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  1. Someone has had a go, this is what happenned..... http://archives.tcm.ie/irishexaminer/2000/05/27/current/fhead.htm ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  2. big mounds appearing in your garden ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  3. I'll do it for £20 ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. I'm actually encouraged to Skydive. apparently, they then won't need to pay me off, and it will make a good story for the newspaper ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. legs closed while landing
  6. http://www.beer.com/beerdotcom/beerdotcom.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=beer_girls&_articleid=1091554792931&_t=beergirls ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  7. You'll be lucky, there's more rain on the way!! I managed to get my L6 done last weekend, i hadn't jumped for a while before that. sickening, isn't it! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  8. Hence the reason were getting pissed on in Scotland! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. I only i could, If only ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  10. Ok, I don't mind a little bit of rain... but.... It's been chucking it down for 4 days solid, non stop, cats and dogs. I also aquaplaned on the motorway, with my wipers on intermittent, couldnt see a friggin thing! It's always the same in Britain, as soon as we get any adverse weather, everything comes to a grinding halt. Whatever happenned to road drainage????? There seems no letup And they say Skydiving is dangerous ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  11. 10.3.5 update available mate!
  12. Now that IS FUNNY man! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. Desperados in a bottle or Red Stripe on Draught. I can't stand Becks! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. has anyone out there seen the cops program, where the guy driving tries to escape by jumping out of a stolen car at 30 MPH. Fucking hilarious, what a mug! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  15. Fosters- Piss... Say no more! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  16. ditch the M/Fo I'm sure that that the money thing will play on their mind more than yours. If they feel any remorse at all, then they will contact you! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  17. Hope this aint too boring!!!! At last, a bit of fine weather and I wasn't working. ST andrews DZ. Failed my first L6 attempt in Spain. Done everything ok, but instructor pulled. Anyways, I was feeling a bit nervous and that attempt kinda stuck in my mind. First jump out of a plane which actually had a door on! Once in th eplane, I actually felt a lot less nervous, think that's down to the fact that the cold wind was kept out etc. etc. Jumped about 12000, stable really quickly, backloop felt like it went in slow mo, fantastic! Tracked for about 10 secs, checked my alti and I was still at 8000! I kinda wished I'd finished lower though as my instructor then came into view and that face, all crumpled and a big tongue stikin out was a picture I'd like to forget! (You know who you are) My confidence is now sky high, looking forward to 7. Blue skies to you all ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  18. go for the cover! Visit a good artist though. I had some laser treatment on mine, worked fine, apart from green. I had the green parts covered over with a Firebird. Turned out really well.
  19. I'm just about to leave work, Then driving up to Dundee. I WILL be up bright and early at St Andrews DZ! Forecast is SUN SUN SUN Hopefully, I'll get my final 3 AFF jumps done.... ...then..... See you there if you're there ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  20. Okay, I was in the shower the other day and noticed that I had a bit of a gut on me. I don't normally eat crap food and go to the gym 3 times a week. i'm generally very active. So, i can only put the belly down to Lager drinkin. I don't want to change to shorts as I'll end up even more wrecked of a night. I was thinking about drinking cider instead. My Question is: Is there more or less sugar in cider than lager, or are they both about the same?? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  21. check out 41 ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  22. I'd just come into this thread from the other to get a bit of peace, seems to me that you should both just punch fuck out of each other and get it over with! Is this gonna spill over into all threads?? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  23. the Guitar spin is most excellent. All my colleagues are now wondering WTF I'm laughing at. Thank you for this link. Will give me something to do for the next while ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  24. We call it football, and you are a goalie ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  25. would that be for the "soccer world series" ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk