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Yeah, ...and f#*$#)@&~ Lucille Roberts and her ghetto-a$$ed gyms too! I had tea and a brownie for breakfast while fighting with their billing department. I'll fix them. I'll show up every stinking day till my contract is out! So there! ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Mel??? Is that YOU????? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

There are two shows I can't miss....COPS (aka: Drunk, Nekkid, & Standin' on Da Roof) and The Apprentice... I want to know what they are drinking (besides Buds) that make people rip off their clothes and stand on the house. Once a guy told the cops his keys 'wudn werk' and the cops told him 'dude, this is not your house' . I saw a woman that looked JUST like my cousin Elaine (another fan) and when I called her and laughed about that..she didn't find it funny. BEST IN SHOW: Mom stabs son; tells the cops she DID it and will do it AGAIN; its revealed Mom and the daughter-in-law are lovers. Yes, I'll be needing chocolate this morning.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I think its cool that someone has actually SEEN it and comments on it. Always nice to have an informed opinion~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Now maybe you'll forgive the inaccuracy of Naked Lunch! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

No offense to your religious beliefs, but Primates have been beating on each other since they could pick ups sticks, most notably, the Australopithicines; it is nothing new, it is the nature of the beast. As a child, I have always wondered why Christ looked 'moderately' wounded on the cross. He just looked like His feelings were hurt (mine would be too). As an adult you realize the brutality and resistance it would take to crucify someone and on that note, I believe its a cinematic duty for Gibson to go to that truth. I understand that you do not like violence in film and for that you should not see it. My belief is that it is just a film. The media is doing nothing but stirring the pot and making a LOT of money for Mel, don't blame him, that's the way the game is played. There are other reasons to watch the film--to examine how Gibson directs, to see details in set designs, costuming, and camera work. I would LIKE to believe that people aren't going to go out and attack Jews because they saw a film. That is a act of ignorance; and just because there are ignorant people in the world, the rest of the world should NOT be deprived of the perspective of an artist. Education is the only combatant of ignorance. I had a conversation with my 16 year old son this morning about the film and I handed him the Bible and said, if you want to know more..look in here and see how YOU see it. I owe it to him to hand him the tools to educate himself and come to his own conclusions. I applaud your decision to avoid the film, but the the media controversy of 'violence and antisemitism' only makes for curiosity and a bigger box office. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

WE BELIEVE in the truth of the Bible, but we believe that it has been tampered with and must be reinterpreted so that mankind will not be snared by the falsehoods that have been added to it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And who gets THIS job? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

