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  1. I've got a convertible, only use the soft top. golden rule is.. leave the doors unlocked at all times. Don't leave anything valuable in there. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  2. my other problem is... I'm sitting here, looking outside at blue skies, the first in ages, I only work 1 weekend in 4. crap. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  3. And i've got a hangover to boot! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. OK, I've just got in, 2 Hours late and no one even noticed! Makes me feel kindof special. Anyone else in the same boat. I hate working weekends ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. Plagued by Lionfish on my first night dive, they were seriously on the hunt for food. Torchlight beam goes on and on- Magnifique!
  6. I got in a cab in Morocco and swear it was him driving! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  7. and another classic ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  8. The second series of Da Ali G Show in America got off to a saucy start when Sacha Baron Cohen's naive reporter Borat got drunk at a wine tasting event and started showing pornographic polaroids of himself to his hosts. Borat told Norman Harris, Commander of the Brotherhood of the Knights of the Vine that the brunette in the pictures was his sister. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. Quote "my views have evolved" CLASSIC I really must use that phrase when I'm proved wrong!!
  10. I'm a hermaphrodite! Both my vag and my dick are good thanks for askin ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  11. try Phillykevs clicky! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  12. I'd slap 'er ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. I was trying not to look at any of her pics just yet, I'm at work mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. They have one of those in the hangars at Skydive Spain DZ. exact same coulours / markings Think, next time I'm out, I'll find out if I can do that!
  15. This is her ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  16. she's a BABE! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  17. DARING NELL'S JUMP FOR JOY Jul 15 2004 Clack Barry IF Nell McAndrew was scared as she made her first parachute jump yesterday, she certainly didn't show it. The model held her nerve and smiled with delight as she made a tandem jump with Flight Sergeant Ian Charnock at RAF Brize Norton, Oxfordshire. Nell made the leap at 12,000ft on the same day as she was named top of the celebrity fit-list. A panel of experts selected Nell as the healthiest female celebrity in a study for Zest health and fitness magazine. Brad Pitt was voted the fittest male star. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  18. Ok, so I've got round to restoring my much beloved Spider. Was ringing round for quotes to remove the outer and middle sills, 2 front jacking points and a couple of small plates in the floor pans. I've already bought the replacement panels. After a couple of reasonable quotes I called DRC car panels in Dundee. "mmm welding, it's a bastard, once you start getting into rust...." he said. "so, how much" I asked Wait for it......... around £1000...... £1000 F***ing POUNDS!! He put the phone down on me when I asked him if he got much work. So firstly, don't go to this twat for repairs. Does anyone else agree that if you want a repair done on an unusual / expensive car, the folk think that you've got a lot of money??? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  19. Being sick sucks. ___________________________________________ Try saying that repeatedly, Quickly
  20. I've got a headache, the bridge of my nose is hurting (even though I aint been hit) And, above all, I'm SICK of this F****ing British weather ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  21. So I'm off to Spain next month! I'll pass on your regards to everyone
  22. Well, woke up this morning......... Picked up my mail.............. Brown envelope................ Cheque inside for £2156.75p REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUULT Barman.... Beers all round! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  23. Fell apart when the likes of.. Big Daddy Giant Haystacks Tally Ho Kaye Kendo Nagasaki and the rest retired Shit, Even the refs were entertaining then. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk