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I think the rule of thumb is if you have "BOOBIES"

Did you you know that every one in america has a channel 5 on there t.v Seriously, Chanel # 5 comes from the lang lang tree that she loved so much she had to make it a perfume. And it's a masive tree, Imagin your whole property smelling like that. blaghgh

Bring a chair and a whip, something tells me she's gonna be all over you. uhh don't forget the beer.

Well jump your ass off, nowhere in S. FL. I mean I love my DZ but you did say jump your ass off. So I'm thinking you want to do 8 to 10 jumps a day, Hope your a fast packer. DUH Sebastian,Z-hills,Titusville,Deland, etc etc. I'd invite you over to Clewiston, but it could be one of those slow days. Call ahead, find out the schedule. If you do mean S.FL and you get to Miami, if it ain't busy you might be good, It's a catch 22 over there. Last couple times I been there, they were slammed and it was kinda the Bro thing going on, but where isn't it. \ Good Luck to you Blue skies, Summer is here. thats another hit and miss

And how many of them are skydivers.... Exactly

so I checked there I was. but thats nothing you can't get off any check, I would say fuck it, this type of info can be found in other places for free. and if someone has to check I would say give me the $20.00 and I'll tell you more. Thats a waste of a jump ticket. SUCKERS..

Ahh shit, thats like saying to avoid a fatality skydiving open your parachute. Yea no shit uncle SAM. Thanks

INDUSTRIAL HAZE !!!!!! You guys are gonna get us all spanked.

Not to long ago we had some posts on here about a good one, this post shouldnt ride for to long sombody is gonna point you in the right direction.

at 214 jumps you know it's not a cloud it's called industrial haze. so thats about 4500 ft. watch the spot, look for a hole, it would suck if a plane didn't see you, never mind who ever else opened in the same haze. and those freeflyers, there pullin at 2k,( but you never know) it's also real good to have a chat with them before you get on the plane. talk it up buddy thats why we all know or are supposed to know what our dive plans are. be safe E

Havn't you heard the old saying how do you make a million running a DZ, invest 2 million. I know people do the owner thing because they love this life style. Thanks to all you hard working DZ owner managers coaches pilots riggers packers. and the rest of us who keep the slots filled. We are very rich in one sence we are rich in good times. oh so rich in good times.

I have to respond, though most of you may not like it but oh well. I am not a fan of piercings, or tats, Pierce your ears yea great but +3 and thats over board. Now the nose lip eyebrow thing ETC. Not for me. I feel that a womans true beauty is in her most natural essence. no piercings, no tats, no make up, hell I can even deal with bed head, (shut up you freaks) I allready no what your thinkin. Just my point of view. your all so beautiful why hide it with all the crap.

I seen faces I see all the time, In seen faces I never seen. But all are a family there, now I know what Caleb means by this is a family oriented DZ. what a family. and that roasted ostredge, man that was some gooood chicken. It was a great day at my home DZ. Air Adventures, Clewiston, FL. Here's to you Freddy, Cheers.

Do you have to know how to drive before they let you in a formula 1 race car. do you have to study for a final. The answer is know, know what your getting yourself into. you may crash a little you may fail alot . don't forget the video, so we can have it on the skydiving movies.com. How not to get into base. Good luck and be safe.

I am an avid VW fan. Had a Corodo, and 2 Passat's. Working on the DP for the Toureg. I don't know where that other guy shopped or visited A VW dealer, But my boys here at Gunther VW are great, any,I repeat any problem they will go out of there way to fix it. Thing is when that warrenty expires and you have to pay to fix something,$$$$ best vehicle I 've ever owned. to much fun to drive. Good luck.

Totally useless, thats the perfect name for a cat.

Your life of poverty will not be because of the skydiving, no,no,no. It will be because of all the beer your going to be buying due to our lovely little catch phraze MY FIRST, THE FIRST. Cheers, and don't forget to smile.

Faber!!!! snap out of it Brother. I read all your posts over there I think your an incredible source of knowledge, and a super cool guy. Fucken move onn, Put as many experiences between you and her as possible. these are the things we learn in life. She wasn't your GF and he wasn't your BF. Now the pain. Man thats a day to day situation, the best thing you can do is don't dwell on the relationship. That was yesterday it's gone, you have so many incredible tomorrows I promise you will be O.K. I'M CALLING OUT ALL YOUR BASE BROS AND SKYDIVING BRO, OH AND LET ME NOT FORGET THE SISTERS, TO GO AND TAKE YOU AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS, GO JUMP MAN. RAGE AND RAGE HARD MY FRIEND. There people out here who care a great deal about someone they don't even know or seen, you are a brother to me, and one day we will flick together, what ever that means, be it building antenna span earth or plane. I was young when I experienced this, took a while. even been close to it since then. Man you'll see. NOW CALL A BUDDY GRAB YOUR RIG AND GO HAVE A FABREFULL DAY. YOUR FRIEND IN THE STATES: ED. CYA[-------------------------(><

puff puff pass, you ain't a bogin bro unless you share

Hey big daddy where you been?? I see you got a new toy, nice. Miss ya man. tell archie I said hello and I want that video I still chuckle when I think of you guys. WFFC?? BD?? make the plans lets hook up. your turn for essentials Ed

I love this, woman all over the world will be kill the kitty on my birthday. ha what more can a man ask for other then a front row seat. GFD your my hero. How bout a kill the kitty freefly?

got that 3 month itch huh. Ready to jump and all cured from a broken pelvis already. Basically you don't have to convince them of anything, and it sounds like you have yourself convinced, but are you really ready???? If your scared you may not be ready, causes hesitation and bad judgement. Just go jump, you could stand a canopy control course, better judgement when you spot, and the ever infamous no I don't want to go. good luck and BE SAFE DAMNIT. OFCOURSE IT'S NORMAL

Try to string along something shiney mirrors, aluminum squares, not tight, just so they move around in the wind or when there bumped. it can't be just one has to be a few, the reflection of light bothers them and they may go away. it works for the pidgeons that used to bath my car in shit everyday, if not try spray a little ammonia around that area, that will just make them move, hopefully to your neighbors. You'll need it to kill the shit germs anyway.

this guy has a 30 footer right around the corner he wants 12k for. I been hawkin that thing for weeks. I would love to go from dz to dz all across the U.S. Then sell it or park it in Cal and hop on a plane and hit the big island for a few weeks. From there Japan ,Australia, UK. Ahh the jones. good luck.

cut away now!