aprilcat

You keep pushing the twinkies in posts..are you a Twinkie salesperson? Can you give me a good deal on a box?(never mind I haven't had one in 20 years...make me a deal). Maybe if we had a deal on twinkies, we can have a concesson outside oth e federal employment program. (Pssst..yeah..YOU..eat this and you'll have MAYBE a chance of getting called in)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Yes, but you're crazy, Ivan... (I've been waiting a LONG time to use that line) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Okay...here's mine... A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken lays back on the pillows and lights up a ciggie, exhaling with ease...the egg rips the blankets over to its side and scrunches down for sleep and mumbles: I guess THAT answers THAT question, doesn't it???~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

She KILLS me... and I think she MEANS to. I think she is AWESOME.. She's got all the qualities we aspire to. REAL beauty and strength, and the ability to BE herself. So lets hear it for the GIRL!!!~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm with you on this one. I came to see 'XYZ', so don't try to sell me everything from a Muppet Movie to King Lear. There is no way the industry will stop it already with the previews and commercials since they are making money from them. How do you make it end? I guess wait till the movie is on DVD and take back your power! Blockbuster is only $4 and you can drink beer in front of your telly. My personal rant--people should eat quietly in the theatre!!! There is something spooky about sitting in the dark and hearing paper rattling (potato chips) and chewing that sounds like rats feeding. Just because its dark doesn't mean there should be open mouth chewing EVER. Talking is annoying too. I had a friend who actually called me to tell me what was going on in the film. I said 'WHAT? you're in the theatre NOW???" he said yes and I told him if he gets his a$$ kicked its his own fault. He got off the phone promptly, but we made a game of calling him back and to see if we could 'make it happen'. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Whoops...left out the word 'antibacterial'... ...you're not dying. Trust me on that ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Just thought this one up from the 'black ghosts' thread.... Casper....had to be on Quaaludes. Way to laid back. Spooky...Crackhead. There's no explanation for that hat. The Ghostly Trio...Drunks.. (I'll grow up on Monday)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

There were also the black ghosts in that movie that took away the bad guys. You could argue that they were Satans Angels, but when the 'good guys' died, they saw friendly spirits that looked like relatives and friends. Didn't Casper have a black friend??? Give me another beer and I'll swear to it~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Oh that stuff (ALL the 'ultra' diswashing liquids) will kill ANY bug..I've dropped some on a few New York City cockroaces and they died on the spot (no small feat). I told a friend in Texas to drop some on a Fire ant hill and the ants were all killed. I don't know what in it (friggin' napalm), but it is incredibly bad for the skin. Don't take a shower in it, don't wash your hair in it, and please rinse your puppy off GOOD tonight (hose him!). You don't want him licking himself.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

(you knew I was going to say this:) Oh! That! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Just TELL us, already ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm not going to say how I voted, but I fully expect 'missionary' to win this one. There's a reason why the classics are classic.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I have a few... "You shot my HAIR!!" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...." "THOSE men...wanted to have SEX with me!!!" "HOW shall we fuck off, Oh, Lord?" ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm sorry for your loss ...mr6 loves me, but did Jasime allow herself to be brushed? Or did she removed her hair 'the hard way'? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I think I've found your re-incarnated teacher. But I'm not turning everything upside down to straighten him out...nice thought though; maybe I'll glue him to the ceiling and see how that works.~~april Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I knew YOU'd side with the cat. When you see me showing up at the D.Z. looking like a big white chicken (hopefully you'll have a few drinks under your belt then)...hmmm...nuff said ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I know I've mentioned I have a cat (mr6) that doesn't like to be brushed..but now summer is coming and his behavior is freaking me OUT. He won't let me brush him, and I will get him shaved (that'll fix his a$$), but in the meantime, he's always(well, for the year I've had him) had this habit of grooming himself by licking, then biting off clumps of hair and spitting them where he sits. I've banned him from my bed. Where ever he 'grooms' himself in this fashion looks like a bird exploded (all white fur in patches). I've got snowdrifts behind my desk and I know all that loose hair is going to kill me eventurally (second hand dander) It may just be his own way of doing things, or is he crazy? ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I have never seen anyone eat corn on the cob vertically and if I do, I will start a new thread called 'whats the WEIRDEST thing you've seen with'..um...nevermind..I just hope I never see it ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Whooo hoooo!! We're gonna take OVER!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You smuggle in the ice and I'll smuggle in the tequila. I have NO idea why I ended up there--I never hurt animals and I've certainly never attempted to assasinate anyone. I have an ex-husband so that covers 'wishing someone dead'. We shoulda went to level 2. They are all chilling like they're in Club Med. (THROW DOWN SOME ICEWATER, PLEASE!)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm not sure if you guys are talking about small airports where you can fly in and have a jump at the same spot (like Raeford)..or what's the most unique thing about a regular airport, but I love flying into Denver International, taking the 'circus train' to the main terminal, getting my bags, driving away and seeing that 'circus tent receeding'. Its even fun when I'm on my way home..as the car gets near the BIG TOP I do the 'di-di-diddle-little-lit-dit-dee-di' song and can't stop laughing. What were they THINKING?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

2 pm on ANY given day no matter where I am. In the morning I'm just going with the flow. But hours from 2-6 pm, watch OUT, I'm ready to flesh things out.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Okay...you've HEARD these riddles before, haven't you? don't say you just figured them all out that quick... (be honest!)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Very good. I should have gotten the 'shooting the husband hanging him'... But you didn't answer #6?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I think the 3 consecutive days have something to do with Holy week. The rest, I'll wait to see.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!