Bolas

Rigger's love CReW... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's not necessarilly a good thing. Although if I ever have question of how drunk I was, Having a "replay dream" just confirms it and I can adjust my days activities appropriately.

I met Craig Kuske June of this year for one weekend at Cross Keys. It was my time there and I walked into Crosskeys late at night Friday with no beer because I couldn't find an open liquor store. He hooked me up with some beer and later showed me and this girl the "secret of the pease." I couldn't jump that Saturday but got back that evening and we partied some more. Sunday evening we were watching a swoop contest which he decided not to enter and were getting a ride back from the swoop pond on the outside of this girl's Ford Explorer. I was shooting video and he was hanging on with one hand with his hair was in pigtails with pullup cords. When I get home I'll see if I can attach it. We both nearly fell off but it was great. That night we go to a bar called The Alpine for Karaoke night. He must have sang 20+ songs. I dragged him on stage for a Blues Brothers like rendition of "Stand by Your Man" and he returned the favor with "Girls just wanna Have Fun". At the end of every song he'd say "My name is Clifford, and I love women." I only met him 2 days and he left an impression on me. Let's share some stories... Edited to add: The Incident Thread is here: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1230291#1230291 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Way too many to mention but if I'm really drunk I can usually remember almost everything because my brain "replays" everything the next day when I'm hungover and sleeping. It's not quite a dream though it has the same look, it's more like my eyes telling my brain "I've got this footage from last night but you weren't there. I'll play it for you now."

Awesome vid, what got cut? And where can we see the cut parts? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Sure had nothing to do with "Watch it!! There are speedbumps." and then someone flooring it... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yo, Kramer, just gave up on jumping IN NC, SC so I'll be there late tonight. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yeah we all know it's pronounce "lavah"

May contain small minds Packaged by weight not volume, some settling may occur. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Actually I've got a new one for ya that's just as bad... What's brown and sticky? A stick Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Actually they did have a problem with that in China about 20 some years ago. People were having so many kids that the country was being overpopulated so the communist government passed a law (or severely punished people) that each family could only have one child. Oriental culture being what it is, the fathers honor was severely disgraced if he did not have a son. So what ended up happening was many girl babies were killed to make sure the one child was a son. After the government saw what was happening the removed the "law" and encouraged people to have 2 kids. Not really relevant but does prove a point.

What kinda movie?? .... The kind that's kept behind the curtain at the video store C'mon baby, I'll make you a star than you can transition to mainstream Hollywood. All actresses start like this.... Hoping Roy has a good sense of humor or not alot of frequent flier miles to coma kick my ass. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Whitwater rafting? In Georgia? Did you say hi to Ned Beatty? Squeal boy, sqeeeeaaaalllll!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Horse and Kangaroo are meat...

Giving up meat and fish? Are you becoming a nun? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You wanna make a movie? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ask "Do you wanna go make out" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Bolas used to fall asleep in college classes as well. One time in Biology after he hadn't gotten alot of sleep due to some late night gaming the professor was yammering on and he was listening and drifting to sleep all of the sudden it was completely quiet... Next thing he heard was HEY, HEY, MAMA, SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE, GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE. He then knew he was totally asleep.

Ideally he'd do one chick on the roof, put on his rig (if he bothered to take it off) jump and then do one in the back of the getaway vehicle.

He's got a hot daughter. Did he keep you away from her?

Evil twin? Don't you you mean the good twin? Mmmm, twins...

I can't believe noone has said manifest or the pilots. Whenever I go to a beach boogie I tip the manifest heavily and tell them to spread that to the pilot and the people who drive us back from the beach. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

How do you know a guy's a pilot? Don't worry he'll tell you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

As seen on a street performers bucket: TIPPING IS NOT A CITY IN CHINA Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR!!!! One I used to use back in college when psych students would come up to me: "Wow, you sure drink alot" "Well, I drink to forget..." "What are you trying to forget?" "I can't remember, HOT DAMN IT WORKED!!!" The more you drink the better I look. Two more and I'm attractive. -Dave Attell To our wives, girlfriends, and mistresses, may they never find about each other. Girl: "I haven't drank that much tequila ever" Me: "I hear my mating call..." Here's to living single, seeing double, and sleeping triple. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.