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  1. BigWaveDave
    Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when the prince awakened Snow White? A: “I guess it’s back to jerking off.” “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass. When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?” The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.” So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.” “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth,” replies the drunk. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? A: The position of the dirtbag... If anyone here rides, then I didn't mean that joke. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    I was still blowing a .05 when I woke up that morning, so yeah, I'd say I was pretty wasted... But damn that was a good night. Debauchery, fornication, nakedness....my kind of party! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Is that you Paige? If so, then....that was my breathalyzer! I hope you didn't give it to anyone with visible coldsores, or syphillis of the ass! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Looks like you have some sort of spyware (?) on your computer. There are free programs out there that will take care of that for you. You get those put on your computer when you visit 'less than reputable' sites. Not that I would know anything about that.... “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    There's a lesson to be learned here. Don't f*ck with the fatties, especially if they outweigh you two to one. I guess he bit off more than he could chew! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Independence Day “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    5th Element. Mila Jovevic (sp?) is smokin'! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    I read your original reply before you changed it. I watch a lot of movies too, and am the best at this game. Original reply before I changed it? Where did I edit my posts? Which post are you even talking about? “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    You have to be cheating cause you know every single quote.... Not all...There are many I haven't gotten. That Godzilla quote was one in particular that had me stumped. Don't be playa hatin' yo. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Demolition Man “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Raising Arizona! Classic... “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Mmmmm...Passenger 37 (prequel to Passenger 57?) What about mine? no one knows? Nope! Always bet on black would be a quote from that one. 37! In a row? This should help: It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination CLERKS!!!! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    "Do you like Gladiator movies? " "You ever seen a grown man naked?" “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Better Off Dead The Jerk. Actually, both are from Better Off Dead. The Jerk was a good guess though. "The Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey!!!" “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you *handle* it. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Young Frankenstein (sp) “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Guess this one (two quotes - same movie) This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Sixteen Candles or Pretty In Pink, I forget which one “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    High Fidelity “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Actually, it was a good movie. I was surprised I liked it. Although, the part where she pisses herself is a little odd... “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    You're lobbing softballs Rush Hour II “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh
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    Another one... My bitch better have my money. through rain, sleet or snow. My whore better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. 'Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh