aprilcat

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  1. I'm hoping April will "punish" me. Walt I'm going to your 'mayonnaise' thread and see how much punishment you actually deserve!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  2. I'm not 'sensitive'. I'm sensiBLE (most times). I'm about to get 'sensitive' all over your a$$ in a mintue ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  3. Mmmmm Feathers . . . What can we do with feathers? And tar.... I was thinking Honey . . . Bad combo! You've obviously never tried to get that stuff out of your nose! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  4. QuoteIt made me laugh and thats what matters to me. I find humor in most every thing, if you have a issue with me because of that then that is your own issues and not my own. * I got no issues with you. I don't know you. I found serious offense in what you said and I considered it shameful that you would say something that ignorant. You can not dictate what I should and should not find humor in. *I don't care what you laugh at, but when you put it out in public its open to reply. Oh yes people in new orleans were "different" they were shooting each other and looting during a hurricane. *Funny, here they showed a lot of people sitting on porches with shotguns just waiting toshoot the first person to come to their yards. Or does 'each other' mean something different to you? Ive been through many, Ive never sat there and said "oh hurricanes a coming, momma needs a new plasma tv..." *You miss your own point. Thats not what you said that offended me. What offended me was that you said 'they' were hiding in the dark waiting for the next storm so we can go 'shopping' again. I find this offensive as a woman of color, as a person who works for a living, as someone who has compassion to those whos businesses were destroyed and those who lost their homes and families. ALL of them I pray that I am never put in the position where my entire city loses its structure and I'm forced to go on animal instincts. I choose to not get into pissing contests anymore, your entitled to your opinion just as I am. * I have no problem with you, I have a problem with what you put in thread. I think that was a momentary lapse of judgment for you. We have skulls to keep things IN so they don't go spilling all over the place. But thats okay, I now know how you think and I'll act accordingly from here on out. Have a lovely day. *And a lovely day to you, too, sweetie. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  5. I'm one of those people that thought Borat was hilarious and pure genius. People only got offended that were involved because they didn't know what he they was were doing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fixed it for you!
  6. Okay, I can accept that you hit the reply button but didn't mean anything directed towards what I was saying. I quote others in my posts and I'll accept you reacted to the inflamatory nature of the converstaion. I have theoretrical views on 'laughter' after studying filmmaking and making ' the art of 'show' my life's interest. Comedy is self-defacing, embarrassing and makes light of the uncomfortable, but there are lines. If you don't believe me, watch 'Borat' . My point is mass catastrophe is not an opportunity to bring out petty racial slurs against anyone, especially our countrymen. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  7. context. There is nothing to laugh at BUT each other. If you want to get technical, Miss America was won by 'white' women until Vanessa Williams won (and its too late for me to look up the year. Look it up yourself and find out what the genetic makeup was for the winners previous, if you want to know. I don't care). WET? (giggle) the White Entertainment Network? Lets try NBC, ABC, CBS for starters. I actually LIKE CMT cause its funny. But I don't see any of those affiliations acting irresponsibly and making fun of dead Americans. Americans, no fucking prefix. And I did NOT make a joke about white people. I mentioned a few stereotypes. I never said that you were hiding in bushes waiting for the next snowstorm so you can come out and loot if you showed the browns of your eyes (or teeth) OR die and be considered an 'ice flow'. nice rant. Now come up with something substantial.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  8. Spicooli, I'd go with #1 & 2. I wouldn't go with #3 unless you have experience in that (or you are Jewish cause a lot of your material seems to be on those who are not respected by the status quo. Maybe you should get more material out of your own life. I've done standup and missed a few good casting calls because I was busy makng jokes instead of talking about what I actually have been through. If you want to tighten #5 where woman can understand it (you DO want to have a broader audience) fine tune that one. But #4 is lead. Break a leg ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  9. I think 'white people' jokes are lame as hell if they involve dead Americans. Dance funny, walk funny, eat a lot of mayo...I can giggle. Dead and the govt doesn't give a shit and if 'they' were considered a melting icecap?? I don't think so. There's a difference.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  10. Okay, I'm not even going to read the rest of this before I reply, Thats straight up offensive. Do you really believe 2 bad jokes equal a good one and add on to it? You said you have bad taste, but for the love of ____, get real. The original joke wasn't funny--It was lead. The OP accepted that and some including you related to 9/11 jokes. I've heard some 9/11 jokes but not any that laughed at others with the usage of 'they'. Like we're DIFFERENT. Shame on you. Shame, shame shame!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  11. Unlucky woman!!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GF, AND MANY MANY MORE!!~~April P.S. pardon the shouting, but if you're just hitting 40 I wanted you to hear me ...much love !!! