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because it seems like you'll defend anything with 2 blind eyes. Oh so not true dear levin, there are many things which I attack. But thanks for letting me know why I have such trouble typing, damn blindness! And damn that doctor who said these goofy looking glasses would cure it! But seriously, Mikey is a great guy (Mike, I apologize if my support makes people hate you, but methinks such people are simply irrational). Never go to a DZ strip show.

I'd post a poll asking if I should be banned forever but for some odd reason I can't access "the bonfire". Maybe it's a bug. I'm sure I'd lose anyway... "No one knows what it's like to be bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes..." Never go to a DZ strip show.

That's because Mike rocks Why should I bother defending Mikey when Sheena does it so eloquently? But yeah, I second that, Mike rocks! Never go to a DZ strip show.

Holy shite, we agree on something. Never go to a DZ strip show.

Hmm, what have I stolen? Never go to a DZ strip show.

Karma Kris? You think it's Karma to badmouth/not recognize the place where multiple people who are not even close to ownership work and play? Do you really think those people (tandem instructors, AFFIs, coaches, packers, funjumpers, etc) have done wrong? If so, how? Are they not teaching future skydivers, are they not helping to insure that those future skydivers have a wonderful experience? Karma is in the eye of the beholder. Never go to a DZ strip show.

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To whom it may concern: I am writing to inform you of an error in your dropzone locator. Oddly enough, I reside at the closest dropzone to me. Even more strange is the fact that your locator would send me to 6 other dropzones before mine and would seem to imply that mine does not exist. I'm sure that this was merely an oversight on your part, despite the fact that my dropzone is located in the continental US, is listed in your dropzone locator, and you have been informed of the coordinates according to my trusted rigger/S&TA, Mike Gruwell. If you happen to have misplaced those coordinates, you can simply refer to those used by "Skydive the Farm", which is actually not "located" at Cornelius-Moore Field, but simply uses the airstrip for departure. Thanks for your time and appreciation, I expect to see this error resolved shortly. Sincerely, Benjamin T Morson I have a sneaking suspicion that it may not be simply an oversight. If the operators of this sight have something against the owners/establishment known as ASC, I would simply ask that they not allow this beef to negatively affect skydivers. Please allow them to come enjoy a 7 day a week dropzone which is currently home to a twin-otter, pilatus porter, king air and cessna 205. According to the locator, the Farm is the closest DZ, how many loads did they fly this past weekend? Anybody? We flew 18 Sunday alone... Never go to a DZ strip show.

Funny, I'm sure you didn't mean to make this point, but maybe this is what the school district intended to avoid... However, history does tend to repeat itself when it is not learned, however, the article did not say the school district did not teach the story of the religious persecution the pilgrims suffered, merely that present day students wouldn't be allowed to publicly declare their thanks for their god. I know christians consider it persecution to not be able to publicly display their faith, but in terms of public school systems, we really don't want public displays of all that much, and I'd think you'd agree. Never go to a DZ strip show.

I just can't believe you silly f@ckers here didn't realize that this article was a parody, from a parody news website, [url"http://www.theonion.com"]the onion[/url]. But I guess, that's just because you foreigners have a inferiority (superiority?) complex Never go to a DZ strip show.

Just to clarify, when you call skyride, you don't get ASC, you get a reservation sevice... ASC is a dropzone, not a reservation service. Many people seem to have the two confused. Although some of the players may be similar, the two are not the same. Many of the people who jump and/or work at ASC have no clue who even works at skyride. Once again, ASC=kick ass DZ, skyride-equals nationwide res. svc offering skydives, balloon rides, etc... Never go to a DZ strip show.

although drunkenness is an afterthought, i'd still prefer to be doing other things... Never go to a DZ strip show.

Boogie? Hmm, new addition y'all? Never go to a DZ strip show.

So let me get this straight, if you ran a business say, selling hotdogs, and someone called you because they wanted a hotdog. Would you tell them, "man, I personally feel that our hotdogs are the best, but you live so far away, there are some other hotdog places that may be just a bit closer to you"? Nope, you're in business, you're not going to send them to a competitor when it is you that they called after all. Expecting skyride to do any different is bullshit. Never go to a DZ strip show.

rules, laws, there is a difference. I believe the rules would call for Delay to step down from his leadership position, not to actually give up his seat in congress. I'd say the reason the rule is in place to begin with is to protect the structure of power within congress in case the indicted are actually convicted but that is merely speculation. In any case, what might Delay be indicted for? Never go to a DZ strip show.

I don't really think lying is a silly law nor do I think he was merely indicted. Clinton was impeached for something he did while in office. Well, impeachment is essentially and indictment of the president. And Clinton, as per the rules of impeachment, was not convicted. This however, is irrelevant. I was not calling perjury a silly law, merely questioning Jimbo's supposition that the congressional rule change was in order to insulate themselves from "silly" laws. What is it that Delay might be indicted for anyway? Never go to a DZ strip show.

Marketing, yes, another word for it advertising. Getting the word out, whether it be throught websites or billboards or whatever. Yeah, more people should now about skydiving and places they might contact if they were interested in doing so. Is ASC a cult? Well, they did make me bow to the golden drogue.... Hah, seriously. have you ever been to ASC? If not, come on down, I'm sure that most fun jumpers would be suprised to find that it's not a bunch of storm troopers marching to Darth's orders but rather a place where some very good skydivers (and some on their way to being very good) call home. Those of us who are there on a daily basis love fun jumpers, and while the tandem mill aspect keeps us alive, it also provides us and them with the only 7 day a week dropzone within what is about a 300 mile radius of the city of atlanta. Not too shabby if you ask me. Never go to a DZ strip show.

Hmm, wonder how Jimbo would see it if it were Clinton insulating himself from "silly" laws and politically motivated "independent" counsels? Never go to a DZ strip show.

Seems to me that all y'all who have your panties in a wad over skyride need to have a talk with your dzo's. Tell em your really freakin jealous of these people who can have a seven day a week dropzone with twin - otter loads all the time and where it's no big deal for a jumper to do around 250 jumps in his first year on a packer's salary. Then tell em that you can do that too with one simple little thing, marketing. Never go to a DZ strip show.

By that do you mean with the wearing gay looking tight suits? Hah, I mean, for me it was a combination of things. I watched tons of videos before I started AFF, it was freeflying which simply looked the most fun to me. In addition, there was a ready pool of top notch people at my dz to learn from (but then again there are a lot of badass belly fliers too). The other two deciding factors are that I have to work a lot harder to go very fast on my belly (my normal relaxed arch is about 105-110 mph) and I'm learning to fly my body on every axis. Call me a clown.

i personally find tool to be the most degrading term for a penis there is. a girl referred to mine as a tool one time and had i not been in the process of putting it in her i probably would have gone off, but vaginas have strange effects on men's minds. Never go to a DZ strip show.

surely ye jest Never go to a DZ strip show.

for some reason i didn't really think masterbating to them counted as "doing" the mother-daughter combo Never go to a DZ strip show.

I think we'll see 7 straight minimum before he's defeated in the tour. His training is second to none and he just picked up solid financial support for the future. He's quite possibly the only thing from texas which i like. Never go to a DZ strip show.

Go figure Never go to a DZ strip show.