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and the kittens picture is referenced almost everday here. Speaking of killing kittens... I'll be back in a few minutes

About the freaky strange toilets, they are hard to use, you need thighs of steel, and if its a read the paper type of break you need, you better have some endurance. I remember some of them even had hoses nearby, for when you missed. Oh, and in some small european country (cant remember which one) the toilet doubled as the shower! Some dz.commers pee in the shower, as we learned the other day, but with this arrangement, you can have your morning number two during your shower, saves some time.

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"Whuffo" you jump out of airplanes? Thats what it means (what for you jump out of airplanes).

How do you have a rigger rating if you are 16?

You dont even hafta do that, just do a search on google or download.com and you can find a utility to convert.

Killing flies is practically a full time job at my DZ. They are crazy I tell you! Millions of the buggers

Ya, that follows the old joke. Get someone to read this outloud: I AM WE TODD DID SOFA KING WE TODD DID Its funny if they actually do it.

Ohh... 2 summers ago, the Tragically Hip were playing at an outdoor venue. It had been an awesome day, had lots of fun. The day was just winding down, and the hip had almost played their full set. And then just as the sun was setting, they played Wheat Kings. Thats my favorite concert moment, it was great.

# 7 is a tree house, geez...

I will post mine, I dont mind... Ahem: Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kat's Christmas party. It was Lori who spiked the punch with too much beer. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Eau de Toilette. I thought it was funny when I put John's Sock on my head and danced the Macarena on the Couch while singing `Safety Dance'. I didn't mean to break Kat's Blender and don't know why Kat would sue me for Killing kittens. I don't remember calling Ryan's wife a pretty sheep---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Bev's husband's Foot, it was only because I ate too much of that Spaghetti. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Train through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ugly cat and have me arrested for adultery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all long and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this strong stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and quickly yours, Luke (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 42 bucks!

Lol... the benefits outweigh the not-good things. Its an awesome country to live in, and I wouldnt have it any other way.

Sounds good... you cook like me, just guess, and if its good, try to do it again. Some more vegetable type things would be good... not sure what though

Dork (dôrk) n: Vulgar slang: The penis. From Dictionary.com

AHH!!! Am I the only one that thinks that looks really scary?

Has anyone seen those commercials for Moviebeam? Its kinda like a combination TiVO, satellite dish, and radio receiver all in one... it stores 100 movies on an internal harddrive, which you can play, fast forward, rewind, etc. after you pay for them (like, 3.99 or whatever). Every week, ~10 new movies get sent to it wirelessly, and replace older ones. So theres always some movies to watch on it. Looks kinda neat, I guess just wait and see what happens with it... I live in Canada, so I cant try it out.

I use Proxomitron. Works great, however, this is the final version of the software, and there will no longer be updates. Its great, it kills everything, with lots of options... even gets rid of ads on webpages, which is super! (see screenshots). Stops popups, ads, geocities ads, background music if you want it to, etc. If there is a specific graphic intensive webpage that loads really slow, you can make it block all images, etc. Its really smart about filtering webpages, but occasionally makes mistakes, but it runs in the taskbar, and you can just click 'bypass' to bypass it.

Yup... My house has a stable temperature (68F), and I cleaned everything super well... soaked it all in a sodium hypochlorite solution (I work at a swimming pool, we got lots of it ). Once I see how this any-body-can-do-it kit works, I will start getting a bit more adventurous, and trying different things.

Its in a bucket right now, going into a carboy in a few days, but I do have a clear lid on it right now! lol. I decided to start with as little variables as possible, so bought a kit from The Brew House, its basically a premade wort. Bought the Pale Ale version. See how it goes, and I will go from there. Just hope it turns out . Just need to find like 50 more bottles now...

Just started my first batch of homebrew beer ever... put it in the fermentor a few hours ago. I keep checking like every 5 minutes to see if its started foaming yet

I like # 1... thats what happens to your luggage when they cant find it I guess.

All the badger stuff remembers me of the hamster dance... who remembers that one? Dee da de da de da doo doo...

Did you spill your beer in the power supply? I usually try to remember to put it down, so that doesnt happen.

Come on, Apple IIe... bought it last week. Picked it over a dell. Some guy talked me into getting it. Said they are the "next new thing". Pretty soon, all computers will come standard with green screens (better for productivity - no boobies), great big floppy drives (harder to lose disks) and no harddrive, or internet, or cdrom, or anything else really. Its all just unnecessary extras (like rear-view mirror dice for cars - or the mirrors themselves for that matter)

Count me in!!! I would love a badger t-shirt