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This thread has given me a headache. My brain cannot compute all this. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

This is pretty funny! I searched and didn't come up with anything so I hope I can avoid the repost police. It's called a dark sucker damnit! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Every week at that store is already "Stupid People Must Go To The Grocery Store To Bother Sheena" Week. Heyyyy are you making fun of me? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I work in an area that is mixed with stuck up snobby people and people who are on welfare. I'm all about welfare helping people who need it, but sometimes it's hard to bite my tongue when they buy 300 dollars worth of food on food stamps where the majority of it is steaks that I can't even afford and all kinds of expensive seafood. Then they buy 100 dollars worth of alcohol and put it on a credit card. Then they take their 2 carts full of food and expect it to fit in their jaguar with their 6 kids. I know that is not how all welfare recipients are, but I experience about 3 people like that everytime I work. The rich snobby people are horrible though because you know they have the money, but they will try to get something free everytime they come in. They complain and complain until the manager just says "here take it". That happens a lot more than you might think. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I just started going back to work about a few weeks ago and I already want to injure some of the customers that I have to deal with. I thought my patience would be better after having time off, but noooooo.....it's only gotten worse. I work at a grocery store and I have to deal with stupid people all the time. Most of the time I try to see where they are coming from, but there are other times when I just want to rip my hair out and scream at these people for being so dumb. Yesterday must have been "Stupid People Must Go to the Grocery Store to Bother Sheena" day. Like for example, I had a line with about 3 people in it. Someone walks up ahead of these people and asks me if I was open. I had my light on and I was checking people out. I just looked at him and said "No I'm sorry sir. I don't know what gave you the impression that I was open besides the fact that I am checking people out and my light is on." I swear one day I'm going to get fired. Ohhhhh this isn't a stupid customer story, but something that happened at the store yesterday anyway. We have a Salvation Army person outside the store ringing her bell everyday. This old man walks into the store and asked me to call a manager. I did immediately cuz he looked pretty pissed off. So the manager comes down and they talk right at the end of my register. The old man asks the manager "Is this an American store?" The manager was like uhhh yeah. The old man goes well if this is an American store, don't you think the Salvation Army person should be an American, not some Mexican? I expect you to get an AMERICAN by tomorrow. If not, I will boycott this store. The manager just looked at him like he was crazy and told him to go ahead and boycott. What is wrong with people???!!! Who the fuck cares what country the Salvation Army bell ringer is from? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That would be wayyy scary and I would probably shit in my pants. I do believe you have just written out my worst nightmare. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

My ass hurts already just thinking about it. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'm a Pisces. Not sure if I am a textbook Pisces or not. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I do believe I found the scariest thread on dropzone.com. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

1:0:0 One Christmas party that I attended at ASC. I ended up being incredibly stupid and drove home at 5 am. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I wish I remembered the reason why it was so important that I didn't sleep there last night. Hmmmm........ Lots and lots of fun was had by all last night! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

You mustn't look at it as a bad thing. The kitty needs lovin' and sunshine is the woman to do it! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Cats need love too! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I can't say anything bad about that. I'm all about the Smirnoff Black Ice over anything else. I'll drink regular beer if I have to, but I just love my girly beer. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

What kind of Smirnoff you drinkin there girl? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Did you win the lottery? Hurry up and send me some money before you sober up! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I love Smirnoff. You should buy some for me, Sunny. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I parked my car at the DZ and saw my best friend was already there. He was standing in the parking lot buck ass naked! I said, "Dude! Why the hell are you naked?". I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

4 months, 10 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes It feels like an eternity! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I totally agree! Why do they have to announce it? What is the point? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Me too! Now let's see if I can find anybody to buy me one. Maybe I'll just make this the SOMETHING I want for Christmas. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I understand why it's really funny, but I fought it HARD and won! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I actually didn't laugh. Does that make me a depressive person? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Isn't that the song from "Pleasantville"? If it is, I love that song too! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

When are you leaving for your mission? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I just want SOMETHING from ANYBODY for Christmas. As it is right now, it looks like that's not going to happen. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102