Aromain

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  1. wimps ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  2. Aromain

    Friday Funny?

    funny enough http://content.collegehumor.com/pictures/pic00009.jpg ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  3. " I get $5 for cars, and $10 for limos...what the f#ck is this?!" ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  4. 11. To the winch whench... Neverending Story 13. 2 dollars Better off Dead 14. dust in the wind Bill & Ted 18. Hair pie 1stNerds movie 19. trig midterm Risky buisness ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  5. actually its not that crazy, or that wild, but its a cool video http://my.so-net.net.tw/carl0726/sand.wmv ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  6. www.collegehumor.com ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  7. bored at works or overwhelmingly busy at work? ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  8. morally a woman with hairy nipples or a woman with a unibrow ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  9. memorial day definatly salty or sweet ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  10. tin man pitch or catch in the more sexual devision ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  11. sunset let a guilty man go free or imprison an innocent one ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  12. nibble to marry a gorgeous invalid or the most fugly person who always keeps your attention when you speak to him/her ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  13. rodeo loosing your dong or loosing your (left hand for righties or right hand for lefties) ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  14. before cutaway or dropzone ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  15. 80s roll the toilet paper around your hand or crumple it in your hand ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  16. king air.... shaved or landing strip ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  17. Just a suggestion, as I sell things on ebay for a living. The catagory you have your neclaces in isn't the best spot. It should go where all the other skydiving stuff goes which is something like Sports-sporting goods-other sports. Thats really where people will be looking for the stuff. I check whats listing under that catagory with the search criteria "skydiv*" and the * is variable...so I will see skydiving and skydive, etc. ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  18. Here is something that surfaced last year...I'm surprized that it wasn't covered in the parachutist article http://www.usnews.com/usnews/doubleissue/mysteries/cooper.htm ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  19. "Heres an interesting idea, when you tell a story have a point...it makes it that much more interesting, for the listener" Steve Martin in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles. 19 year old girls are such freaking tools. I am 22, and sometimes (meaning 99%) of the time the girl I'm seeing (meaning screwing) makes me want to vomit (meaning vomit) when she talks to me. This is what just transpired about 5 minutes ago as she came to see me at work. She "hey, did you know it was me" Me "I figured" She "Yeah, well I'm going to watch the yankees lose tonight" Me "They might not" She "I guess I should be more hopefull, huh? I just know they are going to lose though" ***************************************** At this point all I can say to myself is "yeah in your expert opinion you know they will lose because you have seen all 5 W/S games leading to this one....you f#%^ing tool." I should add that I don't really care who wins because I'm not a big baseball fan at all. The point is she sucks because she has nothing to identify herself with but the "major personal dillemmas she creates in her insugnificant world". I know that this little diologue doesn't make her seem too bad, but damnit she sucks! Take my word for it. Here is a list of complaints of her off the top of my head. 1. She sucks & her friends suck. 2. She thinks she's trendy for changing her hair (shes a stylist), & it always looks the same... and if not the same usually not as good as before, and she shops at Express with all boring clothes ... real trendy in cloths that all look like something to wear to bed. 3. She has to drink wine coolers cause she doesn't like beer. (told you she was a tool) 4. Shes Jewish (don't get me wrong, I dont care about her religeon, but she personifies all the things that are said in a negative connotation about JAPs ... jewish american princesses for all you in the not know) 5. She sucks in bed (see #4) 6. She hates almost any kind of food, including but not limited to, mayonaise, ketchup, mustard, buffalo wings, hamburgers, coffee, beer ...oh yeah said that...you get the point. 7. She has nothing to say of any interest to anyone and when I ignore her she gets upset when I say "of course I don't remember what you said, because I have a strick rule about not listening to drivel", then all I can do is roll my eyes when she cries because I couldn't care less about hurting her feelings, mostly because of the intensity in which she sucks. 8. She got me so upset I had to write this. 9. I've "hit it" in every way immaginable with her and no longer feel any interest in previously achieved sexual exploits. I mean, its only fun when you think your gonna get smacked, and I didn't, so shes just another notch in the belt now. 10. Every time she tells me a story, afterwards, I think to myself..."I wish I had that 45 seconds back, I could have been thinking about how warm my balls are." This may make you think that I am a complete jerk off, and that is certainly your perogative. This little diatribe wasnt mean to expain ME, it was meant to be some sort of catharsis. I think it worked. I'm gonna indulge in a 12 pack of bud light (meaning get drunk and see what shes doing and if I can intrest her in a booty call) ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  20. Aromain

    Truly strange!

    That's my accomplishment for the day ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  21. Aromain

    Truly strange!

    ...yeah weird I beat the jedi ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  22. Whats really fun in an elevator is going to the top floor and hitting the bottom floor button and jumping up and down on the ride....its like a free fall pick me up for skydivers. ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  23. Ummmmmmm .... I would call that MESSY!@!@!@! I'd call it a god damn dump. Looks like their testing nukes some times. ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  24. I sell toys on ebay all day. Heres the site with all the stuff I've listed in the last few weeks. http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewListedItems&userid=lyrix&include=0&since=30&sort=8&rows=0 I'm considered a neat freak at work. I swear when you look at pictures of my work...you could probably turn them upside down and not know that you were looking at it wrong. ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."
  25. I made this for my friends funny hat day at work. The most useful useless piece of crap ever invented. ------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone."