Kid_Icarus

It's made with bits of real panther.... so you know it's good.... and Douva.... Anchorman is THE FUNNIEST movie of all time. If you don't believe me, just ask me. ________________________________________ "What What.....

It looks like a toy... but it looks fun too.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=PlV8WJ6N3nU ________________________________________ "What What.....

It plays on my computer... but i am looking to play it on my home DVD player. It's a Sony, fairly new. I tried it on my friends Brand new Sony DVD and same "regional error" ________________________________________ "What What.....

I bought these movies from europe and they are in PAL zone 0. I cannot get them to play on any DVD player. Anyone ever convert PAL to NTSC successfuly? Thanks ________________________________________ "What What.....

what....?... what happened...? I live in Utah... I wasn't aware that things had changed>>>>??? ________________________________________ "What What.....

You'd pass up a bone for bacon.... what the... ________________________________________ "What What.....

Adrock Amazon Amir bbarnhouse chaoskitty CieloDiosa downwind efs4ever Evelyn ffejdraga gasson guppie01 Icon134 incode johnsw71 josheezammit judyj jumper03 Kid Icarus LouDiamond- Wingsuit LO/Seminar speaker matt1215 mcbeth MITCHYB monkycndo NWFlyer Pendragon - wingsuit and freefly, Popeyefireman QuickDraw Racer42 Remster- RW LO rocket rhanold SeaKev SOULSHINE Vallerina Vanillaskygirl vdschoor Viking Yup.... I'll be there at Camp Utah again. If you don't know where we are, we're the loud ones with the fire pit motorhome & bus... find us and say hi! ________________________________________ "What What.....

80,000 ft is the ceiling they TOLD you.... I highly doubt any figures they publish for any current plane are accurate ________________________________________ "What What.....

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Does anyone know if the small jet will be down there giving rides? (like at WFFC) What's the cost? ________________________________________ "What What.....

That's it!!! Thanks. Let me know. This is strictly for my personal use, just so you and he knows. ________________________________________ "What What.....

Thanks Piisfish, PM me if it's his 16 minute clip. I appreciate it!! I'm trying to get it for my dad for christmas, who was a navy pilot. Thanks!! ________________________________________ "What What.....

Looks very very similar. Many of the same shots... I would like the exact video I linked to though, but thank you very much. ________________________________________ "What What.....

Thanks. I am looking to buy the video though.... any other help? THanks ________________________________________ "What What.....

K, i've seen this before, you have too, but i need to know where i can buy a HD copy online. I can't find any place beside lo-res copies on youtube and stuff. Any help on where to get this..?? Thanks http://www.glumbert.com/media/swissalps ________________________________________ "What What.....

pineapple.... lol ________________________________________ "What What.....

Is it just me... or does that girl have a string hanging out.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

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Dick..... hasn't it been like 2 months.... is it your first time making a video...? ________________________________________ "What What.....

