 26th thru 4th... Bird-man only... when I received my suit there were no instructions on "removing from rig", so sorry that's all I can do. DaGimp 26th-4th FF, RW, Hybrid, Flock, Video, Balloon, Night New Years Eve....Jack of all trades master of none. Taz 25th afternoon till Jan 5th FREEFLY, try my first Birdman, high altitude, Night jump New Year's eve, tracking! I just basically want to jump my ass off and improve my freeflying as much as possible... but I like jumping with newbies too! Alanab: 26th afternoon until jan 1st Freefly, 1st high alti, 1st balloon, 1st night jump, hybrids, maybe some rw. anyone wanna come play with me? Turtlespeed: 24th (Late) to the 28th (mid day) I have recently started flying camera, so anyone wanting some free amature video for belly jumps, let me know and I will do my best. MochaSkyChick: 23rd(Late Maybe) to Jan 3rd Freeflying, RW, Balloon Jumps, High Altitude, tracking, hybrids, hope to try a BirdMan, fun, fun, fun... JTVAL W/ mocha,piglit,brandoliem) 23rd to 2nd jan All stlyes as long as we're having fun and being safe! LouDiamond: 21- 5th jan Teaching Birdman/coaching/ big way flocking/ rodeo/filming . I'll do some bigways and DZ.com jumps and even a hybrid for the fun of it. All low timers are invited to jump with me Deuce,with BigBen, VideoScooter Cornholio, and Skymama. late Friday the 26th,- 31st (maybe 2nd) Amazon 30th DEC- 4 Jan wingnut 24th dec -31st dec birdman, freeflying, free video (you want it i'll do it but i ain't as good as duece) and any rw that only requires me to get in my slot and turn maybe 2 points.. i hate remebering what goes next.. CanuckInUSA Dec 22nd (I hope) - Jan 3rd (I hope) Freeflying, freeflying and some more freeflying from high altitudes. Some hybrids, maybe a balloon jump if I can wake up early enough. Maybe a birdman jump (or two) and of course lots more freeflying. I'm willing to do bigger way jumps with those who are experienced and also willing to do two-way jumps with the new freefliers (I fly a camera and might make you famous). Skypup: 27th - 3rd. (Approx.) RW, Hopefully geting invited on some Big ways, Getting some freefly coaching, Tracking dives, and a few more birdman jumps, and DZ.records of course. Aviatrr 25th(later afternoon) - 31st, maybe as late as the 4th if I can get the time off from work Freeflying, Birdman, hybrids, RW(nothing too serious, just fun stuff), video(of every jump, of course), tracking, high altitude, anything else that anybody wants to do. Willing to jump with anybody, whether they're brand new to the sport or a 15,000 jump wonder. Only firm thing so far is balloon jump on the Sun the 28th PM. SunnyDee123 Dec. 25th (late) - Jan. 2 (afternoon) Freeflying (jumping my little butt off to get solid on my head) with anyone who is willing to go out and play with me (and maybe teach me a few things , balloon jump (27th), high altitude jump (at some point)....and whatever else comes up. Gremlin Dec 25 (late) - Jan 3 (Late) Balloon jumps, first birdman (if I can find someone to show me what to do, first high altitude and big ways in prep for the Herc boogie. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Get a stopwatch mounted on your front mounted reserve I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

25 Dec til late 3 Dec Big Ways and getting QuickDraw his FS1 I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

The key to successful skydiving is to be relaxed. Try to jump more with one person so that you are not trying to impress someone new with how good you are - they will see that anyway. It sounds like you were trying a bit too hard. Just relax into the dive and remembering that if it all goes badly you can get back up and redo it you should find that you are skydiving better than before. RELAX. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Is it too late to get a refund? Only kidding - looks great and has the features needed. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Top tip is the pizza wagon which inhabits one of the supermarket carparks about 300m from the DZ. The 4 cheese one is fantastic and cheap. Good bar is the Orange Kiwi but much of the place will be closed. The views are superb. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

The only solution is to keep skydiving until you look like a skygod on video - and then jump some more to improve on that I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

An RW jumpsuit should be designed to the way that you fly so that you are falling at the same rate as your friends in a neutral body position. A friend of mine recently bought a new jumpsuit that is too fast and he now falls like a brick past everyone. Once you are happy about how you fly discuss it with a decent dealer and they will advise you on what is best for you so you can get the best out of your skydiving. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Yes. My DZ has an cessna caravan - a great resource for flying 4 way exits and I find the airspeed method works fine. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I'll be there and will have my brand new FF2 with me so if you find me you are welcome to try it on. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Combined effort: You take care of the grey skies and I will take care of the lesbians (where did I leave my camcorder?) I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Cause it is raining today.... It was raining all last weekend and it is due to rain tomorrow Can't wait til the Eloy boogie. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

NO. All her dances are taken I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

122 - would have scored more but have been spending too much time skydiving and my laptop doesn't like freefall I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I have a DV camcorder which I am about to link upto my laptop to play with the footage on Adobe Premier 6. I want to burn the finished product onto a DVD so that I can play it in a standard DVD player. What format do I need to export the Premier footage in and what is the best software for buring DVDs? ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I wear contacts and have had no problems in my full face factory diver or in gogles which are done up sufficiently tightly - do them up enough and then take them in an extra bit. Contacts are a lot better than glasses though as they dont steam up. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I can't wait to read the incident report. "Reserve drills carried out as the main was packed - as fast as possible - whilst blindfolded" Even better would be the ammendment to the BPA and USPA regulations that you had to pack with both of your eyes open and whilst having an unimpeded view of the canopy. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I reckon that the wind tunnel is the way forward - freefall without the problems of falling. If that fails I saw a great bumper sticker the other day. LOST - Wife and dog. Reward for return of dog. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

I much prefer the packing in a phone box competitions - lot more fun when you pull and the yellow pages goes sailing past. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

She has a positive feedback of 94.8%... or is that her sales have a positive feedback of 94.8%... Not a bad idea though being able to give a feedback rating to your ex boyfriends / girlfriends. I suppose the only trouble would come when she told you that you were the first and you later found she already had 298 positive comments I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Another vote for the 'dont like asymmetry' sorry. Not only does it look like the factory have messed up but you will have a harder time when you come to sell it. Otherwise the design is excellent. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

Call it George W. So after you have had your wicked way with it you can honestly say that you have just shafted George W right up the ***. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

They must sh*t themselves when they chop the main due to this thingy coming down and then the same "problem" happens on the reserve! They must think that it is not their lucky day I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

AFF is an excellent idea, I did mine through the Boogie Club out in the Czech Republic. Big DZ and cheap. Empuria is a great DZ and Kev McCarthy who runs the AFF school is superb however the winds there can be problematic and the military will now not allow AFF trips there as the landing area is quite small. Have a look at http://www.wsskydiving.freeserve.co.uk/aboutws.htm they offer courses abroad and continuation in the UK. What ever you do hope it goes well and see you at a DZ soon. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....