321seeya

I must not have been around for the thread that this is based on as a parody. Could you let me know what the original "real" subject was? I imagine it was someone complaining about unsafe skydivers or something... Is there a thread you could link me to? -Jeffrey I'm sure...... And DJ.......you're one sick fucker. I Might be one sick fucker, BUT..If I wouldnt have spent ALL NIGHT having sex in the West Wind...Per haps I wouldnt have been so tired when we tried that Mr. Bill and it would have worked...hehe.. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

OH MY GAWD.. its time to IOh by thye way 321CeeYa... I know of people who had sex in the old DC-3 at SGC and never got caught And I know of one freeflyin' BASE Jumper that had sex in the West Wind and didnt get caught. Amazing what you can do when it is cold outside, and other people are not willing to step from their warm campers to investigate 'Noises' BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

The next thing we will be talking about is all of those people getting their "Chutes" Packed in the middle of the day. I mean come on people, how many times in one day can you get your chute packed? And then you pay for it? Thats prostitution...isnt it?

OMFG! What if it got out that you had hard core sex with a WHUFFO on the DZ?! And it did end up on video, and the whuffo didnt sign a waiver? The DZ would be in trouble for sure! It could very well cost them everything! Sex with a whuffo on the DZ....That ranks right up there with cocaine, and speed - Doesnt it? BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

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Basically, I just want to have a discussion on if people think that Sex on the dz is a problem. My stance: just because many dropzones have all sorts of hardcore sex acts done after hours doesn't mean that it's okay for others to do so. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's acceptable. The more welcoming a dropzone is of after hours blowjobs/rimming/anal sex whatever, the easier it is for jumeprs to go and get a piece of ass during the day. I'm a selfish individual; I don't want others to ruin my fun and make me worry about stuff that shouldn't be an issue but is: Horney Skydivers. Should dzs take a stricter stance on nekkidness to keep us all safe? SGC has a very strict policy that I applaud them for: they kick people off the dz if they masturbate on the plane. Yes, I don't have to jump where hardcore sex acts are common. I have that choice, and I'm well aware of my choices. Just because I can speak with my dollar, should I not speak with words as well? Where does an owner draw the line between keeping the popular people happy and keeping everyone else feeling comfortable? Should a person feel forced into having to "just deal with it" to enjoy jumps? When it comes to hardcore sex, I'm a big ol' prude. casual sex was cool when I was in high school because people in high school tend to be insecure. Grow up, people. blowing your fourway team is not cool. It is not cool to fill whatever void you have in your life with something so empty. How much longer do people like me have to put up with others being retarded? OBVIOUSLY A PARODY POST AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ANY MANNER! IF YOU ARE GETTING LAID AT THE DZ...KEEP IT UP . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Yeah..You need a jump plane. Ever tried to get the door of a cessna open at 90 kts? Doesnt really want to go. If you agree to hang from the strut - from take off - Ill let you jump from my plane.. Good luck in all of your endevours - I cant help but think we will be reading about you in parachutist one day...even if it IS in the incident section BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

After seeing 5 line twists on her canopy, Sky - Earth - Sky - Earth (on her back no doubt) She decided to get rid of it and go for her silver handle. We found everything except her cutaway handle. She now Owes BEER! (Double Beer for landing her reserve on the other side of the beer line: ) Good job and welcome to the club. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

My new wings rig. One the first jump, I found out my reserve system works quite well, and that my rigger drinks Corona! . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Does anyone know if the Sony 717 has a port for a remote shutter release..(biteswitch) Thanks in advance BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

No doubt one of the best lofts in Central Florida. I have no problems with the repack, or trusting the individuals abilities, just thought that Pending was quite funny.... I am going to go jump now.... . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

I will get my ass out of an airplane..AS SOON AS THIS F'Ing storm passes!... GEEZ!...This hurricane shit sucks! One question though..If I have to use my reserve and it is this riggers first save...Does he have to buy me beer??.. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

still alive. Hurricanes Suck. Blue skys dont suck . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

BOOBIES Help in the decision! Where is Iva on this one?.....hehe BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

from what I gathered he has passed the riggers course and is able to repack on his own, just hasnt gotten his number yet... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

I Look on my packing card after picking up my rig from the local loft, and in the box where the riggers number goes is the word...... PENDING..... Thats not the last thing I want to remember when I reaching for silver....hehe Even the new guys have to have a place to start, I guess Im the guinea Pig this time.... . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

You had to know that a sombrero would show up in there somewhere Who are the Rodriguez Brothers? ------------------------------------------------------------ FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Just curious if anyone has gotten the chance to jump a VERY Public tower in Central FL that stands 298' feet tall? I might have the hook up for a semi-legal jump off of this WELL known tower...more to come... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Are all racers sst's? if they aren't the same rig as yours but have the same name does that still mean they all suck?? just trying to understand your logic. No all racers are not SST's but all racers do SUCK... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Ohhhh...The dinosaur guy...I have seen him. Thanks guys Ill look him up.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Thanks for the replies, Where would I find Oren? Thanks in advance BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Hi, My name is DJ and I am a freeflyer. Now that I have that said, I feel like I should get into the groove and do some RW. Like many jumpers who started jumping in the last five years, I too was/am drawn to the freedom of freeflight. I have concentrated most (all except Student progression, and student Coach jumps - I am a coach) of my jumps on learning to fly my body in an other than flat orientation. But now I want to do some RW and am looking for some Cool - Patirent - Peoples to take me under their wing and have some flat fun with. I jump at ZHills, and am there most Thyrsdays and Sundays. If you are intrested in flying flat with me. Post up or IM me. Thanks! Fly Safe! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

PM me and let me know where you wnt to meet and stuff. Glad to have you along BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Does the pain I feel in my wallett count? If so I hurt everytime I jump..hehe So far so good...No injuries. Hope to stay that way... Good decisions help . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ

Ummm WAS that just a wet fart? BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