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What the __________ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yup. had nothing to do with the large quantities of cheap beer I drank and the sleep I didn't get. Oh well, it's all good. I did get some compliments on my tongue.

How you doin... Wait a minute, she said Kennedy... Ask not what I can for you, but what you can do for me... Eich ein deep tonsil... OK honestly right now, noone. I picked up a bad cold from making out in Richmond. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You mean a Reliant like this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Hackey Sacks We like to drink and party Most men jump smaller canopies then the women More people get hurt on the days we're grounded Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Oh be honest, you wanted to lose. It's like if I bet you dinner that Burt Reynolds was cast for Star Wars. Whatever your answer. I win. It's a dating loophole (Seinfeld) Ivan: Keep quiet... edited to add: RR: Your'e not into lunchlady kink? Hoagies and grinders Hoagies and grinders. Navy Beans Navy beans. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Don't forget the stance over the bowl when the liquor wants to come out the same way it came in and you can't or don't want to go outside. Down on knees one arm resting across the the bowl and your forehead on that arm. This is for two reasons: 1. You don't have to hold your head up. 2. You can pass out in this position without drowning and if you have to yak again all you have to do is open your mouth. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Can't stop myself, can't resist, must make comment... How you doin... AHHHH!!!, much better Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Sorry for the wait ladies but I found your car... Viper As you see it's not far from my house, so I can pick it up today. Now will this be cash, check, or charge? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Should I flirt back? Should I play hard to get? Should I unleash my femi-nazi bitchiness on him and tell him that I don't need a man to tell me when concerts are? Why does this feel like Let's Make a Deal? Val: I just can't decide. What should I do? Monty: You can keep what's in your hands, go for curtain number 3, or take the box... Audience: The curtain!!! The Box!!! Val: Uhhhhh Wait, wait, strike that. Val can't take the box. She's way too cool a chick to lose to the other team.

Legacy The scariest and most annoying word and attitude in IT. I'm of the opinion something can always be done better, cheaper faster. Whenever I hear "Because it's always been done that way...." My response is yeah and it always breaks and we have to fix it. My company just made me go to a two hour class "Coping With Change" you should have seen some of the scared and annoyed faces in there.

Hell yeah, first time I saw those I downloaded them off of ftp.uwp.edu/pub/fun (or something like that). Viewed them in the DOS editor... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

ROFL!!!! That's the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. I was havening trouble with not breathing... Other good ones... The end of the Internet pages: http://www.tribbs.co.uk/end_of_the_internet.php Bastard Operator from Hell http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Old joke: What is the biggest killer of sexual appetite in women? Wedding Cake. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I've been meaning to but have been too busy jumping.

I bought that book at the convention, haven't opened it yet. [Boss voice]Shannon, I need you to read this and give me an executive summary by the end of the day today. But don't fall behind with your other tasks, use your spare cycles. [/Boss voice] Scarilly enough, people do talk like that where I work. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I heard the Rantoul story at the Richmond boogie. Great stories. I finally got some stills off my video camera of our ride back from the swoop pond. And yes, he did wear those pigtails to the karaoke bar that night.

The cartoon? No, but when Hedi Klum dressed as Jessica Rabbit in GQ... The kittens didn't stand a chance... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yeah, I jumped with her at the convention this year on Mullins King Air. Awesome jump. Came back and someone said "So Sunny, what number was that?" I felt so used, like a piece of meat, like just a playtoy for her amusement. IT WAS GREAT!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

That was my one.

Damn, that could be attempted murder. Did you get his plates? He could kill someone if he tried that trick on a less heads up motorcycle rider. (Long story) People in cars are strange. I once had a car cut me off at a light and then change lanes to a lane that ended after the next light. We leave the light and I start to accelerate away and they see the lane is ending. My college age ego is saying "I'm not gonna let this asshole cut me off twice" so I accelerate so he has to get in behind me. We're both driving econoboxes and we get to where their lane ends going over the bridge (the bridge has 4 lanes but two are used for shoulders) and they're running right next to me in the shoulder. I'm staring straight ahead as to not make eye contact when they finally drop in behind me at the next light. We're first at the light and my high school friend starts waving and pointing and saying "G, G, Go, GO!!!" I tell him the light is still red and he just won't shutup. The light turns green and as I drive away I can see two huge people running from the back of my car back to theirs. Now I am freaked. They started chasing us and I was begging for a cop to see us. I decided to drive to the police station but I ended up losing them making a last minute left from the right hand lane. Doubled back and didn't see them so I drove home. Funny part is I was using my turn signals throughout the chase except for the final turn. Just instinct I guess.

We had a few lined up but they got "kidnapped", had to work etc. Usually there are a few out there that yhou don't know about. The worst part is I was left hanging on the mike trying to pass time while we tried to round a few up. Even sung the Jeopardy theme while people were looking. Thank god I got the band to play another couple of songs. We had brothers, Tequila, limes, and salt. Coulda done some "old school" initiations but decided against it. Besides it's easier to be infamous than famous, and you're still recognized.

We did meet during the day!

That was you? Those signs were everywhere...