A recently deceased jumper is met by Peter at the gates of heaven. Peter says, "wait here, God wants to have a word with you...."
The jumper waits when along comes Miles Daisher strolling by. "Holy Shit, Miles, what happened to you....how did you die?..."
Peter says, that's not Miles, that's God. He just thinks he's Miles Daisher.
Nice article....congratulations on your record. Nick K