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US airports will be using a new machine for checking people boarding the aircraft. This will start on 1st February 2004. Click on URL below and drag your mouse over the picture to see an example of how the device functions. A few positions are still open for scanner operators. Tom Ridge US Homeland Security http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf __________________________________________________________________ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

It is A CHIA-PET! ----------------------------- watch it! That's my girl you're insulting And TOTALLY agree with the fact that, whereas before, people kept themselves to themselves, It seems as if evryone wants to tell everyone these people have always existed, but we previously didn't know who they were! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Crikey! AI go off for a couple o days, come back to check my recent poll... and waht happens..... GONE Anyway, for those interested parties, here's a fling fuck! http://www.xenith.net/current/poem10.shtml /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

RESPECT! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Well said mate! Let me try to justify the post 1. I am a 'Newbie' 2. It did get some laughs from folk who had not seen it before 3. I really don't have the time to search through all posted messages to check if th epost has been previously posted 4. There are a lot of folk who joined the forums AFTER whoever it was who posted it first, posted it (phew) Damn, I'll never be 'cool' /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

obviously not seen by many though, IT's a joke you know! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

The following is an update on the implementation of the English language as the official language of the European Community. "You will be pleased to know that The European Commission has just announced an agreement, whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgraceful, and it should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! And zen ve vil tak over ze vorld!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

I use reason V2.5 on mac G4, Cubase VST V5, ReBirth V2, Re Wire. I use Final Cut pro fro digi video work I write tunes but not specifically for skydiving, but, if anyone wants some tunes put to their film, I'd be more than glad to help. (learnin experience see) drop me a PM if you like /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Kinda takes the emphasis away from her nose. (For those who don't know, Daniella westbrook, D-list UK celeb, lost septum through snortin too much charlie) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

just here!

It seems they want to pay me more since I joined this forum, so for anyone who's skulking in the background, I suggest you signup immediately! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

A rainy Glasgow morning and I get a call from my boss, I think, shit! what have I done, I slowly walk down to the office expecting the worst then..... She tells me that I'm being awarded..... a FIVE PERCENT PAYRISE!!! EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY That's just made my fucking day that has. anyone else get one??? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

go buy yourself a mac my friend.... virii - No fuckin problem! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Could someone inform me of date/ location of aforementioned meeting? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

http://weather.boston.com/?code=EGPF A virtual skydive perhaps/ What would YOU have? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

me knows, that's why I mentioned that it had just came back to me, my short term memory is fine, it's the bits at the back of my head that I've forgotten /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Idea...... Give the Sewing machine to your mum, she will be so happy that you bought it FOR HER, that she will probably make you anything you like! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

ahoy ther ME hearties /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

smack MY bitch up /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

"swallow MY C erm....erm...erm.... MUM /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Near Farringdon Road, close to Guardian Newspaper and the City, Hyde park is a bit away, try Al's bar and Diner at Farringdon Road / Clerkenwell Road.. excellent nosh and good beers /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

How'd ya make a clicky... I'm LAZEEEEE /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

still makes me chuckle, for those who've not seen it... enjoy http://www.nwaonline.net/pdfarchive/2000/May/26/5-26-00%20C6.pdf Further to that... He did make his OWN canopy... SUBJECT: RE: Crew may faces charges after plane hijacker`s body found The people who made the bedsheets the guy used > to make his own parachute (no warning saying "WARNING: The use of this > product to make your own parachute could result in serious injury and/or > death.) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

mine is .. "your'e just a scab on a rats c@@k" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him

Think I may go all brown, keep it as a winter suit as this time of year it's always F@@@@@ing raining /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ Do I see you laughin? My doggy he don't like people laughin Gets to figurin, they're laughin at him