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in reply to myself "god you guys are talking a load of crap. (no offense) but isn't this forum about skydiving???? " I apolagise for my self, i guess i'm just grouchy have not had a jump in 4 weeks, have not seen beer, women or land in 4 weeks, so thats me trying to un*uck the situation i got myself into goodnight Allan
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god you guys are talking a load of crap. (no offense) but isn't this forum about skydiving???? mooooooooose
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Emma the langar boogie is still on get your arse up there!!!! i hear it's a real blast . i have got a whole week of jumping up there next week woooohoooooooooo and then "hi ho hi ho it's off to texel we go" take it easy mooooooooooooose
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I been having this dream for the past 23 days it involves skydiving down in just a pair of shorts (and a rig of course) into a lush green meadow i swoop in for 50 metres just feeling the grass tickling the tips of my toes as i fly over them. i land safely to find a whole bunch of naked maidens in stockings and suspenders walking over towards me with baskets full of beer and food and jump tickets, "beep beep beeep " goes my alarm shit i'm still stuck on an oil rig in west africa &:( oh well thanks for the virtual beer it's the only one i'm going to have for the next 5 days sigh happy birthday lisa have a great one mooooooooose (cruising the skies until he dies!)
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addict !!! that is kinda sad get out and jump more man, i would if i could!!! argggggggggggggghhhhhh i have been in west africa now for just over three weeks on nightshift and i am pasty as a really pasty person on brighton beach on a very pasty day. get my drift???? actually if i stand quite close to the flare (40 foot flaming thing which burns of residual gas) it sounds like the wind rushing past your ears at 120mph (you can only do it for a short time or your ears will be goosed) sigh week tommorow i'll be up up and a away again woooohoooooooooo. and john waynes your hero??? then answer me this! why did he walk around like he's been goosed up the sh*tbox several times a day??? moooooooooooooooooose (put another deer on the bonnet hal !)
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Handy (?) thingy for the folks coming to Texel
huffermoose replied to mccordia's topic in The Bonfire
cool nice one mate moooooooose -
im in europe but i guess i can't complain u guys pay me to help get oil out of the ground for your petrol, so the higher the price the more i get paid i guess sincerely moose
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John Wayne ? "Well pilgrim" cool that would be good if alistar comes along, as for hawaii shirts i might be able to get you 2nd hand hawaii shirts, they will probably give you crabs (mind you you have probably got them already). but if you want me to try and sort something out for you (5 - 8 quid a shirt at a guess) i might only be able to get you one for you we will shall see! and who says i sound like john wayne??? i know i have a jaw that would make desperate dan jeolous, and i look like i have had a really hard paper round but hey john wayne ??? i aint that bad hahahahaha take it easy moooooooooooooose
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wotcher screamer is alister the lad who used to be in the paras (blue rinsed his hair not to long ago????) i went on the piss with him when i was at langar top bloke!!!!! am really getting wound up and ready to rock roll and get seriously shithoared, looks like on the monday after the texel weekend i am going to jump on a train from amsterdam to girona (empuria ) stay there for just under a week and then am training it back to the u.k. and no i am not a train spotter but it should be a good piss up on the way there and back. fuc*kin rock on pop pickers har har only 6 days to go till i get off this heap o shit called an oil platform back to the world of beer, fanny and outrageous ariel action wooooooohoooooooooooo lets kick tyhe tyres and light the fires moooooooooooooooooooooose
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in reply to "'moose, can you remind us again how you got your nickname?" oooooooooooh how low is that just for the record this rather large moosey looking female who i slipped a bit of my pink picaloe into was not a skydiver she was from the local pub. 2ndly i had beer goggles on which would have made eddy the eagle proud ! 3rdly what can i say a moment of weakness i was very very drunk!! any how she did try hard!!!!! ttfn mooooooooooooooooooooooose
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hey i wear a hawain shirt a lot and have been known to look like a right twat maybe i should have a t shirt which says "no Sense" on the front and "of fashion on the back". hee hee who gives a monkees hairy arse what you wear, we all look the same when we are either flying through the air or in the horizontal position after passing out with shaved eyebrows after a good healthy beer fest coooooool moooooooooooose
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(singing) "oh lord won't you buy me a javelin oddysey, my freinds all have rounds, i must make them see! a cypres, ringed harness and a hacky sack are for me, oh lord won't you buy me a javelin oddyseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! wingnut as for a w*fe???? well you have just had a drinking fineage for the the use of the "W" word (unless your mar*ied of course), looks like i am going to have to bring my emergency bottle of sambuca to texel for some flamers yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa ttfn mooose
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in reply to "I jump regulary at Langar DZ in good old rainy England. Make no mistakes it is the dog's bollox but could be made better if there was some fit birds up for some two way action on and off the DZ. they all seem to be rich daddies girls about 34 years old, any 21 year old ladies care to prove me wrong? " u sad sack of shite! those girls are quite tasty. and don't get me wrong i haven't been jumping there for long but some of those static " mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is a tasty burger" liners look kinda nice. "party till you drop, drink till u bleed !!" har har ttfn Moooooooooose
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barmen??? barmaids!! sounds much better moose
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ok null and void ,, skreamer got your email will organize through email ttfn moose
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now i can get hold of a flat in rotterdam for free! which is still a pretty good night out, just slightly less drugs and more beer what do you reckon screamer we could meet wingnut there and also ben w, rotterdams about 45 mins from schiphol by train or shall we stick to the amsterdam idea? i'm open to ideas ttfn mooooooooooooose
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???? the mind boggles any clues???? ttfn moose hey ben w are you going to be up in langar between the 15th and the 23rd of this month??? if so i'll c u there am going to be dropzone bum for a week ttfn mooooooooooose
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glad to hear u handled the line over, yeh that would be cool on thursday night screamer wingnut and myself will be pissing it up in amsterdam and my mate who is supposed tobe putting us up is now going to england that weekend what a tit! know any good places where wingnut can leave his car and where we can crash for the night and go on the bender in the safe knowledge that our gear will be safe etc etc. as for the bunks it sounds good to me!!!!!! not sure about the marine dropsmcordia's talking about though. do you have to book the equipment in texel prior to using it or is it better to just get it sorted while i am there??? i'll be up in langaron the 15th / 16th of may through to the 22nd of may so will be able to get current by the time i get up to texel if you arer jumping up there then drop me a line we'll jump together (have only got my cat a though) right work to ttfn mooooooooooooooose
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hey wingnut, screamer, benw only 3 1/2 weeks till texel we'll being pissing it right up, swining from every light fitting in the establishment and i have got some excellent bar games to show you, hey screamer i hope you know what the bok bok challenge (human pyramids ). and just to let you all know i have 13 days left until i get off my platform and then it's yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaa off to langar get a loads of jumps in on a demo, and then yehhhhhhhaaaa again its off to texel we go and then its yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa once more because i'll be off to empuria afterthat what a cool holiday ttfn mmmmooooooooooooooooose
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here we go try thise site for more info www.skydivelasvegas.com ttfn mooooooooooooooooooooooose
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mucho's gracias amigo very thoughtfull
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sp forwarded me this picture to put on my profile how cool is it i am well stoked cheers moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose
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So ben whats the lowdown on texel how was the weekend in texel, Whats the lowdown and what sort of facilities have they got whats the best place to stay (as in camping) and partying whats the gear hire like??? etc etc hope you had a good one moose oh yeh have a good one at langar to lucky sods wish i was there
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I haven't paid taxes since i was 17 moose
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you just inspire confidence in my self ! take it easy moose