Malfunction

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  1. I am having the same problem... I can send alright (although it sends in duplicate or even triplicate), but I can not receive any email. Please advise. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  2. My geuss is tt is an election publication. GWB is trying to sway voters with this. Probably been going on for a long, long, long long time. Maybe they should get a couple of military personelle and "Comb the desert" - throwback to Spaceballs I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  3. i can not get drunk. i try, and i try again but i can't get drunk. built up tolerance neither beer nor shots hinder that is a good thing. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  4. Malfunction

    Condos

    You should be able to get a copy of the association by-laws, and additions to property should be in there (it is not considered a lease because you actually have a mortgage on the unit). If you tell them that you want to review the by-laws, 95% of the time they will give you a copy (in my business, we have to review the by-laws of an association before we can approve the loan). Most of the by-laws will state something to the effect of 'additions to the interior, so long as it does not negatively affect the salability of the unit and does not negatively affect the exterior of the property, will be allowed.' Usually they will also give some monetary amount that is allowable, anything over that much has to be approved by the association. I say 'generally' and 'usually' because there are some condo associations that are more strict and tight with their laws. And as far as renting out a bedroom, most condo associations do not let you do that to begin with; condos are single family dwellings and the association(s), unless stipulated in the by-laws, do not allow renters. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  5. Malfunction

    Condos

    Since I work in mortgage, I may be able to help you. Condos hold their value rather well, and selling them is normally not difficuly (unless it is a high-rise condo). You won't be throwing your money away, but you will have a monthly fee to the homeowner's association to cover amenities and the blanket insurance policy. You will have to get insurance on posessions because the association will have the property covered (but check the by-laws of the association before buying one). Most condos are similiar to houses with the exception that you share a wall with a neighbor. Most associations make sure that the condos do not get run down, thus keeping the resale value; and that is what makes them so marketable... they almost always look nice. There are, of course, exceptions to the norm. If there is anything else I can answer for you regarding mortgages and real estate, let me know. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  6. YES!!!! Someone else has read Douglass Adams!!! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  7. What would you call them? They were big, furry and a little scary... Oh, that was Lummy, sorry... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  8. No, but I did go to a peep show with a friend... we ran out of quarters... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  9. That is a pretty close description to every day experience out there in California, eh? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  10. This is horrible. Some people deserve a bullet. And to think that I am an EMT in training to help these people... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  11. HIJAK!! thanks... i decided it was time for a change and since my scanner is fubar, i had to use girlfalldown's pix she posted... i was thinking of putting the one up with me and hookit, but decided that would be to much work... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  12. didn't see it... watched a CSI rerun instead... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  13. There was an officer's auction for a fund raiser around here recently... two pairs of cuffs were up for bidding. The first pair, without keys, went for $20.00. The second pair with keys, went for $135.00. Somebody had recreation in mind... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  14. Dude, I agree with ya. I like conversations... people that are smart enough to hold a conversation with me become friends regardless of how society perceives them. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  15. Malfunction: Had 3 reserve rides in my first 100 jumps. My buddy started calling me Malfunction whenever he introduced me to anyone and the name stuck. Actually requested Infinity to stitch the name on the side of the rig... they didn't like that idea too much but would oblige. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  16. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  17. I order Diet Coke with a Big Mac (well, not a Big Mac b/c I don't eat McD's - Double Whopper w/cheese) simply because I can't stand all the syrup and sugar in regular flavored soda. It is an abomination that some places won't serve Diet Dew but they serve that nasty-ass Code Red shit. Does that mean that the cost will go down too??? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  18. picked up and thrown around... sounds, um, fun... 6'-0" 200 close enough? now you will get lots of guys posting height and weight... edited: got a little flustered from Kel's post... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  19. Big boys? Oversized men? What are we supposed to think??? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  20. No worries... that is the intention of answering but not answering. boned... havent heard that term in a few years... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  21. Yeah, I see what you're saying... And it sparked conversation, didn't it??? That is the intention, not finding an answer... at least for me... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  22. Ok, 'you're crazy!' The question is, without looking, how old am i? I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  23. Why lie? Being cryptic is much more fun plus it usually sparks conversation in certain circles... Age: Younger than dirt Shoe Size: Bigger than a kid's, smaller than my dad's Weight: More than a turtle, less than a horse Financial: I don't even know what bank I use Jump Number: Enough to be taken seriously, but not enough to be a 'sky god' Sexual Conquests: More than my age. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  24. Quote: "The English don't let us train with arms, so we train with rocks." Braveheart I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
  25. This one is too easy! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire