*puke*
Whoever wrote this sappy shit is probably hypocritical and can't live up to the kumbaya hand-holding and niceness.
It's probably written by a 14 year-old who won a poetry contest in some retarded school.
My version:
1) If you have to clean up the mess after a party, you probably don't have good friends to help you with the cleaning.
2) For the alarm the goes off every morning, it means that I have to wake up a certain time to perpetuate my involvement with some oppressive institution such as work or school; work is work, you get paid because you grovel and work your ass off. School is a series of rituals of bullshitting and yet people call it education; what actually happens in schools has little to do with genuine scholarship but with quasi-intellectuals who pretend to know shit about the world and don't.
3) For the huge heating bill... Uh, some countries actually have housing that includes heating in the rent. Ah, the barbarity of some countries that actually charge hefty fees to keep the population from not dying from the cold!
4) And finally, all the email I get. Err, all the email most people get is junk mail. Even "Friends" don't write that often. If people write all the time it's mostly because they need you for something. When was the last time someone wrote to you to inquire how you are?
5) For the partner who hogs my covers. Well, it's very possible that the partner is cheating anyway, and that the partner is just a pig who not only takes up the whole bed but snores like one. Besides, the partner is probably there cus the loser has nowhere else to go.
6) For the taxes I pay. Idiot, you also pay taxes beyond employment taxes. And those taxes go to other shit and people who don't deserve your hard-earned money.
7) For the lady who sings in church off key. Well, I would certainly be happy to be deaf not just when the old bitch sings but mostly throughout life cus I sure heard a lot of shit from people.