Pluto

The best advice is to talk to your instructors at the home DZ. They will know you better and be able to help you out the best.

Most DZ's have a 220-250 pound limit. This varies from each DZ.

Isn't nice weather and Ohio an oxymoron?

What, are you saying being liquored up and operating heavy machinery has something to do with death?

HAH! Pretty funny.

The orgasm one was funny. Liked New Zealand the best.

HA! I failed miserably at the jailbate one. Guess I need to start checking ID on my dates. Funny sites Rob.

Uranus? Well I have been referred to as an ass quite frequently. We'll see how it plays out.

So I just got back from lunch with one of the regulars here, Tuna. During the meal he tells me one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. He was jogging today and a wild dog (didn't say what breed) came out of the woods and chased him. Rob jumps up on a garbage dumpster to get away. Apparantly this dog was violent. He sits there for 20 minutes while the dog continues to try and get on top of the dumpster. So what does Rob do? He shoots it. I thought he was kidding at first. He actually shot this dog. So make sure you call the Humane Society and rag him for it. He said he called the police to clear him of any wrong doing. Still funny shit.

Depends on which lady you ask. Some say I am heavenly and others say I'm a dog. We'll let you decide.

FNG here. Usually hate forums but a friend told me this was a kick ass site. Stay busy at the job so have little time to jump but do when I can. Nice meeting you guys and blue skies to all.

Oh yeah Tuna is just a coward. He is the biggest pushover. Let's all go beat him down tonight after we get liquored up.