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The really important thing about Rachel is that she liked to lick assholes. "You don't really know uncomfortable until you're on your back, legs in the air, with a woman licking your anus. There's no activity, sexual or otherwise, more awkward for all involved. I guess it's not all that awkward for the person licking the asshole, but then, nothing's awkward to her. For the recipient, the male recipient, it's a total reversal of the sex roles. You're "catching" - exposed, open, invaded, suddenly the woman in the exchange. This isn't God/Grandma/Apple Pie oral sex. Barry White isn't playing in the background. They don't really do this in porn. How does it even end? Are you expected to give some unholy form of a money shot? That's nauseating to ponder... But it could happen. The feeling of a tongue rolling around those parts is unlike any other. You're not Taco-Bell-double-grande-bean-burrito-chased-by-a-Starbucks-20oz.-coffee out of control, but you're not really in control down there either. You're spread wide, like a gynecological exam, and somebody's eye to eye with your most private of orifices. You're thinking about perineal hygiene, hearing tampon commercial dialogue in your mind. Are you fresh? You find yourself trying to recall your last constitutional. How many wipes was it? Was it a clean and solid? Did you christen a perfect, near wipe-free Chocolate Submarine? Or was it a loose beer and nacho explosion? The fact is, you can wipe and buff it more than the average shoe shine - it'll never be clean enough. It's exceedingly difficult, even if you're the Earthiest naturist alive, to feel good about the aesthetics of your asshole. It's flat out impossible to feel confident about it when someone's sniffing your "body" the same way Paul Giamatti did glasses of pinot noir in "Sideways."1 You barely know what it looks like at a distance, let alone up close... And what little you've seen hasn't been good. I was too drunk to realize what Rachel intended when she pushed me onto my back. I assumed a blow job. But her tongue started inching lower. I thought she was going to lick my testicles, which was relieving, considering the mouthful of raggedly assorted horse teeth she'd otherwise run up and down the length of my penis. But then, suddenly, without warning, she grabbed my legs and thrust them upward, pushing my asshole front and center below her face. I was startled, powerless and confused. She stared up at me for a second, grinned, then plunged her head between my legs, forcing her tongue inside me as you might slurp an oyster. I'd like to say I enjoyed it, that I handled it like an old pro, or that I discovered some new, intense form of orgasm as a result of the experience. The truth is, nobody handles a woman spit-shining his sphincter with casual aplomb. You can't play James Bond in the situation, not even Timothy Dalton's shitty, flustered Bond. You're a fumbling, self-conscious fool. Receiving a rim job - from a random skank, your wife, or Heidi Klum - is unnerving... disturbing. Every man attempts anal sex on his girlfriend sooner or later, and every woman expects it at some point during the relationship. The anus screams for exploration. It taunts you when you take a woman from behind, a cold mocking eye - sneering, winking with contempt... "You're a big man in the front door. But you haven't brought that game into my house. You're a chickenshit motherfucker is what you are." No self-respecting man takes that kind of shit-talking from an orifice. One way or another, no matter how much of a prude she is, you're going to go in the backdoor. But licking, sucking, tasting the anus? You just don't do that, no matter how hot she is, no matter how drunk you are. That said, I'd lick a thousand women's assholes before I'd lick one man's. I've owned a male anus for decades. Without exception, be it maintained by a manicured metrosexual with a waxed taint, or a toothless swamp cretin out of "Deliverance," the male anus is Three Mile Island toxic - a cavern of festering bacteria knotted into dreadlocks of the filthiest hair on planet Earth. It has no competition in the pantheon of grotesque body parts, holding the number one slot on that countdown since man first walked upright. One hundred stinking armpits don't equal one sweaty male asshole. That Rachel had spent several minutes licking mine dropped her from lamentable default fuck to carnival freak in an instant. As I laid there imagining her straining remnants of fecal matter and shreds of toilet paper residue from anal hair with her teeth, all I could think about was how I'd get her out of the house as soon as she was done. I couldn't allow someone who'd just wiped my ass with her face to smear her lips across my pillows. How could I upset her enough to cause her to leave? Could I pass gas in her face? She might enjoy that. My options were few. I could tell from the skill with which she plied her technique that she'd seen many an anus close up. This was a pro grade ass eater. There's no demeaning a person who treats a cornhole like an ice cream cone. It was futile. I could only retreat and wash the sheets in the morning. As soon as the sex was over, I bolted for the shower, after which I sunk into the couch with five fingers of Knob Creek. I gulped it furiously, praying I'd pass out on the couch before Rachel awoke and dragged me back into the bedroom. Certainly, she knew better than to ask for "cuddling." She had to realize by the way that I'd pulled out, snapped when she tried to kiss me, chucked the condom in the garbage and ran for the door in one fluid motion that I had no intention of being anywhere near her for another moment. I'd have barely run quicker from a rabid German Shepherd. I sat on the couch, downing the last of the bourbon, staring into the ice cubes balanced on my nose as though they were an oracle, asking them how I'd found myself fucking Rachel. The answer was simple. She was the first part of a bet. I had bragged to my buddy Alex that, due to lucky timing, I had the ability to have sex with three different women over three days. How the bet came about I don't fully recall. It just seemed natural... the right thing to do. Or maybe I was bored. I probably did it just to see if I could. Whatever the reason, when you have access to three willing women, you make the most of it. The opportunity's fleeting by design. Sex comes in waves - massive tidal force monsters, leaving barren shore in their wake. Women sense which men are having sex and which aren't, and they only fuck those who are already getting fucked. I don't know if this is instinctual, or if it derives from the fact that men who are already having regular sex are calmer and therefore more attractive to women.3 Whatever the reason, when you're in the midst of a hot streak, you're at the peak of your attractiveness to women. You take advantage of the situation, no questions asked. The wave will peak and crash. You'll inevitably find yourself in a trough again, fucking your hand and cursing your luck. When nature offers you the wave, you grab it and ride the fucker into the rocks. The cruel thing about the wave, though, is that you're getting lots of sex, but a percentage of it is with people you can't stand. Maintaining the wave overcomes everything else. Quality's out the window. You fuck the first willing fuckee because, though you'd rather try for something else - though you'd rather try to fuck someone you actually liked or wanted - the fear of striking out taking a stab at a high quality woman, potentially creating a cycle of defeat ending the wave, drives all decisions. You take what you get and hope you run into someone you like, maybe even fall in love with. That can happen. You can also win a Powerball drawing. Yes, the wave was part of the reason Rachel was snoring in my bed. But hardly the main one. "Just to see if I can" has been the basis for so many decisions in my life. I stayed in law school after my first year just to see if I could do it. I've endured annoying legal jobs for a decade not solely for the money, but also because I wanted to outlast my tormentors, to succeed at a game I hated. I wasn't going to let disgust with the dregs who overpopulated my classes, the squads of drunks who taught them or the useless theoretical nature of the information offered knuckle me under. Once I started working, I lived Nixon's observation that life was "defined by the struggle," committing myself to making it without changing into the machine they told me I had to become. I'd "win" on my own terms. The problem is, that kind of "winning" turns you into a consumption machine. I'd been a consumption machine most of my life, but I didn't realize it until I got into the law game. Most lawyers, and litigators in particular, are deeply unsatisfied, and often selfish and spoiled people. We do something no rational human would tolerate 10 hours a day and offset the psychic damage of the senseless toil with money and material. People call this trap "Golden Handcuffs," but it's really more a golden syringe. We're cosmically fucked junkies, shooting up cash to escape our daily work lives. Cletus the janitor will purchase a 52 inch television for his double wide mobile home in the futile hope those bright plasma pixels will somehow crowd out the reality that he makes his living with a bucket and mop. Charles in the Securities Litigation Department sees a BMW dealer every two years to get the same fix. The only difference between them is the price of their junk. Being a consumption machine is the worst Catch 22 imaginable. Consumption's the drunken, coke addled cousin of ambition. You'll never be sated, no matter how much you eat. While the ambitious perpetually strive for a new accolades - success, achievement, reinforcement of their worth - the consumption machine beats on, borne against the current, ceaselessly grasping at filthy lucre and quick gratification in the flawed hope some magical number in his bank account will set him free... Another Benz, another drink, another blow job from a clueless fawning legal assistant that'll make a life of boredom and annoyance Worth It. In the end, the hyper-ambitious and the consumption machine wind up at the bottom of the same hole, realizing in the face of the unwinnable end game that success in the cosmic sense flows from engaging, rather than using people. But then, some people are only worth using... As I sat looking at the ice cubes in my glass, I pondered how I'd avoid having to talk to Rachel in the morning. Sober she'd be unbearable. The thought of her speaking made my heart race and my palms sweat. The only way to handle that mess was to put it out of the mind, and the best way to put it out of the mind was to consume something else. I picked up the cordless phone and walked into the kitchen at the back of the house, where I knew I couldn't be heard. " "Hello, Melissa?" from philalawyer.net ________________________________________ "What What.....

