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Thanks for the laugh!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I thought it was an old photo of Eva Langoria (without much $$$) till I looked under the skirt. If I were Eva, I'd be pisssssssssssed!~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

He didn't use the term 'black' because he is a TRUE African American (Dad from Kenya, Mom a bi-racial American). The terms "Black" "Negro" "Colored' were put in place because we were separated from our origins at large, and our newly structured families (SOLD!) , we barely had time for last names, much less an ethnicity. But he is an American. Trust in that. Just as you may be a(n)_____American. Be proud to be that

Man, I'm still working through the Halloween Candy. You live it LARGE, don't you?

You messed up. Cheetos should be served ONLY with ice cold beer. Here's how you do it. First drink a whole lot of iced cold beer. maybe 4 12oz cans. Think of something lovely to set out in a tray, say, some cheese and biscuits. Then get ONE more beer and really think about cutting cheese and getting good biscuits from D'ags...its really TOO late now, you just need cheezy goodness. Go to 7-11 and grab two bags of cheetos (one for while you're drinking the beer and the other for the wine). Oh, and get some Wine from the 7-11. Thats will reinforce your redneck status. Go home and look at your cheese/beer/whine items. I really suggest if you want Cheetos, BEER is the proper beverage . Wine would only make your lips a nasty persimmon color you can't wash off. (NOT unless you use a chapstick BEFORE you eat said cheetos). Bon appetite!!!!~~April (and no, I'm NOT kidding! we can continue this conversation under the headline: Halloween Candy, When is it YOURS) Believe me, I have strict guidelines on THAT! Lisa H, I didn't find it funny that some of your confetti looked a lot like icecream sprinkles. See you in court, Honey! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I feel for you, very self-centered gal you go there. You have kids together, so without reading all your replies, my $.02 is to GO FOR COUPLES COUNSELING. You love her, you both love your kids and even if she's got a roving eye SHE NEEDS to find out why she can't be fair with you. If it takes a counselor to get that out of her, it will be good for her to say it outloud (she probably can't tell herself the truth) and work with it from there, even if you're not going to be in the picture. Good luck to you and your kids and no, you did nothing wrong with going to school and she should appreciate you putting her up first! Good luck~ ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Sorry you're going thru all that and have some jerk break in. I WOULD say at least you have your health, but you're not feeling well, so take a hug from me instead

Just head towards Amsterdam or Columbus...The Racoon Bar is around there somewheres..or anything else on Amsterdam or Columbus. Cheers! ...Brooklyn, huh?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Disclaimer: I did a search on 'chicken cross the road' and this didn't come up...so here we go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: Let's give a big shoutout for that chicken! HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure, right from Day One, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

...a day late but not a dollar short. Still thinkin' about you, Dan, but now I can smile instead of cry. You are missed~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

All that HAIR!!! NOT cool! I don't remember the '80's though my friends tell me I had a good time!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Thats 8 days beyond 'twisted'. Hi PPHead!!! ...since you hang out in the sea...will you please explain WHY any woman would hang a cooked cockroach on her 'person'? ...and Billy, you never cease to amaze and shock me.Where do you FIND this stuff???????????!!!!~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Savings bonds are good $50??payable in a hundred years? But I would LOVE to play with my brothers Tonka Trucks. Couldn't break them but we ran over a LOT of my sisters Barbie stuff. ...and the Tonka remained. Also, a little red wagon to pull his stuff along. Kids don't have much control but they can put all their Little Green Army Men and Elmo (like he's in CHARGE of anything) and juice boxes in it. Radio Flyers will never go out of style. And indescructable Tonka truck will never EVER go out of style. ...and little greet fighting men...fit right in. The grandparents will know you want to make him happy and a good Tonka is FOREVER!! ps..I've never made MY birthday public, but I'd love a Radio Flyer to just transport my plants (and the dog while he's guarding the cargo.) ..The kid will get all the learning material and clothes from the family you haven't met. WHO still has a Tonka? Trust me, and get those .99 cent soldiers.

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...lots of 'hims and hes' in that answer. What REALLY goes on at those hunting trips??? hmmmm?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Without reading the entire thread, its GOT to be picking up either 1) the stuff s/he left on the coffee table or 2) just going home.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

That was funny. I got one! A very pretty girl was driving down the road going at least 110 mph when she's pulled over by an even prettier cop. 'Let me see your license!' the cop demanded, and the girl dumped all the contents of her bag out on the passenger seat and took out a small mirror, and saw her reflection. 'Here it is!' she proudly exclaimed. The cop took the mirror and stared at it for a while. 'Hey! I didn't know you 'on the job' or I wouldn't have pulled you over! ***No Blonds were harmed in the telling of this joke***~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Its 'bastiges'!!!

I voted 'other'. when you gotta go, you gotta go. My bedroom is about 4 ft from the bathroom and I have 4 sons. I've smelled/heard it ALL, its just a body function and you can't hold that back. Close the door if, I'm still going to get the residual stink unless I'm not there. So when my S/O needs to go, I don't say a word. Thats what its there for!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I can think of 3 reasons: 1. He sold his image and he's a h_e 2. He sold his image and broke up with Cheryl 3. He sold his image and he's staring at me TOO! ...okay..here's another reason..he sold his image and he's trying to get me. Its not about you..its about everyone??? ~~April (*did you even READ the ad? its creepy) (PSS..where the HELL is WaltAppel...did he get banned for LIFE?) Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Ditto..I meant Norm Kent at Rantoul a while back and I remember saying 'Duh...duh..um..hi..duh..duh..' then handing him my card and asking him to view my (then) website. ...then I wobbled away...awestruck. He's a nice guy!

Haven't been in the forums much lately..sorry I missed this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL!!!!!!! I miss you madly...start returning phone calls, you old bat! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Yaaaaaaaaay!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEWWWWWW!! I came in under the wire cause we're on different time zones now, but I didn't miss it! Have a great year, and many many many MANY more!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I LOVED it and if you're looking for accuracy you should look into your own head. Do you go see Spiderman, Ironman, Batman (wait, there's too many MANS in this reference!) but even documentary film shows its' POV. I love the new Indy. I love INDY! ....now..if you don't like the script..go back and look at the shots and editing..Lucas and Speilberg have a formula that works...I don't think Steven should be writing but thats NYU's fault. They turn out techs and not researchers, but, do what you gotta do...its a CU and NYU thang...but... ...if you have to go to the movies to pick a film apart...don't go rEad the credits...Jakes a lot of work~~April PS..yes my name is up there Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

We can cut that even lower if you help me take that tv..I mean...um... or would you rather get on the couch with this guy?? LOL..~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!