BlueEyedMonster

THose are holding their shape in freefall... I'm told that means implants.... Its a drag queen!!!

All my co-workers and I have decided they are both dipshits. Can't vote for a liberal moron or a conservative dumbass. Its just not ethical. Even though I'm not 35, I am running for write in. so remember when you go vote... JASON BENZING is moderate. Write me in.

Put a drogue on him.

I thought only boys had that problem?

I think it had to do with Wisconsin people playing with their snakes and eating magic mushrooms. Damn, I Hope they don't try to kill the snake with a butcher knife. .... Is there a Bobbit in the house?

I've been trying to forget them.... but we are all in trouble. Walking through the skyway to get to work, right in the main isle of Marshall Field's... Fluorescent and pastel plaid shirts!!!! We are all doomed to repeat a horrible history.

They put the date before the month in most other countries. So its probably not that old. But, the title is not news.. I thought that was common knowledge.

ha ha ha Ya. I'm in MN and its the same temp here as it is in Spokane. But, its raining here. I went for a 5 mile jog You have the power! The run only kills an hour though. Then what the hell is there to do? edit: typo

OK mine is all pretty in a frame and all so you have to deal with the crappy webcam shot. First jump is actually my second--after the tandem.

I am Bedouin of the Desert...WOOOT!!!!!!! Where's my turban? Yeah, but they are all boy sheep.... thats the problem. Put down those velcro gloves! I thought the vet took them away from you. If the Ewe's find out your little secret, they will be pissed! I know a few that have been pining for you for years. BTW... the test says I'm only 40%. I AM a flying fruit. So, all you 30% guys better butch up a bit... and quit that damn skipping Clay--I don't even skip.

According to this article.... it has been shown that oral sex increases your chance of oral sex. I'm voting for cancer! Ok there's a typo in the poll...dang nab it. I cannot change it. but ya know what I mean.

OK that was funny as hell. The sound clips at the end are the icing on the cake!

Hey... I wear plaid and tactical boots to work. And, I was just at the range last weekend trying out 45's. I grew up on rifles and shotguns. It was only the second time I've used a pistol. What do I win?

Obviously you were not doing a search on me. Yikes!

Hey... where's the Untucked shot?

Crap you're right. I missed the write part. But you should still not allow "EVERYONE" rights to anything on your system, and the Guest account should be disabled. You don't know what that guy (some of my co-workers) are going to do with the decryption software and the hacking tools driving around screwing with computers on WiFi connections. Personally I know WiFi is not safe... My network will stay cat5 behind a firewall for a while.

Music is not the worry... it would be some sicko like me sitting in front of your house/apt and setting my favorite gay porn selections to play on your computer as it starts up.

Yeah that's real brilliant... on a wireless connection give EVERYONE read/write access to your files.

I did it when I was thrown from a horse when I was 12... Does that count? 4 large pins, and 3 years on cruches.

Its easy to do... In December I used up all 6000 minutes of my talk time in 2 weeks talking to one person... yup thats an average of 7 hours a day. Sick and wrong I know.

Me... http://www.live365.com Not one favorite station. But, I love their selection of techno/trance/dance stations. They have lots of free stuff. I have a subscription, so I get some of the better stations. Lots of selection. Flawless music quality. (Especially since my home PC outputs through my surround stereo system) edited typos

My Mommy had a ferrell cat beating up her kitties once.... Then I brought over the high power air rifle. It was in town so it had to be a *little* quiet. Problem solved in 30 seconds... and 10 minutes of washing the sidewalk with the hose. I'm sure the same solution could be applied to your neighbors cat.

Yah....SHURE... you betcha.... Hey look the BlueEyedMonsterdude is back..you must have for a "friend" Na... Just been working my ass off getting my projects ready. Now they are ready... And postponed. So I FINALLY have time to play... and finish my jumpsuit... and the new rig was ordered last week. Time to play and spend the OT $$$

So is Minnesota a cold northern Place or North America? We went almost a whole week without making it above 0 degrees Farenheit. When it was 9 on Friday, I thought it was a heatwave and walked to the store in shorts and sandles

I have an e-trex vista. I bought it to track my tracking, and birdman jumps after I get my suit this spring. There is free software out there to download your data, if anyone needs to know the stuff I use, PM me. It works great. BUT the GPS needs a clear shot to the sky. (I have a pocket on the back of my arm) you cannot put it on your belly, and it needs to be in the window of the plane on the way up. If not it will take to long to acquire the satellites after you go out the door. I even wrote some scripts and macros to take the data, map it in all 3 dimensions and give all the opening/freefall times that the Audibles give. And then could import it into a 3d modeler program to create a 3-D animation of the flight over my home the DZ. Its all cool, the software is a bit incomplete--I got bored with it. And, I've had a difficult time finding a way to accurately convert degrees to feet (Since it changes as you go north/south) Plus the unit does not handle rapid directional changes well. Barrel rolls, flips and soforth tend to throw off the mapping for a few seconds, those outliers need to be deleted off of the data. edited to add: The e-trex vista, from what I have found is not compatible with external antennas