Yes, it is. Global overpopulation is what bothers me. ________________________________________ "What What.....

you're right! overpopulation isn't a problem... and never will be. Keep buildin those cookie cutter homes.... keep slashin that rainforrest to feed people... ... honey (yelling to my wife) let's go a makin babies......yuk yuk yuk.... ________________________________________ "What What.....

"Utah and Idaho are the only two states with an average above 2. 2.01 and 2.21 respectively." (whispers........ it's the mormons.....) ________________________________________ "What What.....

I chose two because that is the number that when my wife and I die, our 2 children replace us in the grand scheme of the global population. Yes there are early deaths, and long lives and so on. But when you have 4 kids, you are adding 2, in essence, to the population. "Simple, if I can afford them, feed them, take care of them, then it is clearly OK." That is exactly the problem. You nailed it on the head. THAT IS NOT OK. You are creating strain on limited resources, and finite space. What happens when we run out of open space to build homes for all the new human. It's gonna happen. Not in the next 100 years, but it's going to happen. Do you understand that the world is not limitless? Think of a fish bowl. Start off with 10 fish. You have enough supplies to keep all of them alive. How many more fish can you fit in there before there isn't enough water, enough space, enough food? If one fish dies, you replace it with 1 fish. You still have 10 fish. If 3 fish die, you replace it with 3 fish. I understand that human intervention is the key here, but in reality you have the choice to reproduce, and the number of times you do, with the exception of twins. "My secondary point is what business is it of yours if I can afford and want more kids? " It IS my business if you have more children than to replace you because it puts a strain on nearly every facet of life. Not directly YOUR children, but in the larger sense of aiding overpopulation. Which leads to points I've made earlier. How can you not see that overpopulation affects everyone, on a global scale? "My third point is it didn't work for China...What makes you think it will work here?" China had a 1 child policy, a "net loss." Not enough to replace the population. 2 = replace, 3 = net gain. Get it.....? "My fourth point is that it is a GLOBAL problem, and the US is not the leading producer of people.... " You are correct. We need to start somewhere. Someone needs to take the lead and be an example. I'm not saying that my answer is the correct one, but I would like people to be aware that they alone can help the current situation. this problem can be corraled in 2 generations. you could almost freeze the growth by only having 2 children. Our actions will not help India's problem. But if everyone add to overpopulation, like we currently do now, then you get massive population growth, like we have now.... ________________________________________ "What What.....