aprilcat

I'm looking at these photos and I'm wondering if this is the same man. At WFFC 2004, I'm driving a golf cart 9 hours a day in various stages of hangover sickness. This big guy with an accent WAVES me down and frantically gets in (I was on my way back to the landing sites), shoving himself all over the front seat like he was a cop and said 'I need to go THAT way'..pointing behind me and round some booth alleys. Great. No problem. I do a broken U-turn...waiting for some walkers to get by..get back on the little teeny dirt road..go 5 feet and he yells 'RIGHT HERE! THANKS!' and he jumps out laughing. He laughed at me every time he saw me after that. I was totally 'punked' when he did it, but it was funny as hell. Outside of Sunny's abuse of the cart drivers, I will never forget that prank that ruddy man played on me. And I do believe it was Lee. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For those who are having problems with paypal or the reason behind donating for either the Parachuist tribute, think of the funeral costs--that can bankrupt his company. Please reconsider and give whatever you can. Funerals are outrageously expensive. I don't have much but I'm going to donate in the morning, please let it go towards the funeral expenses. (I'm sure there is a Victims Compensation Fund in their city that will help too, but we have to be prepared to chip in for one of our own). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To those who are taking care of Brandy, there's surely a seat on the bus to heaven for you. You really are wonderful people and it gives me hope that a few of you will have at least a kind thought of me when I go. You're good folk. This shouldn't happen to anyone EVER and its good that you care enough to take care of her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For those who want to jump the perp(s) in court, we don't need you locked up for life. You're a skydiver, not a jailbird. There is no freedom in jail and it wouldn't be taken kindly by the Judge if there were mayhem in his/her courtroom. In other words, don't take the perp's place. Court Officers have guns and no sense of 'outside' jutice nor humor. And it would be premeditated if anyone comes back and reads these threads. Be smart. Be calm. Trust the system. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For Shrek: You were loved. Its so obvious, I'm sure you knew it while you were here. Rest in peace. For Brandy You ARE loved. Its so obvious. Lean on your friends and try to let your heart rest on that for now.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Thats very appropriate. He has touched a lot of people through his honesty, humor, and caring. RIP Lee... HUGS to Brandy and their family Condolences to all who have lost a friend.~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I sense some discrimination afoot. I'm 5'11" and that site won't TALK to me. Hmmmp! They can go elf themselves!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

DAMN! i remember when it was like that here; it was sure great. Today's high was -17. You need to leave wherever you are. I have a suggestion! Lets all go visit Kbordson and get reeeeeeeeeal sick while we're there noBODY can accuse her of having too much time on her hands then. I'm sure we'll be fine (wait..is she the Vet???) I think she's cooler than Ice. I wish MY doc would have a secret Pirate Life...Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarh~~April PS..next visit I'll show him our hangout..he has to go to the Jogging Jerks gang..LOL Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Tell her that the sweetest thing Aunti April has read all day and lkdkl;lkeeklnmnoeellz,cpwiele!! :X:X:X:X::X back to her! Happy Holidays!! Yeas, I mispelled 'AuntiE'..but its okay..I'm sure sure drooled in the gravy so we can call it even~~Cheers!!!April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

They don't get it..of course they don't..you have to chant "Go, Jahn, get it get it' and pump your arms up while he is dancing. Puts it all in context! I recognized that person in the blue wig..that was the boy crying 'Leave Britney ALONE'..heeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaack and he can STAY in Germany! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You belong in Federal Prison~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

.I will be the Guy hiding behind Big Steve going "Yea!! Dats Right, What he said!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You got THAT right...thats where I would stand and thats what I would say and DARE anyone to step up. Say hello to him for me!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

How many guys want a short, overweight, butt ass ugly woman with no teeth and a non-sexual no fun attitude, with no boobs? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..and how many women want the male equivalent of that? That said...I'll reiterate...leading with your boobs at a bar is a clear message. HUGGING people is not the same thing. Who hugs their kids in a bar? When I'm hugging someone I'm aware I have breasts and based on the intensity of how much I missed you, you're going to feel boobage. But walking up to a guy in a bar and claiming that I think I know him, while putting my boob weight on him (arm..shoulder..back of neck...RIGHT under his nose (I'm tall)..I know what I'm doing and actions speak louder than 'you look JUST like my cousin'. I'm still interested in how he handled the move she busted, Unless he was there with a large group of friends, or worse yet a DATE who just went to the bathroom I don't see why the question is even on the table. But then again.... 'she' was too old..her boobs were noticed..then what happened? Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

LOL..don't say 'dead' to him..he's sensitive about that kinda thing~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

At first I thought they were separate, but then I realized it is all one piece, (at least for the dark-colored one). Probably the only way they would stay up. So what they really are is panties with pant legs. That lay really low on the bum. So instead of having a lady wandering around in panties, you have a lady wandering around in panties that have pant legs attached - that lay really low on the bum. Hmmm ... panties that have plumbers butt. Sounds really sexy .... Cut the models some slack (groan)..in the last picture..she is on her phone in the subway...trying VERY hard to make it to *ahem* work on time..luckily, there will be a pole on the train when it arrives, so she's always prepared! And..I didn't see Ernie (or Bert) getting any action..but that woman in the little ad next on the right ("We're Listening") looks TOO much like me for my own comfort. The ones on the left looks nothing like me..which is more of a comfort. I like food!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I threw water out the window on unsuspecting passersby...there. I said it!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Open their profile..the options are at the bottom.

