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hopefully will deffinatley be looking out for it Peace Be Da Journey

Good idea I really hope your boogie happens in a big way... it will be really awsome to have a BIG boogie in S.A Good luck with it Peace Be Da Journey

Hi - I am not sure that this is still going to happen and have been told that it may not, but nothing is deffinate To be honest I feel quite embarressed as I was asked to promote the site etc ... which I have been doing up until about 6 weeks ago ( because I was under the impression that it was happenning) However as mentioned before I am not one of the organisers , and have been told that the Organisers are going to sit down and discuss whether there is enough interrest and whether it will / won't happen. For more information please contact info@africanboogie.co.za I trully hope it does happen as the potential for it to be great is deffinatley there. I will Try and keep you posted as soon as I find out. Peace Be Da Journey

The Best Law Enforcement : The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including the rabbit -- and make no apologies. "The rabbit had it coming." The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dirty Fork: A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..." Peace Be Da Journey

Thanks tonto I appreciate ur advise. I would really like to get hold of a 150 Hornet canopy, but they seem hard to come by if you know of anybody that wants to sell one - please keep me in mind. As mentioned earlier, I have loaned a 170 Zp canopy but in 20-30 jumps am going to move down to 150 canopy. Peace Be Da Journey

thanks and to u 2 yea it is sooo cool to have my own gear. My baby has her own spot in my room an my new fav colours have become black and tuquoise Peace Be Da Journey

what is the furtherest you have driven to do 1 single jump ? I drove 200km - to dropzone - 35 min ride to alti in cessna - 200km drive home as bit later in the day. yea it was deffinatley worth it ... Peace Be Da Journey

Did my first jump on new to me rig - it is a teardrop harness and using a loan 170 zp canopy. Can't wait for next weekend so I can jump it again Peace Be Da Journey

Hi. I am hoping u cn give me some advise on the conquest 150. ( I have heard via these forums that it will collapse on u if u do front riser turns - Is this also true of a hornet or zp or any square canopy ??) I am not planning on doing front riser turns at the moment and for a while yet anyways - my situation is that I am a low time jumper, weight 58\kg and am currently jumping a zp 170 (on Loan) I purchased a rig with a 150 heatwave- ( i am cautious to try and move down to heatwave - even in 30-40 jumps) and have been offerred the 150 conquest in exchange for heatwave. ur opinions will be greatly appreciated thanks Peace Be Da Journey

besides CRAZY IVAN who here does not think that MADONNA kissing britney is HOT !!! Peace Be Da Journey

LOL - That is legendary !!! Peace Be Da Journey

yea kinda of a blade mixed with matrix now that u have seen the trailer, who is hotter/sexier/ more likely to kick ass 9 however u want to deffine it ? 1. chick from underworld ? 2. trinity ( matrix) 3. Max ( dark angel) ??? - I wouldn't say no to any of them Peace Be Da Journey

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworld/ the download was very quick ( I am in south africa) so i suggest downloading the full version Peace Be Da Journey

Just downloaded the trailer. Can't wait to see this movie - special effects + everything looks so damn good - an the main actress mmmmmm looks damn gOOD. Peace Be Da Journey

What is your favourite commercial sport to watch on Tv ? and do you participate in the sport ? for me it is SOCCER - I play at least once a week - ( used to be 3 times b4 I started SKYDIVING ) --------------------------- my predictions for 2003/04 season English winners - Liverpool ( we gotta reclaim our glory !) Spanish - Real Madrid ( probally the best team in the world) Italian - Ac Milan ( European Champions) Peace Be Da Journey

Shumi rocks !!! He will win --- deffinatley having said that - I think the next great driver is deffinatley Alonso ( 22 years old - youngest driver to win a F1) I hope for Renaults sake his contract is air tight or he will be snapped up by the BIG Boys !!! OH YEA AND GO SHUMI GO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace Be Da Journey

please give your Opinions of attached design for freefly pants. my rig is black with turquoise and purple pinstripes. I don't want them to be to loud / nore to plain. The writting on the leg will be japenese / chinese characters - if I can get some one to translate for me. Thanks Peace Be Da Journey

not sure just got emailed them I have got a few more "olod skool" pics that i will post - very similar to these Peace Be Da Journey

because they want to .... Peace Be Da Journey

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Friend did a two way with a jumper named "dick" his logbook entry looked something like this .... exit - lost dick found dick , docked with dick. I did 360 , dick did 360 looked at dick waved off at 4500ft 180 and track. Could not stop laughing when I read this one. whats the funniest log book entries you have seen (urs or friends) Peace Be Da Journey

A woman is in a hospital, in a coma. After a few days, her nurse notices that every time she cleans the woman with a sponge around the crotch area, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, upset that her idea not only failed, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what happened. "I'm not sure, but I think she choked." 4 more Hrs....... Peace Be Da Journey

I have just been to the comic store with my Friend and her Nephew. Made me think about my favourites, when I was younger it was Super Man... Now it is Wolverine from X-Men. Peace Be Da Journey

No ... I don't think you can carry your gat into south africa ( how ya gonna get it on the plane, when in america they are even worried about laptops). But hey find out if you really wanna. Yes South Africa has some Huge problems with crime, we have problems with HIV as well and many more, but lets be realistic... what country does not have problems ?? We have been democratic for a little over 10 years and it will take time for our country to come right eventually. whilest I am not saying ppl are not entitled to opinions and views, I will say that you have to look at the issue fairly. (yes - this was a horrendous deed, and the culprits deserve a Extremely harsh punnishment), but this kind of cruelty is an isolated incident. ( and no I am not denying that ppl are hijacked and robbed etc) all I am saying is that South Africa IS NOT that bad. Crime is down - yes it is still High, but less than before ( Thanks to understaffed, underpaid and under equipped POLICE FORCE). ( Man is barbaric and barbaric acts happen all over the world to name a few - Liberia, Israel, America and England - No one is 100% safe from Harm) I am Not trying to be condosending ( I am Proudly South African) Come Over and see The country for yourself, It is deffinatley The most beautiful country in the world. Peace Be Da Journey

This made me smile - I hope you guys enjoy it... The picture attached is also very cute EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY > > Day number 180 > > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! > > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE! > > > > Day number 181 > > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! > > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE! > > Day number 182 > > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! > > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer. > > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! > > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE! > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY > > > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little > > dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am > > forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope > of > > escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece > of > > furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another > > houseplant. > > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their > feet > > while they were walking almost succeeded, must try thisat the top of the > > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once > > again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair... must try this on > > their bed. > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, > > in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to > strike > > fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good > > little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason > I > > was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning > > foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a > liquid. > > My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. > > > > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was > > placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise > and > > smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More > importantly > > I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must > > learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. Peace Be Da Journey