drakeshelby

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  1. You do oh great one of the sky!! and I appreciate the heck out of it too!!! drakeshelby
  2. Chris is correct in saying they are all fun jumps!!! Especially when I have a hot babe STRAPPED to the front of me!! As for doing any RW jumps, more than likely not!! I do not own a sport rig! drakeshelby
  3. Baldy, It is about time you got off your butt and got the clicky things working for the boogie!! drakeshelby
  4. It is about time you get off your butt and get the clicky things going!!! drakeshelby
  5. Excellent post. I had someone do the samething to me on one of my check tandems. My butt cheeks were clinched to tightly after i got down so i had no flow of anything to the brain to be that poetic!! I think my log was something to the effect of "I got fucked with - THE END!!" drakeshelby
  6. The hot chics that sign my log book with their phone number after I take them on a tandem. "This has been a great summer!!!" drakeshelby
  7. Man! That is just wrong! But I'll get her into bed anyway I can . . . drag or no drag! as long as she is there! drakeshelby
  8. she drags me into bed without any alcoholic influence/ liquid panty remover in her! drakeshelby
  9. Oh Boy!! I have seen what your Jello shots do to people. I had one of those pass out and drool all over my bed a few years ago! Those things are flamable!!!! drakeshelby
  10. I will be elsewhere this year! I am not attending because Dan is showing up! Actually I have to work that weekend! It is time for our quarterly inventory! FUN! drakeshelby
  11. A few weeks ago i did three tandems and had line twist on all three. After kicking and pulling apart on the risers and not making too much progress; I had my student grab their harness and keep their legs together and I went limp and turned right out of them! drakeshelby
  12. Check to see if the chest strap is adjustable in the latteral postion -able to move it up and down. The chest strap is most comfortable if it is about 3-4 finger spaces below you chest. Most of the tandem rigs and passenger harnesses are adjustable. I have jumped a vector and sigma (almost the same rig) and they are both adjustable. drakeshelby
  13. smart ass!! No as a matter of fact he didn't teach me about my passengers walking away with me on their back with my arms and legs flailing about!!! drakeshelby
  14. I was hugely disapponited this year!! I am thinking that I will pass next year. I am making plans for a little tunnel time in London! drakeshelby
  15. I was thinking - I hope this works or I am going to be a greasy spot in a field out here somewhere! Then OUCH!!! it opened!!! drakeshelby
  16. roflmao!!! I will agree to that one! drakeshelby
  17. skydiving - good skydiving in rain, snow, sleet, etc. - Holy Shit!! OUCH! You would not feel it as much as someone who has; say about 400 plus jumps. With only having 3 or 4 jumps under your belt your are still falling under the control of your adrenaline and do not notice the weather as much. be safe! drakeshelby
  18. Exactly! Who needs to eat when you can skydive! Come and join us in the fun. I will gladly buy you something to eat if that helps you get there! I'll buy you something to eat then we can go make a jump and see if you can hold down what you just ate! drakeshelby
  19. drake shelby will be there! I am ready to go now! drakeshelby
  20. My home dz is West Tenn Skydiving - Home of Mike Mullins. We get to experience it a lot. Almoet every time just before exit. We get at least 3-4 seconds just by him slowing the plane down. It is a lot of fun. Sometimes we ask him for a seat belt check and he will give us several seconds of 0 g's! We have actually had people doing flips in the plane when he does this. It does not happen much like this but we still get a few seconds of it just before exit! drakeshelby drakeshelby
  21. Fair enough! If I get shot in the ass; I am going to keep on running! drakeshelby
  22. "If assholes could fly this place would be an airport. " I would never get off the ground because I am not an ASSHOLE! drakeshelby
  23. If you get shot in the ASS; Does that entitle you to more than one opinion? drakeshelby