taln1rigr
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Damn ... I knew I should've quit while I was ahead ... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=560453#560453
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The Book? The whole book? All at once or page by page? And why should I be so deserving of such attention from Ivan?
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OK, I'll play. Dawn Moerscher, Special Operations Rigger (Special Tactics), 1yr left until I have my Professional Aeronautics degree from Embry Riddle with a minor in Aviation Safety & a minor in Aviation Admin & Mgt. Oh, & let me not forget full-time mommy to 2 babies ... well 3 if you count my husband.
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oo, oo ... just got another one emailed a little bit ago & wanted to share.
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How about Friday Scary? **NSFW**
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post: Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall Not Lie, in a building full of lawyers and Politicians without creating a hostile work environment.
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental encounters. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Peg, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Walter leaned over, touched Peg's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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Not sure if this is the same at all DZs since I've only worked at one but here's what I've observed at my DZ & since I've been here (dz.com): Find out what "flavor" will make you a DZ hero. My DZ wasn't picky but I've never, in my whole life, seen so many people (threads) whine about FREE beer & you certainly don't want your beer rejected ... or worse, wind up as bon-fire fuel. At my DZ you only owed beer if you [keyword]admit[/keyword] something was your first. Of course it's hard to hide your first AFF jump or when you show up a t a new DZ but you may want to keep this in mind for other "firsts."
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When you chop, buy the Rigger who packed the reserve a "bottle" of his/her prefrence.
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YIKES! Can't help but think your speaking of me.
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Where can I find my numbers ... or did you do the math yourself?
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Agreed ... very good point. 3 tandems here & still haven't felt the need to pursue skydiving as a sport ... but as a job & for the people ... now there's a whole different story. Rigging/packing is what I love to do ... I love attention to detail ... I have a passion for things that fall from aircraft (not only people but cargo as well). I'd pack tandems all weekend long, every weekend, at Skydive Santa Barbara for the 6 mths I was there (0 mals & softest openings per the TMs) ... but only did 2 jumps right before I left (the last one was at night ). Also before I left, repacked 5 reserves with the DZ's Rigger & plan to pursue my own civilian ticket. So while my jump numbers will never skyrocket I'll definitely still post & read & learn here. Thanks for the opportunity
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Sorry you had to take a hit for the hometeam & be the first to find out but thanks so much for the heads-up ... it soooo would've sucked to open that can o'worms.
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"Very Good!"
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Would you be referring to yourself?
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{{giggle}} That's why you never drop your meatbombs out from the bottom ... always come from the bottom & push up. It's all about the presentation Trust me ... 31 yrs old, DD boobs, no silicone & breast fed 2 babies ... it's ALL about the presentation these days.
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SWEET!!!
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USA all the way Baby!!!
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Noted ... ... plural ... ??? Should I be insulted or excited ?
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{{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGE, MASS QUANTITIES, VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} .... This sucks ....
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Not yet ... I'll gurgle when I'm there
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I'm untieing the bow with my mouth ... so you decide
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Well, that settles it, Viking's not been claimed. HE'S MINE ...Umm, ... can I please have him for Christmas???
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Should always have a pot, filter, cream-her & coffee in the off chance you get a last minute visitor ... you wanna be thought as an "accommodating host" ... don't you?