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Here where I live it can get as cold as -32 degrees Celsius in the winter. And it almost never get any warmer than 25 degrees Celsius in the summer. BI ----------------------------------------

We norwegians make Sweedish jokes anyway. They're there, and that is the only reason we need. BI ----------------------------------------

One of my friends did this this summer. 110 (large) helium balloons brought him to an altitide of 13984 ft in . Next summer he is aiming for higer than 20000 ft. It took us more than 12 hours just to fill all of the balloons with helium, so bring a lot of beer, and invite your friends to come and help you. See here (In Norwegian only, but a lot of pictures and video). If you want his e-mail address, please pm me. I have attached a few pictures from the event. BI ----------------------------------------

Hmmmfff. Doesn't like snakes. Doesn't like them at all. But aligators, yummy. Tastes good. BI ----------------------------------------

Name them hook and swoop. BI ----------------------------------------

This if the way I would fight that bear: Bear Fight BI ----------------------------------------

Like it. BI ----------------------------------------

Me to. BI ----------------------------------------

I'm supposed to prepare for an exam. BI ----------------------------------------

I'm having a romantic evening with my wife. The kids are staying with their grandparents for a few days, so we are free to do whatever we want.

I'm a lecturer at Telemark University College, department of Computer science and mathematics. (Norway) BI ----------------------------------------

I Agree, but it takes two pilots to fly it. BI ----------------------------------------

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", Douglas Adams BI ----------------------------------------

I'm 29. BI ----------------------------------------

Listen to this man. Couldn't have said it any better myself. BI ----------------------------------------

Read this, and this. Pay attention to the last part of the article from The Times A whale with a death wish??? BI ----------------------------------------

At our DZ in Telemark, Norway a ride to 12500 ft cost about $19.5. C-206. BI ----------------------------------------

0:0:0 I'm sad. BI ----------------------------------------

You have got my vote. BI ----------------------------------------

Mine too. BI ----------------------------------------

This is one lucky bastard. BI ----------------------------------------

A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The lawyer responded. The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!" The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck!" BI ----------------------------------------

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Fudd, du er velkommen til Grenland FSK når som helst. (Kanskje det eneste hoppfeltet i verden hvor riksvegen går under landingsområdet?) BI ----------------------------------------

This is a winner. BI ----------------------------------------