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  13. Amen!!! If one wishes to 'go back' you'd have to be 'something else' and do you really want to be the ones who paved the way? I have my own ideas about reincarnation and I have a feeling most of us have either been here before, or you'll get to know something new in the next life. But I know exactly what you mean, Keith~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  14. Ok if anyone was wondering, sihotgun wasn't kidding...DO NOT fucking look at that site. Gaddamn I need some fucking clorox to burn that 5 seconds out of my eyes... Little House on the Prairie is NOT going to fix what you just saw. Now I'm imagining what Pa & Ma did when the kids were in the loft If that guy was related to me I'd put my foot up his a$$..um..nevermind. I've finally seen the 'unkickable ass'. Did anyone else get the ad on the bottom for names of Prisoners to write and make friends with? I didn't know how to 'snapshot' it but I'm seriously disturbed.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  15. That is a funny joke, but everyone has heard it and I wanted to come up with a funny reply. That doesn't work because all I can think of is: 1) Why you gotta put my business up in public? 2) Why you gotta put YOUR business in public? 3) I thought we agreed what happens in Heaven stays in Heaven You get the drift. So I'll just say 'thanks for the laugh' (4. Wasn't it NUNS???) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  16. I agree..I'm glad you got closure on why she broke your heart and I truly hope that you are happy to see her with her husband and children and they met your wife..all all the stuff Cloudseeker says about being different people seems right to me. Its a sweet story, but why would I want to sit for 2 hours to watch it? Let us know when the rotten brother gets all that dirt pulled out on the open. I'm sure he's 'fixed' all her boyfriends and there may be some false arrests out there!!! Now we're talking MOVIE! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  17. the more i think about it, the more sense this makes. we got clipped and we didn't even see it or hear it. I'd like to think it was that childhood game where you did things to your friend and yelled 'PSYCHE!!! We all got psyched and I think its great! I thought the satellite failed, I wanted to yell 'WTF' at the tv but I just sat and waited. I felt it was an appropriate ending. My theory is that Paulie was going to 'get it' (boy did he get it!) and Tony would be stuck being Tony. No, we don't see or hear the one that gets us because that is how life happens. You're here one minute and gone the next. When Meadow couldn't park her car I got excited thinking OMG..this is going to save her life, everyone else at the table will be shot. Nope. And I loved it. AJ DOES become Tony in a way. He's now making movies for the mob and no longer caring about the world at large.I don't think Tony's time with Uncle Junior meant that he was saying goodbye to anything but the money and madness; he seemed to be afraid he was going to end up like that. Tony Bogarts AJ's shrink (did you SEE Carm's face when he did that? ) Meadow goes into law (civil rights? she'll be messing with the mob on the first case) and with Tony coming up on indictment charges, whenever she passes the bar she'll be dealing with her family's mess. So with all that 'could' have happened (just like it is in life) I'll like that we got 'psyched' and there is no palpable ending. OH! One of my GF's told me (I only saw the last 2 seasons) that it was Paulies (or Phil's?) 'mentally challenged' nephew that came in and sat at the counter...anyone know about that? Paulie got shot AND run over by his own car...grroooooossss ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  18. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDREA!!! ~~~~~~~~~~and maneeeee morrrrrrrre!!!~~~~~ ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  19. I like 'the Tiger that Ate Roy', but she's going to have to find a little 'spangley' doll to hang out of her mouth. this should be a fun party.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  20. I think you should be a Showgirl instead of Elvis for a few reasons: 1) You'd make a beautiful showgirl. 2) There will be a LOT of Elvi there. 3) You can get anything and make a headpiece from it..the bigger the better. 4) You can wear those shoes you didn't know WHERE to wear to this 5) You know you have a SHOWGIRL outfit hidden somewhere (don't we all??) ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  21. Congratulations and all the happiness in the WORLD~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  22. The 'splinter' factor is just to high.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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  24. Dear Wee-Harmony, I have complained to you twice in the past about sending altered/old photos. Please refer to our correspondence dated 6/05/06 and 6/07/06. You assured me these were not 'old' photos and were verified by by your Standards and Practices Department these NOT to be 'altered' in anyway. Your six-month-free extension on my membership and a matching cheesecake of the month from Juniors has sufficed for the moment, I feel I must register a new complaint against your Terms of Agreement; article 5, section xxi: ...in no case will We-Harmony subject our consumers to intentional or unintentional duplicity by (same) advertisers.... Now, In light of your disclaimer, I triple-dog dare you to tall me that 'Pinhead' and 'Cyclops' are twins. As I realize this is a free-trial service based on your previously mentioned misrepresentation (you OWE me, bitches!) I would like to hereby put you on notice that I will see you in court, along with BOTH sides of my ex-husbands face, which you blatantly list as the aforementioned Pinhead/Cyclops and I want my $17 back. Sincerely, the woman who needs more cheesecake and non-green men Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
  25. Only if Houdini is the child of Miss Pixie Stix and the Koolaid Man...yeah!