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    Gear Check?

    seen that happen before...the other one that I have seen more frequently is on ROL deployment rigs with the tie around the right stabilizer, and thus the bridle. Scary that people think that it is such a meanial job that they will put any random kid with nothing to do in charge of checking and fooling with gear (not to say adults aren't just as clueless about gear if they are not experienced jumpers). Point is, gotta make sure these people know their shit! -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    Ok, the suspense is killing me. Do tell - It's one of those days! Don't ask me, I have no Idea why I want to know this. --------------- And you were making fun of me for being bored??? -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    "caco ergo sum" -------------- Descartes couldn't have said it better himself. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    Did you say this was a history or philosophy class? ------------------ Ya know, I was going to include in there that we were also discussing it in my philosophy class... :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    Just think of how many wars could have been avoided and how many lives could have been spared, had the people on the front lines, rather than yelling, "CHARGE!!!", had simply approached their foes and said in a calm, cool, heartfelt manner, "I poop too, my brother...I poop too." :) _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    Hey, regardless of who you are/were, slave, communist, protestant, catholic, etc...we all poop. It's the thread that holds history together...the thing that we have most in common...it's really a beautiful thing whose importance is greatly underestimated... :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    How could ya tell? :) We actually talked about this in my history class last night, and my instructor threw it out as a random fact...sounds like he may not have his facts exactly straight, though. Oh well, it's a funny story. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    The crapper

    Can anyone verify or deny that the toilet was invented by a guy by the name of John Crapper? -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  9. you forgot the flashing neon lights and the fluffy toy just large enought to obscure the pilot's vision dangling in the windscreen! ----------------- And you can't forget the hydraulics, so the plane bounces down the runway... :) _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  10. Ya know, I always thought I wanted to be creamated...I think I have changed my mind... hmmmm.... :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    Excellent news

    Iraq today agreed to unconditional inspections of their country by UN arms inspectors. ---------------- Good news, but we'll see how long it lasts... -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    uh damn!

    Anyone see this picture of my future exwife? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't thongs to eliminate pantyline??? What good is that if you can see right through the dress??? :) -S PS - not that I'm complaining... PPS - sorry, first attachment was facked...try again... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  13. I wonder what Richard Gere would say? -------- Just a guess, but... "Wait a second...that's not so damn funny." :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  14. Paul why do you want pictures of me? --------- I'm going to guess it's the whole giggling thing...ya got him thinking. ;) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  15. I think that's great. Sure there are things that I would probably do differently if given the chance, but the decisions that I have made in my life make me who I am today. I think one of the most fantastic things in life is to be able to smile when you know you are about to die. For the fear to be gone, and to have that moment of clarity when you think about your whole life, the good and the bad, and be able to say, "all in all, I don't think I did half bad". Ah! I started crying!!! Ah!!! Damn, I might as well grow a vagina, start shaving my legs and wearing skirts. Ah!!! Sorry, got way to serious...too deep...too deep... Anyway, point is, Brisco, I like what you said. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  16. Just a thought on the whole virginity thing... do you think it might have anything to do with the fact that you *giggle*??? ;) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    Thursday Funnies

    THAT's funny!!! :) _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  18. My chanting as I got to the door and on my way out... "Oh shit, oh my god...oh shit, oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh shit, oh shit, oh my god..." _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
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    dammit

    I can tie the risers round my arms and keep the pc in the back of my pants ---------------- (My best Cliff Claven voice) It's a little known fact that this is exactly how the throw out pilot chute evolved from its spring loaded predicessors...Bill Booth (from what I have heard), had the idea of a throw out pilot chute, removed the spring from his, and jumped with it in his pocket. I heard this from a pretty reliable source...Anyone know, though, if it's true? -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  20. What I thought was better was the conversation that must have come before... Osama - Why are you disturbing me? Number 1 - So sorry your heinousness...I have an idea. Osama - What is it? Number 1 - Sir, I think...I suggest...sir, I think we need a website. Osama - A what? Why? Number 1 - Legitimacy Osama, legitimacy. Any terrorist organization can kill people...we need something that will set us apart. Osama - Set us apart? Number 1 - Yes, set us apart. We need a quality website with banners and advertisement, some of that cool new flash animation, and secure online ordering for the keychains and refrigerator magnets that just came in. It's the only way that we can be taken seriously and stand apart from our competition. Osama (in his best Picard voice) - Make it so. The end. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  21. Why ? It's not like they live in a cave or something. Uhh, wait, never mind. ----------------- Finally, someone who didn't take my comment so damn seriously. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  22. Any type of organization it seems like needs a website to appear legitimate to others. --------------- Thus why I think it's so damn funny...the need for a terrorist organization in the middle of the desert feeling the need for "legitimacy" based on our western invention. I get this mental image of a small group of guys sitting around a Commodore64 in a cave with "HTML for Dummies", all yelling at eachother trying to write code. I'm sorry, I just think it's funny. :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  23. (Please email fudd for the URL - sangiro) -------------------- Not that I'm trying to argue, but I think we should publish the website in as many places as possible...it's sure to clog their server's 14k connection. My god, I bet they still use frames. They are SO behind... :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  24. Does anyone else think it's hilarious that they have a website? :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...
  25. My deepest sym.... sorry, just a reflex... :) -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...