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  1. captain1
    Wish I was there. Very nice photos!!! As usual.
  2. captain1
    Highest altitude. I think it was about 18,500 feet from a KingAir in Titusville, FL. Lowest, at the age of 10. My much older brother picked me up and threw me off a 100 ft. ledge into a waterhole in Box Canyon, Encinitas California back in 1981. The bastard, I still kick his ass to this day over that incident but lovingly. However, I grew hair on my chest that day back in 1981.
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    Why do you not post your name and numbers Jedeimaster? Who are you trying to hide from? Darth Vader or the canopy?
  4. captain1
    You forgot to mention George Washington, Abraham Lincoln.
  5. captain1
    I love dominate women. They make me feel so kinky. However, didn't Hillary mention in an interview "We are the President."
  6. captain1
    THERMALS!!! Killed many a good swoopers. Difference between temperatures on the ground like pavemnet meeting grass. Water meeting ground. Trees meeting wind.
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    Clinton Lied under oath. Clinton has actually raped a woman by biting her on the lip while he is doing his thing. I am a pretty dirty mother efer but I have never. Bush and Tony Blair lied about attacking Iraq after 911 but what would Iraq be doing to you 10 years from now if they had not. If you study history, you would realize that most great leaders did things that were very unpopular amongst the crowds at the time.. Why were they so popular after squashing afganistan taliban but as soon as you loose a few troops in Iraq, Notice how that kind of disapperead after re-election became so important.
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    That list is pretty respectable but it smells like Democratic Revention, I meant Convention.. You notice how movie stars and famous bands always back the Dems? and most movie stars and famous band members have controversial problems in their lives and have no real clue what is going on in life because the lives they live is in a dream world where everybody adores them.. I am a swing voter but at least Bush, when Bush makes a bad decision sticks to his guns. Kerry and Edwards scare me. Actually nothing against women but Kerry's wife "Heinz Ketchup" scares me more than Hillary.
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    Oh come on Vallerina. Missionary is so religious. There are way to many good feeling positions you just haven't discovered yet. Your reply only caught my attention because your reply was the first on this post out of many and this post has recirculated for a while now.
  10. captain1
    I concur, I apologize for misunderstanding your reply.
  11. captain1
    I have met the ground and it is not friendly at 40mph!! However, I am still skydiving.
  12. captain1
    What do you mean by,"Sooner or later the more you jump you will wish you were on the ground instead of in the air." A very experienced jumper told me once that if you are in this sport with the assumption that it will probably or eventually kill you, you should not be in this sport.
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    Very good but make sure you get it right. My brother has been an officer in special ops going on 20 yrs now... but if you called him a marine he would probably be insulted. He is Army ODA, Ranger, Green Beret and Spook. edited by request
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    WOW!

    captain1 replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire

    What flavor? I always get a headache when I drink too much wine. Too much as being a whole bottle.
  15. captain1
    Anyone who thinks this sport is safe is fooling themselves. Just read the disclaimer on your rig or canopy. There are so many things that can go wrong and so many different possibilities of bad situations that can happen to you. It is not a sport for the weak hearted or the bold "no guts no glory" type mentalities. However, it can be as safe as you make it. This is a sport where you are responsible for your own actions. Once you leap out the door there will be nobody there to hold your hand if you have a problem. You have to fix it. Never become complacent or sloppy. Always strive to learn and chances are you will enjoy many years of skydiving and not become another statistic.
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    I have had a brand new glow in the dark altimeter stolen if that makes you feel any better. Big DZs have a lot of visitors/pass throughs and because of that things occasionally end up missing. Not all skydivers are honest/real people.
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    Night owls love them because their so juicy and keep the chicks in the nest fat and healthy.
  18. captain1
    It could have been a lot worse. At least that riser did not hang. That would have probably cost you your whole head gear and then a cut-a-way.
  19. captain1
    Be patient my little grasshopper. When winter comes around in Texas the bonefires will be roaring with laughter at night.
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    March 13h this year. USPA Safety Day. I was the Demo, Ha Ha. I was partying in Daytona Beach "Spring Break" Fiasco till 2AM the night before. Checked out of my hotel at 10 AM. Drove Hwy 90 to DeLand and checked into another hotel in DeLand at 11 AM. Took a two hour nap, went to the DZ and put myself in a wheelchair for 2 months. My accident was caused by an unintentional downwind landing and I am pretty sure that my accident could have happened whether I had party'd the night before or not due to bad habit and form under canopy, but regardless, I was not fresh and it was a link in the chain of events that could have prevented my accident.
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    I concur Georgia boy. My wife said something along that line a time or two.
  22. captain1
    The French also had their asses handed to them in Vietnam before we came in later and had our asses handed to ourselves.
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    OK, OK Winsor. I wasn't expecting a book reading from Alcoholics Anonymous. I was just being a little humorous. This weekend at the DZ when I am grilling steaks I will make three toasts for you and Betty and myself to the tune of George Thoroughgood's famous ballad. That would be in his words,"What do you mean its last call for alcohol? I'll have a one Bourbon, one scotch and one beeeeeerrrrr". Or was that the other way around?
  24. captain1
    I agree.
  25. captain1
    I concur.