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Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant. There you go dude. There's your quick fix to your situation. You don't have to pack every weekend. Just make sure you get most of the tandem rigs packed. That'll get you more dinero. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Yikes, no comment on my part. Let the flames begin! How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Boy, I'm gonna need a glass of water with that one sabre dude. That was dry. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said,: "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said,: "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said,: "You were homesick." How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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I'm sure you can find some kind of happy medium dude. Like others have said, you may regret it if you sell your gear. If it really comes down to crunch time and you're starving and can't pay your bills, then by all means do what you have to do to survive. However, you should calculate all your fees and costs now so you can pretty much get an idea of how much capital you have to cough up. How much are closing costs? Any Down payment? Is there PMI involved? yada yada yada. More importantly, banks won't fund you if you don't fit their bill so I'd find out how much cash in hand I need before I start selling the farm if I were you. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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There are way too many variables for this mix folks. Who the heck cares? You're totally neglecting the one mere blessing. It's called the gift of life. Some women can't even give birth. I know a young couple that got married at 18, ran away from home and settled in a different state with $30 in their pocket. A few months later they had a child. 8 years later, the guy is a successful LAN analyst and the woman is an RN. They both make a six figure salary and have college degrees. Their child is raised well and spoiled rotten. Gift of life people.....we should remember that everytime we wake up alive. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swa! p partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. ''Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow...." ''No problem, he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!" How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Man, how long did that take you to get over it? Sounds like you really wish you could fly without a parachute. They basically have. However, it's still in the back of my mind. What bothers me is that I still remember them so vividly that I became neurotic about checking my equipment and other people's equipment. I give people pin checks and reserve pin checks, harness checks without their consent. I just turn their bodies around for them. I'm turning into a freak. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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That's what the forums for dude....spill your guts out. hehehehehe How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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You've got those long story type of dreams. Unless, we all do and you have more of a memory retention rate than most of us. That sounds cool man. I can only remember a few seconds of my dreams. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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These dreams did start dwindling as I became more active in jumping. I hope they stay away eventually.... How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Dude, I do that everyday, it doesn't help. You have to pull more than once. Oh wait, you're talking about skydiving....nevermind. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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Congratulations to you. I've been off the wagon for 5 years now and I used to smoke 2 packs a day. The key thing is that "you have to want to quit" and not because you have to. Another trick was I stayed away from smokers for 6 months after that, it was smooth sailing. Keep up the progress RevJim! How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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I've been having these dreams lately, after I throw out my pilot chute, my lines seem to extend for hundreds of feet while I'm still freefalling. I finally get a full square, full inflation and sit vertical at about 5 feet above ground. I land hard but I'm okay. I also keep having dreams when my canopy opens and I'm about to do control checks, I fall out of my harness and freefall down without a chute. I'm so f*ckin' petrified I wake up from the dream before I'm about to hit the ground in that nightmare. I hate these f*ckin' dreams. They really make me f*ckin' paranoid and I become real anal about checking and re-checking my equipment. From 10,000 ft to 13,500 and right before I exit, I do a quadruple check of my chest straps, leg straps and handles. I think I'm becoming f*ckin' neurotic because of these dreams. Does anyone else have any nightmares similar to this? How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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I think it's the other way around sabre guy. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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instead of a rubber ducky. http://www.superkatnyc.com/snakebath.jpg How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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What to do when someone interrupts your train of thought....
NicoNYC replied to NicoNYC's topic in The Bonfire
Take it out on the turtle guy. I didn't interrupt your train of thought. I probably got your creative juices flowing. Besides, I'm way too quick and smart to be standing within anyone's arm length. Blue skies! How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
What to do when someone interrupts your train of thought....
NicoNYC replied to NicoNYC's topic in The Bonfire
Depends which state in the US you're referring to. If that were to happen here in manhattan, Old gorilla guy in the suit, making about six figures a month, would sue that guy for emotional damage and win the case. However, since it's documented on video, they'd probably settle out of court and they'd both forget about the whole thing. In NY, anyone would rather settle for a few thousand bucks up front than to spend 5 or 6 years waiting for a trial that you won't even have a strong case for and not end up winning a penny. You'd be surprised what you can get away with here in NY with a lot of money and a good lawyer. How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
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NicoNYC replied to NicoNYC's topic in The Bonfire
my thoughts exactly. I thought they usually would pull out a white glove and slap you with it. Maybe their taking their customs to a new level. That was a great short jab by the way. Common sense would tell me, regardless of how much older the guy was, I would stay away from a bigger dude with a longer arm reach. You barely saw the polite, well dressed gentleman's arm coil back or even strike the guy. It was basically effortless. Now that's what you call a "sweet spot". How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
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NicoNYC replied to NicoNYC's topic in The Bonfire
hahahahahaha I just noticed when I watched it again, when the poor sucker that kissed the pavement got up, he saluted the kind gentleman in the monkey suit. I'm thinking he may be military personnel. How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
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I'm wondering who the dude that layed the smack down is. Seems like he's a politician of some sort. I like how he instantly changes his pattern and greets the next well dressed character on the street. How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
What to do when someone interrupts your train of thought....
NicoNYC replied to NicoNYC's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.patched-minds.de/Stuff/Videos/kiez.mpeg This is why you should always wait for someone to at least finish getting their point across first. Enjoy and have a great weekend. How many hits of adrenaline can you take? -
who you callin' sissy? I'm not the one hiding behind a light saber. DOH! How many hits of adrenaline can you take?
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shoot. that sux dude. I hate being a re-poster. you should have PM'd me. I could have deleted the post. How many hits of adrenaline can you take?