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skull = kneck, down, drink all at once getting the drift not sure what time we're flying into amsterdam i am free all day, so it's screamers call, my mate will be in touch with me about digs for that evening (digs means a place to stay for the night) in a few days, but i'm sure it will be a right larf and a half i mean a laugh and a full pint. take it easy moooooooooose

the sacrifices we make to jump out of planes is amazing!!!! take me for example i have just been down inspecting the double bottoms (ballast tanks) on the bottom of an oil rigs legs (40 metres under sea level) it stinks of stagnant water and i am covered from head to foot in maky shit, it was 23:00 at night and i am there on my own with a guy at the access hole to the tank in touch with me in a radio, when all of a sudden when i am at the furthest point away from the access point my light goes out, i shake it i rattle it and finnaly swear and the damn thing and it still won't light up so i had to call one of my guys to come down the tank with a light so i can get out it took him 30 minutes to get to me and all that time i can't see my hand in front of my eyes, the stink is horrible and it's pitch black. and i have only just got out now ! now the moral off the story is " is it worth climbing through shit and small places in the complete darkness to pay for your skydiving? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn right it is . take it easy all moose

definantly going to have to be hawain theme also skreamer do you realise we will have to wear hawain t shirts on the flight to amsterdam and when we are on the piss in amsterdam, are you up for the challenge???????? and we all gotta ask our selfs the question at the end of the boogie "who is the weakest link?" skreamer tell me which flight your on and i'll meet you and fly with you to amsterdam. ! glad to hear the let is back and nice one with the warp jumps did you jump with chris as in big army dude with a 1920' aviator moustache? oh yeh i will leave it to your discretion on how many o's in mooooooooose preferably more than 2 to get the right affect of course. ttfn moose

hey i bet yours don't have the tacky palm trees and the calypso drink with umbrellas on them though ahaaaaaaaaa!!!!! at present i am just trying to get my head wrapped around this iberia airlines sight see if any of you lot can do any better, i am trying to get from amsterdam to gerona spain on monday the 28th preferably early afternoon can you tell me what time it is and how much it will cost all ideas welcome cheers mooooose

Hey wingnut the weather in texel in 3 weeks is going to be (say it together) "sweeet" i am even thinking about taking my really loud hawian shirt and the night before do my sundance to the moon it sometimes works!!!!! ttfn Moose

well obviously they want good up standing soldiers who are always alert and can "stand up" to anything thrown at them nice one moose

look i know i have done a few posts in the past hour but i was wondering if women skydivers think the same!!!! when you see a girl you really fancy (or a boy for the girls depend what flicks your switch) do you think exactly the same as guys do and say to yourself ( i wonder if i can talk her in to skydiving??) answers on a postcard moose

on this boogie to texel anyone got any ideas to really cause havoc let us know some of your best practical jokes moose

on this oogi to texel anyone got any ideas to really cause havoc let us know some of your best practical jokes moose

I was just thinking when screamer fairy ahem wingnut and benw go to texel when we get to amsterdam we should have a crap chat up lines competition. any ideas for good chat up lines i heard one not to long ago and it goes like this (titanic theme) madam I am dressed in my best and ready to go on you ! heres 10P (10 cents) love ring your parents and tell them your not going home tonight!! and other obnoxious ones like that moose

how about "IN OUT IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU DO THE HOKEY KOKEY AND YOU TURN AROUND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT OI! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MOOSE

in reply to " And tomorrow I am driving out to a rained out DZ just so I can collect my old Vector and hassle the instructors for some briefings. (when I tell my flatmates that I am driving 2 and a half hours to a rained out DZ, they KNOW I am nuts...) *sigh* Oh well, assignment is almost done, time for a stiff whiskey! /s" i would happily give my right gonad to be at a dropzone talking shit with the guys and girls even if it was pissing down as i am stuck on this shitty oil rig for the next 2 weeks looking at blisstering blue skies, and 5 knot winds. it's 03::00 in the morning and i'm pissed off ! my head is stuck in the clouds"quite litterally". my rig won't be ready until the end of june. but mind you in 2 weeks time i have got 4 weeks straight to jump my arse off piss all my wuffo mates off with skydiving adventures get drunk as a lord and get back into the world of being a complete and utter pervert i luvvvvvvvvvvvvvve it. i have just cheered my self up, no end by sitting here in my fantisy world reliving excatly what i am going to do next leave . cheery bye moose

whats the difference between golfers and sky divers ?? golfers go "wack , shit!" skydivers go "shit wack" how do you know a good 4 way team from a bad 4 way team??? a good 4 way team will go wack! a bad 4 way team will go " wack wack wack wack ttfn moose

i might !!!!!! let you know later to date! \ moose

he he yeh i guess we could moose

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the last good aussie song i sang was 2 little boys by the king rolf harris. chuckles his mrs and myself oh yeh and steve the packer where singing it at full volume in the pub up the road from langar right opposite the nags head. quite an amusing night really!!!! ttfn moose

i'm off to empuria on the 28th may (if i survive the texel weekend that is) i'll be up there for a week if you fancy chilling???? ttfn moose

in reply to slidin down a razor blade using your testicals for brakes" then landing in a pot full of vineger

Ed check your private messages ttfn Moose

how 'bout sucking the sweat off a dead mans b*&ls

FAIRY NUT tyhe skydiver formerly known as wingnut "simirality to prince me thinks?? c u moose

bwa hahahahahahahahaha i can see it now a picture with a fairy sitting inside a nut makes me chuckle at the thought ttfn moose

in reply to That ISN'T how people in Australia contract it... or wales as a matter of fact baaaaaaaarbera beeeeeeeeetty they love it up em

steady on boys i have just woken up !!!YAWN i have been put in charge of ballasting a ship in the middle of the atlantic. as to the t's yeh go for it but just put moooooooooose on the back of mine. i'll square up with you when i go up to langar the weekend before the boogie. hey i rememebr going skinning dipping once in the solent (stretch of water between isle of wight and england) i got my clothes stolen but the did leave my trainers and cigarettes and lighter so as i walked home a police car pulled up shone a light on me and all this policewoman could say was "a bit cold is it" and then they gave me a lift home. quite memorable really ttfn moose