BlueEyedMonster
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Connect the dots, la la la.... Connect the dots, la la la.... Connect the dots, la la la.
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Ha ha ha Sweety. You've never wrestled a blue superhero Huh? I'd have you flat on your back in a millisecond.... After that I'll let Clay take over. Cause I haven't the foggiest idea of what to do with a jello covered girl pinned down and helpless on her back.
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So, tell me again . . . where is the Office of Homeland Security?
BlueEyedMonster replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
So this is actually quite useless for terroristic purposes... but build a rocket that is large enough to handle a laptop and a webcam... and stream it over a satellite internet connection.. Live HighRes video... and remote steering... Quite easy to do. You TOO can have stunning video pics like CNN of a cruise missile strike. Much better than that little stinking plane on a low res cell phone connection. What... what's that I hear... OH NO The black helicopters are coming! Run Run for you lives! -
Sure....Naked...in a kiddie pool....with lots of whipped cream. Ewww whipped cream will stink for DAYS.. but chocolate syrup might be more fun.
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Yup I'm bored... me too me too. Yes siree bob, I'm bored as hell. Too hyper too. My fingers are glowing with juice. Bored and hyper.. Hyper and bored. Walking around in circles in the cubicle land.. Bore bored out of my tree. Hyper... jumpy... Gonna bounce outta my skin. Ahhh I'm bored.. Are you bored too? Edit to add: Its a good thing none of you are sitting in my cube with me. Poor Matt
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Really? No amount of knockout drugs (Tylenol PM, Sleepinol, etc) help me when I get going. I just shrug them off... and my mind and accompanying hyperactivity race away. So if a Tylenol PM works for ya... GREAT! thats easy enough. A single dose Benedryl (stuff with dyphenhydromine) will work too. Its the same as Sleepinol, but half the dose.
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Actually I only take the shit in extreme circumstances. I usually self regulate through sleep deprivation. But I got too much sleep this weekend. I think my cubemates here at work are about to staple me to my chair. I'm uninsured too. My shrink is just cool. He didn't charge me for my last visit....Pointed out a bunch of options for broke people to get funding. (He already works at the county hospital) And he gave me a HUGE prescrip that will last me almost 2 years (since I hardly use it.)
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I have the same problem... The Adderall helps me sleep. I know that's completely backwards and insane but it works! And BTW according the shrink I see. Its not ADD if your mind is hyperactive... but rather it is if it goes blank.
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Yeah well this works all fine and dandy for all you smart folk. But us dumb kids have to sit unscramble each word because we actually read the whole word--which by the way makes reading a very slow process.
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I ignore them... if they start talking, I give them a mean look--most don't finish the sentance. If they do, I just tell them I don't have any change. Which is usually true anyway.
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I used to work for Real RealNetworks. That is exactly what the RealServer product is set up for. I believe its called Helix Server now. They even have a stripped down freebee version. I'm not sure exactly how the new stuff works now, but if you need a Producer (encodes in real format), there is a freebee version there too RealNetworks - Free downloads
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Get a creditcard and pay for your jumps!!
BlueEyedMonster replied to mccordia's topic in The Bonfire
That would be a great Idea, however the DZ would loose the cash. The Credit Card bank would not pay the DZ because they accepted a stolen card. You wouldn't want to do that to your new DZ now would ya. -
If everyone on the ground is quiet, our Pilot can be heard yelling "WAHOOOOOO!" as he deploys. Its funny as hell.
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Holy cow... I just got mine at the end of August. D-26880. Got the card in the mail today! Isn't being part of the last minute rush fun!
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Thank you for making us safe Mr. Ashcroft
BlueEyedMonster replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Regardless of what you wish. A law is a law. Ashcroft does not make the laws. As Attourney General his job is to see that the laws that CONGRESS passes are inforced. Yes I'm sure the republicans get lots of $$$ from the drug companies. But he would not have had the political backing to go after RX.com if they had not screwed up in the first place. I don't feel like looking it up, and you seem to leave out the details that don't support your argument in your orig post--So I'm not going to respond in reference to Tommy Chong, cause have no Idea who the hell he is. -
Yup yup... Bessy tastes yummy grilled with onions and taters
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Spot The Climber (how good are your eyes?)
BlueEyedMonster replied to vonSanta's topic in The Bonfire
Yay... Its my superhero vision. I spotted the climber immediately -
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
BlueEyedMonster replied to indyz's topic in The Bonfire
hmmmm I thought about that too. This guy I want to date says he's a meteorologist.... but really he might just tie people to fences in front of tornadoes. Yikes. -
OK then... the aircompressor bucket.... Does the air go backwards? And when it comes out of his mouth is it still a fart... or is it now a burp... And is it a burp even if it smells like doodie?
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If it wasn't for politics, religion, and guns, Talkback would be so boring.
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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
BlueEyedMonster replied to indyz's topic in The Bonfire
4/10 Damn I could have guessed better! -
Any ideas on how to rescue my Excel? Computer help..
BlueEyedMonster replied to freeflir29's topic in The Bonfire
Hey guys... I talked to Clay, and we went through a bunch of troubleshooting... and in the end, explorer was faulting in safe mode (For those of you that don't know... this is a really REALLY bad sign). More troubleshooting revealed his hard drive is failing. Its an old computer and its dying. all the windows/office bashing was not appropriate here because it was a hardware issue that even MACs are susceptible to. I guess none of us saw that one coming. -
Suggestion about the two year anniversary of 9/11
BlueEyedMonster replied to Push's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe... maybe just hopeful. -
You guys are all goofy. Unless the Fat guy takes a big dump first and completely plugs the drain in the bottom of the toilet, There can be no pressure buildup withing the bowl. Because of the construction of the toilet, there will never be much suction, and unless the drain is plugged, there can never be much overpressure.
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If Gore was president, how would we have responded to 9/11
BlueEyedMonster replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
You guys can't separate this by party. Each person is different. I believe Clinton would have dealt with this well--possibly better than GWB. Don't forget he was the first to lob cruise missiles into Afghanistan to try to get bin laden. But on the subject of Gore, Clinton himself said that Gore would not have been the right man for the job after 9/11.