http://www.aprilslens.com/Photo_Gallery.html Got to admit, this is my favorite page on her web site. We have several of her prints in our school. Of course my favorite is hanging in our home. A wild guess...is this it?? This is one of my favorites of you and your family. King is just a ham! I may rework this one day to take some of that light off your side, but a lot of people have commented on the 'halo'. I hope you don't mind me sharing and if that's not the one, I want to know what IS!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Hmmm...I know about POTATO..but we've always called him 'the big Cheese', or 'Oh, the Power of Cheese' casually. Tony's fun! Kate, WHY-OH-WHY did you wear THAT to the IRS office? I would have started crying MYSELF. I hope LadyX is okay though I don't see how she kept herself from fainting. Katie, thanks for the kind words about my site. I've got a picture of Kate and Kip there (its kinda small) but I love that pic. Kate is calm and Kip isn't messing around . I miss you guys and trust me...you'll be seeing me again . OH..have you seen Ken Aites (sp) around? Tell him I said HEYA! I'll give out the rest of the hellos I have when I return. Blue skies~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Kate, I can SOOOoooo see you taking the pills from LadyX and braving that cane. You're a good person. Some would have just sat in horror or at best call Security. Glad you got your problem solved too. Can you come help me with MY taxes? I'll buy you a beer. Smiles and blues skies~~April (say hi to the Cheese!) Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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How do you get the kid to take it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stick it in a Twinkie! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why is it always kids? I was hungover after July 4th weekend in Chicago and we were caught on the tarmac for 3 hours cause of thunderstorms. I had the pleasure of sitting next to 2 teenaged brothers...around 13 & 15 y/o. WE had the misfortune of sitting 3 rows behind 1st class and we could see all the comforts they were allowed. Yeah, okay. I don't want to sit with MY kids for 3 hours so you know I'm gonna mess with yours! The boys were bored, so when they had to go to the bathroom I suggested they use the 1st class bathroom, since it was closer. 1st Class got wine, we got the beverage cart that started from the back row and we couldn't use the bathrooms back there, so a line started towards first class. The stewardess gave out ONE of those funky little bags of pretzles and I stopped her and pointed at these growing boys and said: you've GOT to be kidding. Feed them or they will kill us ALL. One of 'my' kids got sick and I made sure he got to the front of the line...everyone in 1st class WISHED they were in the back row after that. Maybe I shouldn't be writing this. Is this about OUR bad experiences on flights or the ones we cause because we were bored?? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Lets see: Tangerines=Christmas Eggwhites=fainting spells (I was a weird kid that grew to be a weird adult) Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Okay..I read it. You forgot your shoe size. Please give it to us so we can rest this. Thank you! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Before I read this I'm going to cry. Don't try to stop me. I'm just gong to freaking CRY! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

NICE HAT!!! How many of those do you have???~~ April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Yeah..you really started something THERE.... I know it as 'eeny-beanie, gypsalini, hatchi-katchi Liberace, I love you, give me peach, give me plumb..give me sticks of bubble gum....'etc. High Fashion indeed!! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I thought Fairies were better..don't they give you wishes?? What DO pixies do except get up your nose?~~April HI, Jack! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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This is the post that never ends...it just goes on and on my friend...some people started posting here not knowing what it was...and they'll keep posting here forever just because this is the post that never ends...it just goes on and on... Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I wanted to be a bird too! instead: "What Muppet are you?" - Results: You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny. FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Brk! Brk! Brk!" HOBBIES: Kokin' der yummee-yummers FAVORITE MOVIE: "Wild Strawberries...and Creme" LAST BOOK READ: "Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'" QUOTE: "Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk yubetcha!" How much beer do I have to have to speak that language and be understood?? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Hmmmm...whats with that stool and bright light??? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I have to agree with Weege on the 'pressure' issue. There is NO reason to fake an orgasm if the goal is to show pleasure has been given. Orgasm is not a 'given'..its a treat for a woman, and THATS what makes it special. Faking just creates the feeling of failure for both partners. For the friend (in the beginning of the thread) that said women fake all the time--tell her to speak for herself! Men shouldn't feel if they don't 'provide' an orgasm every time they have failed. Pressure. And women should KNOW better than pretend that we are orgasmic sexpots. Pressure. You can have great sex without the oscar-winning performance. Just be true to the moment and enjoy each other. READ TANTRA...removes the need for anyone to fake ANYTHING. Be nice...and no spitting (that was hilarious)!!!~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Speaking of vermin, have you ever taken a GOOD look at a lobster?? I've seen his cousin scurry behind the sink once or twice and never had I thought to get butter & garlic and...and... Thank goodness its too early for breakfast ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I've done tandems and convince my friends to travel with me to do them too. The guys in our group never said a WORD about having a guy strapped to their asses and they are straight, macho... Tandem Masters are WAY to busy to swoon over your friends hairy asses. They have to worry about their performance, their equipment, as well as the mental state of their passenger. Some people get up there and panic and start fighting, which puts everyone in danger. I've seen people land and get cursed OUT for doing something dangerous and told they will NEVER be flown again. Tell your friends to go AFF or SL and see what their excuse will be then. They will probably bitch about the time it takes. I say they are chicken, and if they are, stop asking. They must have SUCKED on the playground.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!