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right have been checking out the texel web site www.paracentrumtexel.nl and was wondering where do we stay on the island to be honest i would like to be where all the action is! birds, beer, DZ a crawling distance from the tent etc etc has the DZ got a bar if not ! why not? will we have to bring our on transportable bar, do they have showers on site etc, where would all the skydivers be?? oh yeh we also need to bring some barbeque materials as well as you do!!!! now what else???? i don't know my brain hurts and i can't think any more only 2 hours till the end offffff shiftzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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how true!! why don't you get in a jump after work? ttfn Allan
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good on yer geezer. "well done sir" "nice one my son" good on yer mate" etc etc slang
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i'll be getting my new spectre 150 at the end of june "but i want it knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww" i know i know no point in throwing a wobbler it's just infuraiting waiting for it, what would you say the best way to pack a spectre??????? ttfn Allan
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good on yer geezer if thats what it takes to chill in the air thats cool, you gotta do what you gotta do ttfn Allan p.s didn't mean to sound negative at all
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stop doing tandems and start your aff or s/l it's a world lot cheaper in the long run i reckon there has got to be more of a buzz jumping on your own (almost) than someone doing all the moves for you. plus once you got the training out of the way how much is a J/T ????? ttfn Allan i hoped you enjoyed the tandem
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THERE ARE 2 POEMS that i like as well one is done by rudyard kipling and i cant remember the other one who wrote this but an extract from "if" if you can walk with kings and still keep the common touch, if you can lose all in a game of pitch and toss if you can rebuild your life with broken tools and keep your head when all around you people are losing theirs you'll be a man my son. does any one know the poem "dulce et decurem est pro patri mensa" "it is better to die facing your enemy" and know for my favorite quote by sir winston churchill P.M (a conversation between sir winston churchill and mary arkwright a famous suffragette [suffragettes were a big womans movement in the 1920's) mary arkwright " sir you are as drunk as a lord" winston churchill" Madam! i maybe drunk, but i will wake up sober! however you will always be that ugly" no harm intended just liked the quote one more quote for you "nolli illigitimi est carborundum" "dont let the bast#r%s grind you down ttfn Allan
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now for my favorite poem cant remember who it was done by and can only remember a few of the words write her name across the skies for she is dead where she lies on that day the church bells drone shut the dog up with a juicy bone she was my North, my South, my East, my West My working day My weekend rest she was my night, my day, my summer song now there is no light for she is gone!! ttfn Allan
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i Used to be a medical officer on the ships as well as 2nd mate/ ships cat / cook etc etc and i kept on having apprentices coming up to me 1 week out of port and tell me they felt like they were pissing fire obviously they had decided to ride bare back which gave them a rather nasty dose of the clap, they managed to get it again in the next port. these guys would never cover themselfs up they always said they were pissed and forgot so i came up with this poem for them tell me what you think? A DRIPPY DICK by A. Wester If you plan to take a walk To satisfy a rampant stalk To dip your wick in folds of flesh The loves you have become enmeshed! remember ! to stick a jonny in your pocket to safely wrap your pulsing rocket keep your member proud and strong Who needs a scabby withered dong !!!! anyway they seemed to remember the poem before going out and thus i did not have to fill them full of penicilin every time they come back from going ashore ttfn Allan
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except me who will be still here in west africa where we have just had a tropical which is bit like a tropical storm but only lasts for a couple of hours it was quite hectic winds got up to 70 knots wouldn't like to be in the air in that weather however i did manage to go in the arch position and pretend i was flying the reletive wind while no one was looking it was kinda cool ttfn Allan
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ypu must have met up with rusty and the like the langar boogie is supposed to be very cool a whole week of partying and diving wish i could go but i have to make money somehow and west africa is a long way from nottingham ttfn Allan
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few i just spent the past 2 1/2 hours in a tropical squall quite stressfull ttfn Allan
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ben w it looks like we are going over there and arrive in amsterdam on the 24th may, party and the likes. 25th crawl too texel party and jump our tits off. and then crawl back to amsterdam where we go our own way i'm off to empuria !!! waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuppppppppppppppp haha ttfn Allan p.s give us the lowdown on texel when you get there i am going to have to hire some gear, do they have anything other than student gear to hire???? and are there bunk houses bar etc etc. if not we better had stock up on the bevies and bring a tent, before we arrive eh?
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good ole english satire!!! why your here sangiro could you point me in the direction of a website that has step by step points (and pics if poss ) off packing a parachute as am stuck on an oil platform off the coast of west africa having just got my CAT A and need some reading material please help ttfn Allan
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me thinks it should be a good weekend. however i don't smoke pot (i go incredibly white and start throwing up everywhere) but i drink like a proverbial fish which is very very thirsty ttfn Allan
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f#$ed if i know go straight bto netscape and bading on it comes speak to u tommorow ttfn Alln
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My title is the control room operator i used to be a 2nd mate in the merchant navy but now am doing marine trouble shooting on 5 different platforms not all are oil rigs some are conversions from supertankers to production platforms and for the past few days we have been loading and discharging in angola and i have been doing the grave yard shift which involves just making sure everything is going smoothly, this one i am on at the present still has the original ship systems on which is 30 years old, so it's hand valves and air contrlled systems on here but on several others your looking at telemetric systems (radio controllled) but also has back ups. as far as the computerisation those guys work on the land and as soon as there is any trouble they sort it out themselfs from there own terminal all pretty funky really. ttfn Allan
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yeh i am going to have to get a special drinking hat for the occasion something really wild, and i feel it's going to be one of those weekends where the beer games start i.e dance of the flaming arse holes etc if you don't know about this game ask and i will enlighten you. also whats to stop you doing a student jump up in texel i'm sure you might even be able to get through your student jumps while your there??? just a thought ttfn Allan
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i always thought a good name for a team would be "ethels willies" (as in ethel's dog called willy in eastenders who has sadly died a few years back) what date is the nationals? and after the texel thing i am planning to fly down to empuriabrava from amsterdam to scope the place out and get some jumping in before i have to go back offshore again. ttfn Allan ah Zuid Africa ja and ik bent a sautpiemal and je a yarpie!!!!! bwahahahahah have been there a few times nothing like a windhoek to wet your thirst. you know quay four on the waterfront in capetown i was trying to get one of the bar staff t shirts but it wasn't possible so i asked a bird who worked out their for a drink and ladeedeeda in the morning i managed to talk her into giving me her crew tshirt with the promise that i am not allowed to wear it in cape town bonus! oh yeh i can remember what's the name of those sausages which look like a dog has just cropped a mr wippy? boer wurst?
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there's only one thing i can say about chuckles "marvelous"
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i think i hear a pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft of someones arse in germany at present, my mate lives in amsterdam we might be able to crash then he's a beer monster too! i'll get in touch and see what he says u up for it, as for an intermediate team you gotta remember that i am only in the u.k (or terra firma as a matter of fact 6 months a year) however i have a cunning plan! i am planning to do a long term rental of a flat near girona i.e empuriabrava and live there for the next year, i will probably visit the u.k for a week every time i am off my oil platform. (which is every 4 weeks is this still viable for an intermediate team?????) + i'll be getting my rig at the end of june wooooohooooo. which does mean i will have to rent the gear up in texel which is a bummer but hey no worries. Where are you from originally seeing that i'm a pom i guess either Aus, or NZ. anyway if you can do a yard of ale u'r ok by me ttfn Allan
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not too worry old son i already have my a license and as for my license to party, i usually go on the lines of "drink to you bleed and then some " blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! well if you are going to amsterdam we could do that and meet wingnut on the way up to texel??? sounds like a blinding idea!!! ttfn Allan
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in reply to what's marmite? I guess if we look hard enough, we can find American disgusting food too: such as chitlins!! Bleecch!! the aussies call it vegimite and they still claim they invented it first. what is amrmite well it's black and it will put hairs on our arse! ttfn Allan
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well if me and skreamer meet up in stanstead the ryan air plane leaves at around 14:00 from there arriving at 16:00 in hahn. and then we make it over to your way. i'm up for it ? hey skreamer before i go up to hahn i'm going to be up in langar for the week previous to try and get a bit more current as i wouldn't have jumped for 4 weeks if you fancy meeting up the week prior to that in langar????? let me know ttfn Allan
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a 1 can Van Damme eh? ttfn Allan