Screw it..I logged out somewhere around 9m. I couldn't win a decent fight so I gave up and decided to have 'training day' Train/crimes and prison breaks only. And I'm trying to keep my awakes for effective training, which means I'm moving slow. I'm sick of beating on te same people then they run to outer posts..so I guess I'll just train You know what MAY be fun..and it will take a lot of coordination...Sky Pirates, Asleep at the Wheel AND Atli Thieves figure out how to get a triple gang mug . Time to do the dip/dig and more training and crime. I thing I'll need my slots for daytime insteadof the midnight hour. I just don't want ot fight tonight because I'm losing. There should be 'send flowers' slots to make your gangmates feel better. When I first started, a guy (administrator?) just hauled off and sent me a drink of rum. I was no worse off for it, but do YOU guys have a bottle of rum in some port that you can send drinks and is that a general hello? So much to learn and work out!!! Fun fun!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

No..HE ensured he didn't get a damned thing. Unless a woman is related to you..and yes, I'm addressing you personal, MrRocket, if she leaned on you in a nightclub with her boobs pressing against you, would you think it harmless? You being a married man wouldshould respond with caution. A single man should understand this was a very bold come on and of course she knew the power of approaching a man, talking to him..THEN pressing her breasts upon his person. I hope he bought her a drink and talked to her instead of being scared of her (???) age.

like I said, she was a little too old for me.. Not too bad looking though. ( & nice boobs) She had been sitting over at a table w/ some friends a few feet away from me for some time before she approached me. Okay..so continue with the story.. Did you invite her to sit down and buy her a drink or did you send her back to her friends with 'No, I'm not your cousin, I don't even KNOW anyone by that last name..and I've never been to Utah' line? How 'old' is old? 30? 40? 50? 60? You were distracted by her boobs so did you even see her face upclose? (don't try to tell us yes, we won't believe you! You were hypnotized by the boobies!) So did you buy her a drink?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

In a bar? Randomly walking up to him? "You look like my cousin?" Methinks that's an attempt to start a conversation, aka a "non-line" line. She knew. Ding!! The only way that can be misinterpreted is if it was High Mass and she was a nun oh wait..and IN the church!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

See? I didn't remember that you couldn't mug in the docks. I saw all that money after I got out. Wait for it...waaaait for it.... Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! There should be 'hunting day' were they just let everyone in the loading dock for an hour. That would be sooooooooo much fun!! But cheer up, Woody, people don't wise up much when they get to other ports and still leave money laying around.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Left hand side of the screen where you have options...'Search'...then go to MONEY and put in a good figure..like $4M..you'll see who in your port has $4M or more laying around...open up some profiles IN A NEW WINDOW (left click their name) and choose a few..then MUG and hit F5 till it stops feeling good (or you run out of nerve)..BANK IMMEDIATELY.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I could stomp him into the ground! He's low on everything..energy..awakes...but I can't...cause we're ALLIES. If you're in Alti Thieves remind him of that and he'll leave you alone (and maybe send you some $$ and points for the trouble he's given you)...I gotta check the gang list. There are new names and some I don't recognize... Sucks though..he's probably the only person I CAN beat today! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

If you're level 2...do searches of the loading docks and rob EVERYBODY you see. Once you leave the docks you can't get back in and thats where money is just laying around Oh..well..you know about money laying around, right? I'm telling you, you're going to miss that money when you leave. Rob them and bank them that next second!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm thinking DOG too. My dog Niles isn't big..but he's not letting anyone get in here without a fight. If you don't live here, heaven forbid you're sneaking around outside the door. He's on the job. You can get a cute little dog with sharp little cute teeth that loves you and will protect you! Not saying your dog has to lay his life down, he may never have to, dogs are a hinderence to creeps! Be safe!!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[RED][B]DING DING DING!![/RED][/B] "C'moNNNNNNN dowNNNNNNNN" (think Bob Barker) Isn't the same to be said of compulsive cleaners? I agree..sticky floors are nasty and heaven forbid you go in the bathroom and think you've just woken up in a bus stop, but it was nice that they offered anything and you can just say 'no thank you, I'm fine' and if you ARE thirsty or hungry get the clock going to leave (if one is that grossed out) to get your refreshments. I don't think there's a happy medium. I get scared when I don't see any type of papers in a living space. Who's selling all these little chotskies (sp) that people buy and who's dusting them? My best friend is the cleanest person on the planet..I'd like to marry him off to my cousin who is the 2nd cleanest person on the planet, just to get my kicks watching them lose their minds over the new trend of 'cleaning green' and kill each other or something, and leave the world the Oscar Madisons who are relatively happy, but need a little Merry Maid Money or more time. My WORST experience in someone's home: going to a party and watch the host knock over a guest's wine, staining the carpet and blaming the guest for putting the glass where instructed THEN telling his wife 'see, thats what I meant about inviting ANYONE'. They were models and had a totally 'beige' condo and at the time of the alleged spillage, he got bored and started taking pictures of her, boring the rest of us till the wine spilled. I've never seen so many people turned off at the same time. Then there's the smoking issue. I smoke in my house,but not in every room (the bathroom is OUT..wanna piss me off? smoke in my bathroom and stink up my towels!). But I won't smoke if you bring a kid here, and I wouldn't smoke in YOUR house unless its okay. I don't see the 'medium'. You can come in my apartment and spill something, I have a mop and paper towels and baking soda. But if I come to your house and something spills, I don't want to be in a lineup! (lost my train of thought..I guess its under the pile of clothes on the chair)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I've actually wondered that!!! And for the record..avoid the freezer and the olives and just GET to the headache! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

"I heard Aprilcat tried to hook him up with a list of runners THIS LONG, but he's not out here. Whats up with that???" Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!