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I don't have a staring problem. You are thinking of Billy Bob and you have not met him yet.

You are right Sudsy. You can not fuck juice because it is a liquid and it does not really have a sensation on the penis. If you fuck it it will just be juice that has had a penis in it. No orgasms will come from it.

Tricks? I like tricks.

Bring them to Eloy and I will take them for a ride. Huck-a-Bucka, Huck-a-Bucka!

Should I stay or should I go now... The only reason I might stay here and not go to Eloy is because I got my ticket when I was in Boston leaving from Boston and I am having a hard time changing it on this short of notice. I might have an opportunity to go to Yuma, Arizona from January through March and pack for the Golden Knights so I may save my money and fly out then for that. We will see though. Matt M, John and I made 2 jumps today. Where were you?

Woooohohoho! We will have an AWESOME time this weekend. I just made two jumps today! Let me know when you are here. Go into SkyKat or the school and ask for me and they will tell you where I am. Derek and Cornholio will definetly have a great time. Derek, the school has a G3 with a Hornet 210 that will be perfect for you. We should be able to do it to it like Pruitt used to do it when he did do it. Cornholio, I look forward to seeing you again!

I am skysurfing for the first time this weekend. Send good vibes my way. I owe BEER! I know. I will have pictures.

As long as it is not X Mas I will be here. Bring your rig!

I heard it is February or March. I may still be here. I maybe gone. Maybe to Florida or Yuma, Arizona with the Knights.

No job. Just jumping and partying. You are welcome at Raeford anytime. We have a bed for you.

SkyGal said she knows my feet smell and then she deleted it.

I have a lot of toilet paper so when I go to the bathroom I can wipe my ass.

(chorus) Ass Monkey - that funky Monkey Ass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Ass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I like Ass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell (repeat chorus) Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew - we're hanging with Ass Monkey This girl walked by - she gave me the eye I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip (repeat chorus) Step up to the bar - put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it I love Ass Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle - you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff (repeat chorus)

Nope. Chuck says I have smelly feet.

Started the morning with some Red Bull and Vodka. Then went to Captain Morgan and Sprite and some Rolling Rock. The night is still young. Lyrics, just sing Ass Monkey to the Beasties Boys Brass Monkey and you have my theme song.

Yeah but your ugly so being rich doesn't make up for it.

There is a long story behind the name and it has nothing to do with ass raping.

Try yelling at the ground, "Surf's Up BIOTCH! Back the FUCK UP!" It works for me.

I am at Fort Bragg home of the Army Special Forces. The Marines can bring it on. We will kick their ass about 2 times. 2 tricks.

I do not now what came over me N2. I am sorry and happy birthday you old geizure.

No animal sex on this thread. I respect Billy Bob and I will never take advantage of him.

Boo mother fucking hoo N2. Should I cry for you?

I love my Spectre and I can surf it a little. It is the perfect canopy for skysurfing too. Nice soft openings.

Going drunk is the SkyMonkey Alabama style. I am not going VX but I am starting to skysurf this weekend.

Matt, you young non puberty hitting mother fucker shut the hell up before I smack your nipple with a rubber band again. I showered last night and I gave Billy Bob (a dog) a bath too.