thethinker

Girlfriendddd, you are beautiful! I sho' as hellllll trust you with my shit. Ill kick us off. Now, im bold, im big, but im beautiful mmm k. N i got all these brothas callin me wantin this n wantin that...and the otha day...gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I almost got busted. My question to you is this: If I wanna keep runnin muh game...what are some ways I can keep muh bizness private w/out the otha finding out. I run bout 4-5 brothas...sooooo you know i need some mad help. Also, Im thinkin bout shavin my first initial in my pube region. That way when they down there lickin they just keep screamin out muh name. Anyways, thats all i got fa now. Holla @ me gurl. MUWAHHHHHH hershey kisses from mama. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

And that my friends...is how you reaveal a completely nero minded,hypocritical, jack ass's true colors Well done SadSue We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

My GOD, how opinionated and CONDESCENDING is this forum? Don't get me wrong...opinions are great. I believe it was SadSue whom said something that variety is good. Just because she doesn't believe in YOUR God, or ANY God, DOES NOT make her sad. Infact, its to my knowledge that YOU indeed are the sad one here. Rather than making a mockery, or insulting, isn't it your duty or "desire" as a christian...as a male or female of Christ...to learn others? Its so called "believers" whom are the most hypocritical that support the theory even more...that there is no God. You believe what you want to believe, shell believe what she wants to believe. But don't call her SAD b/c she doesn't share the same belief as you. I'll quote you here..."May God open your eyes before its too late to correct you"....well im giving you your own advice. I hope he corrects you, to get out of your state of hypocrisy, so then when you want to preach and implement his word, you do it in a way of truth. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

Ello. Some of you im sure have seen my little random posts and what not, and if you have a sense of humor or at least a partial functioning brain...you'd know I was kidding. However, those of you who don't have either of these....my condolences. I haven't even done a single jump, not even a puny tandem, but I do or should I say did have an interest. However, as of right now...I see how SOME people get so uptight and clicky. Perhaps Im only basing my assumptions on this website and that is wrong, who knows. Maybe certain things offend you or you just don't find humorous, but my goodness don't act like you are Gods gift to the world and come back condescending. Bare in mind that eveyrone is different and is unique in their own way. No need to make it seem like your better than anyone. And always keep an open mind...diversity is a fun thing. Ciao. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

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Yes infact i do have alot of problems. You know i come here to seek a little help have a good time, and talk to people whom SEEM to be good people. However we learn from our mistakes. Its to my dismay i didn't receive any help on my penis problem, but at the same time we walk through life alone. Its not my fault that i came out so screwed up. At least ya took time to read it. Thanks! Your welcome to add this one to the recycle bin as well....it may get lonely. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

well thankyou sadsue...perhaps i cut off a hunk of my hair and mail it to ye out of gratitude. You've really boosted my self esteem. The only perk of the hair ultimately is that i don't need a real parachute. thanks again xxxxxxxxx We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

Hello, my name is alejandro. I am from Madagascar, and am currently involved in an online relationship. I am in dire need of your help sadsue. My dilemma is as follows. I am a hairy hairy man. I have hair from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet! I've tried cutting it, but it seems to just grow back thicker and longer. She said she likes her mans pubic area to be slick and shiny. Now, when I cam up and do my deed for her, this isn't a problem b/c I shave n then do it...however I am afraid that when we meet up, the hair will overtake me and I won't be able to do anything about it. The question, do you know of any cream, wax, or power tool i can use to get rid of this hair once and for all??? I'd be greatful. Truly, Thethinker We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe

Well, Sadsue, its simple ye see. Our nipples are used as guides. Our penis is directly in the middle of our nipples. (meaning equal space) For those of us men whom have a crooked penis, or prefer girls with crossed vision our nipples are like compasses. They help her line her self up with our penis for penetration. Not speaking from experience or anything, but she places her hands on my nipples, I mean our nipples, and she works it out from there. They are also good for storing our paper clips, thumbtacks or our earring if we can't wear them to work. It makes the day rather exciting. Plus, think of how odd we'd look w/out them. I hope this helped. Sincerely, Dr. Alejandro We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe