huffermoose

well have just been looking at the synoposis report for the u.k (manage to get it faxed by one of the weather stations out here) and you have this humungous low coming in from the north atlantic dude which means serious rain. but hey don't listen to the weather man it can always change . take it easy dude moooooose

blue skies 8 knot winds dusk approaching *position* 56 miles west south west off the west african coast. pretty depressing really

look after my new rig ??????? i do hope you are taking the piss??? how r u doing and why are you not jumping and on the computer (it's the weekend) at least i have a viable excuse. how many jumps have you got in since i last saw you mate Cat 10?? anywqay must go holes to drill etc etc ttfn moooooose

aha a mr bill they have been doing those at langar this year now not being an expert and only seeing the videos the onl way to do them is to get in a death grip and hope your guy is stable when he pulls directly outa the planes and then use knees harness etc climb on his shoulders have a chat about the weatherand all and then off you go into the relative wind yeeeeha i want to try but alas 48 jumps just aint gonna cut it c u moooose

try working 40 miles off the coast of west africa and i'm not going to piss and moan other wise i will get the shit ripped out of me by skreamer. have just found out they have a public use internet and thus here i am. cant wait to get back home and try out my new spectre 170 droool droool well thats it from me again ttfn moose

hey all have managed to sneak on my bosses computer he's got internet and us paupers don't so heres a quick peekabooo from the moose man speak to you when i can get on again ttfn allan

right thats me outa here i am sure i'll still be nattering with you while i'm offshore have nice blue skies, safe jumps and a laugh all swallowed down with a cold ale c u mooooooooose

get your arse down to europe loadsa beer loadsa jumps !!! great weather great people. yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa mooooooooose

i was supposed to go basck to reality today but i am weak so i´m going home tommorow ohhh welllll!!!!! mooooooooooose

well you might be able to glad to know that i took skreamers advice and i did just that (several times infact) she did a tandem yesterday looked very ashen faced( i did not foerce her into it she just said she wanted to try it) i also took her out on a boat trip (a day away from the dz and all that) and we got out to sea nice large boat and she started crying because she said it was rough so i took her around the canals here and just sunbathed while i drove this thing asround (almost crashed the boat a fiew times watching canopies opening especially when i screamed out "cutaway as some some one had a mal above the town. and she just went oh well! now i haVE SPENT THE MORNING WITH HER LOOKING AROUND DOING THE SOCIAL AND I GERT TO THE DZ AND AS I GO TO MANIFEST THEWY PUT A 50 NJUMP LIMIT ON SIGH!!!! CÉST LA VIE BACK HOME TO THE UK TOMMOROW SPEAK TO YOU ALL SOON MOOOOOOOOOSE

well i did cutaway last night and then she turned on the taps and i´m sorry but that reall tends do my head so in the end we started shagging and i reconnected if that makes sense so for tyhe rest of the week i have to do the yes dear no dear and take her down the beach etc (trying not to oggle the semi naked women) and be mr wuffo and then for the other half i can jump (give em an inch and they´ll take a mile) i got 2 jumps in today glorious weather hanging onto the wing strut of the super sonic pilotus portus geeking at the guys inside great fun. anyway wer shall see moooooooooose signing off hopefully to have balls still intact by end of holiday cést la vie p.s do any of the female skydivers have this problem!!!!

woooooooooooohoooooooooooo more lifts more fun wooooooooohoooooooo ttfn moooooooooose

well i understand what wingnut meant about the term A.I.D.S Altitude Induced Divorce Syndrome. as the bird i am up here with is A) woofoo B)Has no interest in skydiving. c) does not enjoy hanging around a dropzone listening to me "prattling" about skydiving. so she turned around to me as i had not jumped this afternoon and asked if i could walk her back to the appartement and i said i can´t as the wind might drop at any moment. so she went "humpf" and started to walk off so i turned around to her and said you´r not happy here are you and she looked at me and said "no not really" so i said " oh well" and started to play with my protrack comparing fall rates with a mate off mine. i have a horrible feeling that my clothes etc are going to be strewn across the costa brava with a big fu*¿ you written in red writing across the appartement, i´m glad i got my skydiving gear with me. all i can say is don´t mix skydiving with pleasure just stick to skydiving. mmmmmmmmmm the wind seems to be dropping !!!!! moooooooooooose

woohoo have just finished my pre 2nd jump at empuria wow what a view tottally awsome the pyrenees and the sea very cool am off in a bit again take it easy boys and girls mooooooooooooooose

girona is not by the beach empuria is thats where im off to tommorow just need to pick up the totty befor going on to empuria she´s going to do a tandem so i hope i get on the same load as her i´ll really wind her upp heeee heee plus the internet cafe´s on the main drag i´ve got a beer in my hand and i can watch all the totty go by as well yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa empuria here i come moooooooooose

it was shit hot dude one to remember!!!!

dooooooooooo i makeeeeeeeeeee you horrrrrrrrrrrrrny baby oh by the way skreamer is a dead ringer for a mole in freeflight i can distinctly remember that grin on the 4 way im still buzzing off that jump you know mooooooooooose

mind you u still opened the door after me drumming the ride of the valkyries on your door for half an hour then i believe came the " up my nosssssssssssse " moment i believe moooooooose

wingnut that was probably as you were filling them with a portion here in girona it is hot as fuck and loads of top totty walking around hmmmmmmmmmmmmm there goes one now! mooooose

however i do not for the record skreamer went for mr hopalong (i.e me) who obviously couldn´t hop fast enough as i felt the pitter patter of screer pissing on my shoes luckily he didn´t aim higher, yep benw woke up at 2 am with an earwig running around his face and and pairs of shoes lyinfg around his even my ammonia stained ones ohhh by the way don´t try cement mixers i was in the bar and i had the door open within seconds ready for an escape an vomit path but i held it down thank god. ask wingnut about his 3rd degree burns experiance with gflaming sambucas bwahahahahah mooooooose

our c.c.i pretends to be a village priest on the way up to altitude when he is acting as a fake aff student, he really winds them up then usually jumps out early and go hurtling across the sky i´ve seen the videos it´s quite amusing

skreamer i still reckon you looked lke you were shitting yourself when he did it too you prrrrrrrrrrr i think is the expression!!!! we got video evidence

or how about "in my ear!!!!!!!!" ahhhh nothing like the smell of ammonia in the morning

hello all am now in madrid waiting for a flight down to gerona but have just thought a great nick for ben and that could be the "purple pimp master" what do yu reckon ? how are you feeling this mrning skreamer??

Hello all as i speak benw will be just about going to work in amsterdam i'm flying to empuriabrava in about an hours time after spending an enjoyable sleep on the floor at schiphol airport, with a bit of luck wingnut's maqde it back to germany safe and sound and screamer ! well good luck trying to work todday. all in all a bloody good weekend a decent 4 way to end the the boogie on saturday an awsome view for an awsome D.Z. shame it had to end i guess but all i can say is "in my earrrrrrrrrr" (private joke) moose