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Purely for safety reasons. [/cool] Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Yeee haaa! SFW Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

You heard how Alex Haley died, right? He committed suicide. He found out that he was adopted.

But you don't have to shovel "cold" ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Most excellent! Almost makes me want to take up another enlistment in the Army! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Jumpin' naked ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

The spot is only important if you care where you land. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

OK, here is one the local FSDO hit me up with this summer... In FAA Order 8900.1 Flight Standards Information Management System, General Technical Administration 3-144, A, 2) "Present applications for parachute jumps made over or into a congested area or open-air assembly of people at least 10 working days before an event .... " (emphasis mine) They used it as justification to question why a 7711 app was so "late" (5 days). They then said they would require 2 weeks for demo paperwork. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

If the plane will fly, I'll jump. Today it was about 20 degrees. Balmy January day. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I just got off the phone with a friend living in northern North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Skydive Door County Wisconsin Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

ORRRRRRRR ..... We just suck it up and make winter jumps! I haven't missed a calendar month in 14 years, and that is in Wisconsin. I can't imagine that every MI dropzone is closed all winter. It boils down to how bad you want to jump. BS (Before Skydiving), I used to hibernate all winter. Crawl onto the couch in November and turn off the TV in March or April. Jumping has allowed me to survive the winter. I only have to look forward to the next jumpable weekend instead of the next non-frozen month. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

500 new members !!

Yes, I know this has been posted eleventy nine times before, but like all good jokes it gets retold ..... Santa and the FAA Check Ride Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put his flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff." Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

In Milwaukee they only banned women from drinking beer nekked on the beach. Seems the women were getting sand in their Schlitz. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

If'n you ever need it, there is a outfit there that is the world's best supplier of windshield wiper parts. I've needed some pretty weird parts over the years and they've never let me down. Rome Truck Parts, Rome, Georgia Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Contact Karl and Mariah Eakins. They are most excellent with their student olympics. I don't have their contact info handy and I'm too lazy to look right now. Mariah is running for North Central regional director. You should be able to find her that way. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I want Mr. Booth to come up with heated back pads and leg straps for those January nekked jumps! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Jump #138. FXC fired after I deployed my main plenty high. Initially a side-by-side, I thought, "I can land this." and then it transitioned into a downplane. My thoughts were along the lines of, "These canopies aren't going to get any further away from each other than they are now." I chopped. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Start with one medium sized black forest ...... Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I'm on it ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Way cool! Thanks ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I maintain that this guy was not appropriately endowed for this particular endeavor. I, on the other hand, have no such problem! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

OK, the forties ..... so far. Man, I would love to have more details about this jump. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Most excellent ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving