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    What up John? My car is worth more than $50.00. Tell him I will have Sheks dog Bruno hump his leg if he does not take care of my car and send me my dytter.
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    Dear Sunshine....

    nws01 replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    Dear Sunshine, I have told you that my penis feels good when I touch it and when others touch it and if we touch it long enough it erupts. My problem is I am out in Yuma with no transportation and I am tired of touching it myself, yet, I have no way of letting a female touch it because there are not really any here. What should I do?
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    A GREAT day!

    nws01 replied to Vallerina's topic in The Bonfire

    I thought this was going to be about a gang bang.
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    I have changed my sig line to inform all....
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    Why pay rent?

    nws01 replied to phatcat's topic in The Bonfire

    He needs to try skydiving. A treehouse would be a good idea at a dropzone. Instead of a tent or a pricey RV how about just a tree house.
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    All I will need is a pretzle to Ninja Chuck him. I did not desert Raeford. You all will always be a great memory and I will see you again when I have some time on the east coast again. We can jump and do some tricks. Amish Boy doesn't need a car or money. His horse and buggy and his farm is all he needs.
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    Can I get a bong shaped like a Monkey?
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    Oh, and Chuck. Tell MattM he still has my Pro Dytter that I lent him for his night jumps and if he doesn't send it to Josh in Yuma I will ninja chuck his Amish ass.
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    My car is still at Raeford and I am in the process of trying to get it out here. Everyone at Raeford please waive at my car now. It won't be there much longer.
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    Uhmmmm, maybe I should tell them that.
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    And they don't stick you in the middle of a swamp with mosquitos either. Air Force is more laid back. I am laid back myself. I am enlisting.
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    What up Deuce. I am still in AZ and I am joining the Air Force or the Navy. Air Force is talking Air Traffic Controller and I going to talk to the Head of the Navy Jump Program tonight to see what is up there. I am definetly mobile for now but I do not know how long.
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    Why don't you fly the Otter down. The party must happen now.
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    Why can't we eat oranges?
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    And HH is in L.A. now. The Giraffe was so close and we missed out on it.
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    I missed it by a little while. I was filling out Air Force information. I am considering joining the service. I must be crazy.
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    Damn. I missed out on it too Lummy!
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    Raeford, Shaeford. I have many a good memories from that place. Well, actually I don't remember very much of it but I know I had a good time.
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    Eloy this weekend

    nws01 replied to Nick's topic in The Bonfire

    There is a slight possibility I will be there this weekend. Depends if I have to go to Phoenix to meet with the Air Force though.
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    I did not give it to all of them. Just Raff and their new camera guy. The rest of the guys are still jumping. Raff and the other guy started back up yesterday. Needless to say I am having to stay away from the team until we all clear up. Oh, and I twisted my ankle really bad too.
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    Someone likes you

    nws01 replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire

    I recieved it. If you click on the button at the bottom they will stop sending it to you.
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    Yes. It took us about 10 hours to cross Texas. I have my Monkey hat on also.
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    The Art of VRW is a good freefly video.
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    There was a guy on my high school football team name Don Kaiser. The announcer at a away game pronounced his name "Don-Keys-Ear". We called him Donkeys's Ear from then on.
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    Sebazz is a funny name. Especially when we used to think he was a fish!