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  1. The question is did you ask her if she was married??? Lots a times, our lovely ladies wear rings to detur undesirables. So get back there and get to work, and if she even gave you the time of day, the marrage can't be that good. imagine littin a lil vixen like that run wild, the nerve of some guys. remember dumb people will amaze you.
  2. Ahhh on the hunt again: Very good, thats how you do it. Now if you don't have pics it didn't happen. I do have a pretty good visual. good luck man. 9 days and counting
  3. I find it hard to believe someone like yourself is having to go to a dating service. What is this world comming to? Is it that bad in that part of the states? Maybe it's time to step back and reflect for a bit, helps a woman grow. Men to. Good luck. Oh no pro's and cons. I think those sights are just for entertainment. Aren't you having enough fun on DZ.COM?
  4. hahahahahahahahahaha Oh but it's so much fun, my average is in the 140 to 160+, fastest 199. and thats belly bubba. i could fly on my belly and my boy would sit right in front then have to flip on his head to catch up. oh wait my slowest is 134. once Enjoy
  5. I have owned pets in the past but having to put them down really sucked. Now I just enjoy my xwife, such a jovial woman, the vicious lil creature. And as far as doggie bones and puppy chow, I must admit I have tried it, taste like card board. yummy!!! My dogs would look at me like I'm crazy. So back to the licking, have you thought about that one yet? The thing is some lucky guy is gonna wanna kiss those pretty lips and of course your gonna wanna kiss back, then what if he has one of those phobias???? Me personally, I would just be running to the 151, here lets do a shot or two.
  6. Wrong, no. I guess, do what you want. but dogs lick there buts and stuff, and eat poop. and, well Not my cup of tea.. Would you eat puppy chow, or doggie bones? Or smell your dogs butt. A lil to much,but alot of people do it, If it makes you feel better I seen this video one time, Ahhh never mind. Silly blonde umm what if he or she shares dinner at the table????
  7. Big daddy and babygirl stand up and wave, and we sit back down. yay oh and I'm topless to. bonus points
  8. No make up, woman are to good looking as it is. Why hid the beauty. maybe a lil this and that but no gobs. How you doin. Careful I'm being monitored
  9. Ahhyea, thats great, but did you see the thing thats pushing the rain?????? fuuuuu***k
  10. 5:54pm allll----mo----st ti---me. Ahh man I don't know, sounds like a hang over I'm inn, thats a double fizzy
  11. So tell me whats in a sake bomb, praytell. Ghawd not yager and sake please
  12. Ahh one SAKE BOMB FOR YOU BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Now go home it's 5:02
  13. Depends on the maturity level on the person who is judging. We're all adults, and yes we can get laid as much as we want. If you call it sluty, or politically correct, sexually free. your still getting laid. Now the question is, do you want to get in bed with said person? doesn't the saying go, a woman in the real world and a slut in bed????? Oh sorry, doesn't make a difference to me. I like you, you like me, lets go for a ride and compare skills. Wait, wouldn't sexually free be, free of sex?? Like it had you captive, hehe.
  14. Damn, Katie. How you doin? PSSST, I have long eye lashes. And I have had that I want you stare, your a hottie, and I have a job, UHHH Whens your birthday?? Send a PM. Be good kid I miss ya.
  15. "Such a profound impact on so many" we never met inperson, but exchanged some Email from time to time. I will say this I am a great fan of hers, always looking to see what she is gonna post today. She brought so many smiles to my face and Loud laughs. Well, I guess I'm not telling you guys anything you don't know. I said NO,NO,NO just like all of you and my eyes welled up for a sec, and they still do. THANK YOU SHANNON FOR THE SMILES, THE INSIGHT, AND INSPIRATION. (and yes I'm screeming that) My condolences to family and friends. e.
  16. Hey bitch call me and let me know whats going onn.,
  17. WHAT??? Step away from the PC, Go to the DZ. That sounds like one of those questions that my X used to ask. Answer: Um Yea, hey look sex in the city is on.
  18. Jeeesh!!! K. WTF, the other day I poped in for a min and read if you had 6 months????? I was like whooo. Now I just read this whole thred like a soap and, well your O.K. Spider bites suck, I got bit by a brown recluse once and Man (WOMAN) That ain't no shit. very quick swelling with in a couple days and some pain. Not the kinda thing you want to be digging at or waiting around for a few more days to go see the butcher. cuz they will dig into you for a few with that cold spray crap that don't do anything for pain. DON'T PLAY WITH IT. GLAD YOUR AHIEGHT.
  19. Look at well fed Kev, He looks like he's token on a skibby. other then that, bad judgment call. And yea,.. What an ass........
  20. Pay close attention to those goggles, they'll be the first go. And our master rigger had a huge problem with the dreds (tastles) Said Johnny was asking for problems. For the price, get a helmet that will protect you.
  21. Ol'e Grandma's a pistol huh, Boy I'm glad they don't make um like that any more, I have a few beuty's in my family as well. Anyway, I just Googled "Marine Poster Boy" and a hole bunch of stuff came up. there was one from 1961. Good Luck.
  22. Actually it's a riot, you'd be laughing for years. Don't be scared. I think you could use some Edism, the story line goes something like Around a bonfire
  23. Whats a NEEENER??? If your giving it away I need to know what it is so I can properly give it back, So first A 'Happy dance" Then we do the "NEENER NEENER" RL and LM doing the "NEENER NEENER" If you could only see whats going on in my mind.