Inside your head there lives a sad creature called "Chicken Little". He will try to take control over you by saying how dangerous and risky everything about skydiving is. Don´t listen to him or you´ll become a Chicken Little. First sign of this is usually when the person starts bitching about the weather, saying things like it´s to cold to jump or to many clouds, to windy etc.
If that happens we will forced to call the "Exitorcist" to save you. Now, thats not fun! You will probably end up with an old FXC1200 in your ass and forced to run to around in the gravel pit fluttering your arms sounding like a TURKEY. Then the Exitorcist will make you do hop&pops from 1000ft at night with an old PC until Chicken Little is cleansed from your system. This is of course for your own good. Nothing else...
Da Instructa
PS
It would be great if you would give me a ride to the DZ
on saturday. Same procedure as last saturday?
