SkydivingNurse

He's awesome. (((((VIBES)))))

Damn, the biggest capacitor I ever saw was only rated in microfarads. That's seriously cool stuff.

what's the farad rating on that thing? I still remember the fun I had chasing the other EM's on my ship around with a charged picofarad capacitor.

He's an OT level six billion $cientosmologist, he could fly if he wanted to. Elrod Flubbard says so.

Turn him in, give the money to charity, no publicity. Like some of the other posters, I would have a big of fun with him first. Can't kill him, but it sure would be fun releasing a video of him being hosed down with pig reproductive fluids while the opening song from ghost in the shell plays in the background.

I still love that part where he's doing that barrel roll thing.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder... Here's wishing for a safe and speedy return

Even though I don't partake of the ganja anymore, that seems plenty enough for a bowl. Pin joints never did squat for me.

I envy you, sir. I wish I had it in me to be a sniper for the military, you guys are amazing.

Unions are more like organized crime.

Pure evil, and way too much fun

Wow, beautiful snake. Glad to hear she's eating again.

Pure, 100%, genius. Some people say there are no more heroes left in this world. I think this guy qualifies.

I'm AB Positive. I got lucky, I can take blood from anyone (hope I never need to, though)

Ask your doctor about having an MRA scan (magnetic resonance angiography). They use a contrast agent and are much more specific for blood vessels. I get cluster headaches, but I've never felt the level of pain you describe. I hope you get rid of those damn headaches.

I've only jumped a 182 once and that's how it was for me. Hands on the strut.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/392/1566/ At 11% alcohol, you sure do become one...

Fizzy yellow pisswater. Not to brag (too much), but here's the list of beers currently in my fridge: Victory~Golden Monkey, Lager, Prima Pils, HopDevil(2), St Boisterous, St Victorious (2), Storm King Stout. DogfishHead~Aprihop, Au Courrant, Midas Touch, Pangaea. Great Lakes Brewing Company~Holy Moses (2), Christmas Ale (2), Anniversary Ale. Anderson Valley Brewing Co~Winter Solstice, Poleeko Gold Pale Ale. Rogue Brewing Co~Arrogant Bastard (3) And about twenty other quality craft and micro brews

I just got back from my local watering hole. Or is that beer-ing hole. whatever. I was dri9nking trappist ales all night. I love you guys.

I wish I could say that I initially enlisted for some great, meaningful, patriotic reason. I joined to get the hell out of my town. People from my neck of the woods are strange, if they're born here, they tend to die here. Nobody goes anywhere or does anything. So went to the recruiters to see what they could offer. I can't remember my score, but I only missed two questions on the ASVAB. The Marine Corps recruiter (I talked to them first) was almost salivating over me, told me I could pick whatever job I wanted. Army and Air Force basically did too. The Navy said I could take another test to see if I could go nuke. I did, and I could. So I thought about it for all of two or three seconds and signed up. This is all after the heartbreak of being told I couldn't be a pilot because of my damn glasses. I wanted nothing more out of life than to be an A-10 pilot. Seventeen years old. Maybe three weeks of talking things over with my family. Best decision I ever made. Not the part about signing up for the nuclear power program, but joining was the best thing I ever did for myself. I really miss those days.

A very nice Rogue Ales Uber Pils. After that will be a Victory St. Boisterous. After that, a St. Bernardus Abt 12.

You beautiful bastard!! I almost peed my pants when I read that one.

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